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Pixies For Free!

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Anyone want 2 tix for the Pixies tomorrow at Ally Pally. Give me the best/funniest reason why you should get them and there yours - free of course!
Badger_Vs_Monkey | 31 Aug '05, 15:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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My friend says that if you actually give out any tickets, he'll streak down the street.

Give us the tickets because "ive got a broken face" and my "monkeys gone to heaven".
smokin_like_a_fish_monkey_bird | 31 Aug '05, 15:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Badger would win because the monkeys gone to heaven.

Give me and my bro the tickets because were secretly the super mario brothers and could set fireballs on you
Psychedelia | 31 Aug '05, 15:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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as i couldn't initially afford tickets to last ngt at manchester, i'm not going to be seeing them, the robbing shits on ebay were charging to much, but the missus did say that if i could get tickets for t'pixies she'd let me bum her ( i can't get to london but i thought it deserved a mention)
maradona | 31 Aug '05, 15:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I live in London, if she's near me I'll bum her.
bobbygeorge | 31 Aug '05, 15:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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goodlad, i'm afraid we're up int north
maradona | 31 Aug '05, 15:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I deserve the tickets because I'm willing to accept and believe that someone who just turns up on the board is really going to give two free tickets to the Pixies. I'm a VERY trusting person from time to time.

;)
dis-integration | 31 Aug '05, 15:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Total genuine - got some spare tickets and don't really want to sell them.

Maradona - you actually made me laugh out loud, shame you can't get down.
Badger_Vs_Monkey | 31 Aug '05, 15:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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bastard, that just make things far worse. Glad you liked the reason, just bear it in mind if ye have any tickets to give away tha is a wee bit more accessible for me. Great to know that I would have been the winner. Unless someone come out with something funnier/better of course. Good on ye though, Zane Lowe on Radio 1 was giving away pairs of tickets to gigs all over the country last night too, keep up the ggod work!!!
maradona | 31 Aug '05, 15:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Oh wicked - apologies for the sarcasm, couldn't resist - I did think you were genuine though :)

And yes, pick me. Pick me because my libido was stolen at the Notting Hill Carnival, and if anyone can help me get it back it's Kim Deal!
dis-integration | 31 Aug '05, 17:10 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I should get the tickets because even though you're probably a con artist/'joker'/murderiser, I've always thought you're the best poster this board has ever had. Furthermore I'm Joey Santiago's long-lost brother, and if I don't turn up tomorrow (which as you all know is his birthday) he'll be very sad and probably refuse to play that song about monkeys.
thewarn | 31 Aug '05, 15:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I would love them but i live too far away! So my pointless funny reason would be!

Give them to me cause i'm a total CUNT!
marcofella | 31 Aug '05, 15:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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It's Bootsy Collins Baby!

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Comin' to grab them tickets off ya baby!
hollywood_freak | 31 Aug '05, 15:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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That did not work as well as I had intended it to. I must say.
hollywood_freak | 31 Aug '05, 15:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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bootsy collins has changed since i last saw him...
commandercool | 31 Aug '05, 15:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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It worked better than I could ever have dreamed of! Absolutely terrifying!
thewarn | 31 Aug '05, 15:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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It's Bootsy Collins Baby!
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Do I get the tickets now baby?
hollywood_freak | 31 Aug '05, 15:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I give up. I leave for France tomorrow morning anyway.

*looks up* Bootsy! I'm sorry.
hollywood_freak | 31 Aug '05, 15:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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honestly, you really have to stop making me laugh at work....
commandercool | 31 Aug '05, 15:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I'm going to be having nightmares about the 'bootsy beast' for years to come:

'I just saw the face again... and it was sliding down a wall of exclamation marks.... ARRRGH!!!'
thewarn | 31 Aug '05, 15:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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That's brilliant, it looks like a pig's skull in Elton glasses.
i-deserve-to-be-in-your-band | 31 Aug '05, 16:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Not the first time Collins has been compared to that, not by a long shot.
thewarn | 31 Aug '05, 16:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Screw all these things about badgers and monkeys. Hand the tickets over or the racoon gets it.

http://www.bluejumpers.com/randomimages/racoon.jpg
Filip | 31 Aug '05, 15:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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surely there is one of the fairer sex willing to partake in some bumlove with their fella for a pair of pixies tickets, or is it just my lass
maradona | 31 Aug '05, 15:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I think your lass is willing to partake in bumlove with any fella (probably even Marcofella) for a pair of pixies tickets.*


*Thanks to the Reading thread there are probably lawyers circling this board so I would like to point out that I have obviously never met you or your lass, so this is completely unsubstantiated.
bobbygeorge | 31 Aug '05, 16:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Give them to me because I won't actually go to the gig and then everyone will be really annoyed and that will be the funniest of all.
restlessboy | 31 Aug '05, 16:09 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I'm ridiculously poor, I'm am seriously considering donating my body to medical trials to pay off the 200 pounds I owe my parents. I have no arms, legs, or eyebrows.

Pick me! I only need one ticket as well! I mean I'd take two but some of my friends are going anyway.
Jesus_Quintana | 31 Aug '05, 16:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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give them to me, because i will sell them on for an extortionate price to someone on the board. and i will give you a cut. there you dont have to sell them but still get some 'dolla'
works for everyone
Jordan_229_2 | 31 Aug '05, 18:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply