I like kirstie allsopp as well. mmmm... she looks like she's made of scarves. is it always winter when they film those shows?

Sue barker is orange, about 80 years old, yet dresses like a 15 year old. just don't.

not really but I like Benicio Del Toro and people could balk at that. I'd tell anyone who'd listen he was great really.

ha ha. can't resist this. Comedian Linda Green (is that her name?) commenting on Ann Widdecombes make over 'I thought, good God, Sue Barker's slapped on a few pounds'

Libby Kennedy

The Moomins

Louis Griffin.

Yeah, no shame for Nigella.

*eats strawberry suggestively*

Nigella Lawson would so get it.

nah, she's a bit of a bitch though.
if it was frankie dean though, that would be Not Good.

actually, i really fancy OB from hollyoaks. and lee. and mackie a bit, but he's dead now.
now THAT is shameful.

Sarah Beeney?

I made eye contact with her far too many times during the filming of the pilot for 8 Out Of 10 Cats, and I realised there and then that she gave me the horn

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her out of Nighty Night. In character.

God no. Just thinking about her wrapping her elegant vocal chords around the day's headlines makes me shiver with sexual excitement.

no he's bellend-ful, and I just checked that in a book so it's definately true.

But you do raise a valid point that there are many completely credible fantasy partners listed above (I mean Nigella for fucks sake!!!). Come on! We need names like "Charlie Dimmock" and "Grotbags the witch".

To quote homesick_alien: Get out!