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by stevierob
Hey Marco. We still out tonight? Forgot my phone, so can't get in touch.

Because of this blatant misuse of thread starting, i feel guilty. So would everyone who reads this, list their top 5 cheeses.
stevierob | 01 Sep '05, 16:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: Marco Fella

Please not cheese again...

Re: Marco Fella

in no order:

1. mexicana
2. haloumi
3. wensleydale
4. red leicester
5. feta

and i heard that marco was grounded for watching commando without permission and then calling his mum a "motherfucker".

Re: Marco Fella

I want you two back by 10 y'hear me! No talking to strangers either!

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Feta, Gouda, Bree, Halloumi, Roule

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Everytime we're due to go out, he calls his mum a motherfucker, so i have to make other arrangements. Thoughtless twat.

Re: Marco Fella

I'm gonna kick you in the shins tonight you lanky twit!

Re: Marco Fella

I cannot deny it is all true. My mother is now mentally damaged. I am sneaking out though. So SHHHHHH!

Re: Marco Fella

that actually happened to a friend of mine.

he was allowed to watch commander again a year later (to the day) and he called his mum a motherfucker on the same day.

Re: Marco Fella

It's nice to celebrate anniversaries

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wensleydale is great to put on pizzas. seriously. it melts, but doesn't congeal, so stays nice and soft. yummy.

to be fair, an entire pizza with it on wouldn't be too great, but if you mix it up with double gloucester or red leicester it tastes hella good.

Re: Marco Fella

yes mate, i'll pick you up at 8:30? We going to the Swan first?

1. Brie
2. Mature Canadian Chedder
3. Mozzy
4. Parma
5. Ricota

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1. Chedder
2. Camembert
3. Feta
4. Double Gloucester
5. Parmasan

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Smoked applewood cheddar
Haloumi
Emmenthal
Gouda
Feeta

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Brie
Fab ice lollies
Borstal
Melancholy
Wowzer

Re: Marco Fella

Fab ice lollies?

That wasn't even slightly funny!

Re: Marco Fella

Sorry, I misheard the question.



Still, Fab ice lollies, eh?

Re: Marco Fella

Strawb Ice, White 'Squidgy' Stuff coated in Vermicele...

Mmmmh, i think i've just cum!

Re: Marco Fella

So that's what the white stuff is on FAB's.... ;-)

No wonder I hate them.

Re: Marco Fella

Fabs are amazing lollies, but not as nice as Nobbly Bobblys!

Re: Marco Fella

When I start a thread about faourite cheeses, I expect the replies to be about favourite cheeses. How dare you come on here giving all this ice lolly shit. I'll ram them up your arses.

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1. Goats Cheese
2. Emmental
3. Cheddar
4. Stilton
5. Brie

I feel pretty hungry, i might go deep-fry some brie. Oh yeah, it's a festival of fat.

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1. Chedder
2. Brie
3. Jarlsberg
4. Red Leiceter
5. On Toast

mmmmm....cheese

Re: Marco Fella

Does everyone agree that cheese be the King of FOOD!

Re: Marco Fella

but then what would be the queen?

i vote for pesto.

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It has to be a french loaf

Together they can rule humanity

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With bacon as their errant son.

Re: Marco Fella

Is Jarlsberg a cross between Jam and Carlsberg? That sounds like a fine if slightly spurious cheese.

Re: Marco Fella

nah, it's kinda like Leerdammer, but norwegian instead of dutch. pesto contains cheese, so can it count as the queen? would it not be some sort of weird incestuous food love?

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actually, i doubt anyone would care with it being royalty and all. they love keeping it in the family.

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Its like edam, but with holes in it

Great with Tennants Super

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at last!! somebody's put emmental at number 2. This cheese is shit hot folks. I aint had goats Adrian, but if it beats emmental to the no 1 spot then it must be one hot cheese.

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seriously, goats cheese is a taste explosion. it's got a kind of creamy texture, more so than emmental, but lacks the nutty taste, its more of a simple, clean taste.

Re: Marco Fella

Yay, I'm glad this is secretly a cheese thread!

Wexford cheddar
Mozzarella
Feta
Roquefort
Goat's cheese

Re: Marco Fella

you've won me over. I'm staright to the Tesco cheese counter to climb aboard the goat's cheese express. Not at the expense of emmental mind, i'll be buying the two.

Re: Marco Fella

eating feta with Olives, while drinking steadily in the house is top cheesing too.

Re: Marco Fella

yum

Jarlsberg
Gouda
Smoked
Feta
Bute Cheddar

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Gorgonzola
Roquefort
Camembert
Stilton
Caerphilly (if it's good quality)

Re: Marco Fella

That cock shaped smoked cheese is up there with the best too.

Re: Marco Fella

remember mate, BB is watching!

And i forgot to get that cash off ya last night, take it off my Elbow ticket!

Re: Marco Fella

Is it ok for your other top 4 cheeses to be shit quality then?

Re: Marco Fella

Jarlsberg at number one. This = yay. You rock, p_v.

Re: Marco Fella

can I have the lowdown on jarlsberg cos i aint tried it and it appears to be cheese of the moment.

Re: Marco Fella

here you go:

http://www.tine.no/intprod/4812/

Re: Marco Fella

looks the business. Different varieties too. Oh well i'll be buying that from the Tesco Cheese counter along with goats and Emmental.

This could get out of hand. I'll need a fuckin removal van for all this cheese. No more recommendations please.

Re: Marco Fella

If you don't get smoked applewood you're a mentalist. It owns the land of cheese.

Re: Marco Fella

Comté
Beaufort
Roblochon
Appenzeller
Morbier

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Does anyone agree that red Leicester is the cheese equivalent of James Clunt

Re: Marco Fella

It is my least favorite cheese, yes!

Re: Marco Fella

I OVE RED LECEISTER!!

Re: Marco Fella

that's right Love!

Re: Marco Fella

I apologise. I realise it's a terrible insult to Red Leicester. From now on i'll compare Clunt to cottage cheese.

Re: Marco Fella

Jarlsberg = Myspace HOTT

<3

Re: Marco Fella

Enough pretentious cheeses already.

Double Gloucester
Mature Cheddar
Brie
Red Leicester
Stilton

All must be produced by free roaming cud-guzzling ungulates.

Re: Marco Fella

It appears nobody gives a flying fuck about Cheshire.

Re: Marco Fella

edam's never had a look in either.

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Jarlsburg is the cheese of the norwegian supergods.

Re: Marco Fella

What a coincidence: I'm the gimp of the Norwegian supergods.

Re: Marco Fella

you've gotta be kidding me. Mozzarella at No. 2!? It has no taste!!! it should be in exile and be sent drifting!!!!

Re: Marco Fella

You know whats well cool? Eating melted mozerella whilst holding one end and pulling it out again. It's well cool. Word.

Re: Marco Fella

smoked motherfucking applewood

Re: Marco Fella

tell me about smoked motherfucking applewood then?

Re: Marco Fella

i dont like cheese.

Re: Marco Fella

I HATE CHEESE.

Re: Marco Fella

I HATE SEBASTIAN COE!

Re: Marco Fella

yes, but he's the big cheese when it comes to the olympics.

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Feta
Mozzarella
Ricotta
(forget the name of the damn stuff)
Parmesan