this man is one of the finest actors of his generation. his pedigree and dress sense is quite simply unsurpassed by his contemporaries. this man, is a modern day prophet and we should trat him as such, in a manner which will rightly honour and uphold his legacy for generations to come. alec baldwin saved me when i was at my lowest point.

i only hope and pray to the god of the suns, that alec baldwin will be granted immortality by the analytical pensioner of the bulgarian piss-soaked subway, next tuesday attheir bi-lingual artichoke cauliflower.