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This joke made me giggle for hours...

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by james_delve
Theres a family of Balloons. Mummy, Daddy and Baby. Baby Balloon sleeps in the bed with Mummy and Daddy and has done for years, but the time comes when Mummy Balloon decides enough is enough. She tells Daddy Balloon to have a word with Baby: he has to sleep in his own bed from now on.

During the night Baby gets scared and creeps into his parent's room but sees that Mummy and Daddy are squashed together tightly with no way he can fit in between them. So he undoes Mummy's knot and lets some air out. There's still not enough room so he undoes Daddy's knot and lets some air out of him but there's still not enough room. So Baby Balloon undoes his own knot and lets out all his air until there is finally enough room.

In the morning, Mummy and Daddy are very angry and disappointed - Daddy Balloon takes Baby Balloon to one side and says: "Son, you've let me down, you've let your Mummy down, but most of all you've let yourself down!"
james_delve | 07 Oct '05, 10:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

i think that is possibly the worst joke i have ever heard.

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I think there's a serious risk that mrs thewarn may dump me after I sent her that paragraph claiming it was a 'joke'. Thanks Delve, thanks a lot.

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Whatever you do, dont send her your new profile pic! That'll end it for sure! ;)

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It will! She hates me with a skinhead, weird glasses, short sleeved shirts and... ANOTHER GIRL! She'd be very angry.

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

I give great advice, me!

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

When did you shave your hair off? I demand to know.

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

10 years ago. That picture was taken about 4 years ago. I look NOTHING like that now. Apart from the Wallace smile.

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

No Problem!

If you need a place to stay, don't hesitate to ask.

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"he undoes Daddy's knot"

that's just.... wrong.

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

That 'joke' is a load of old pone.

Do you sometimes see yourself in the reflection of water and then dive in to save yourself?

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

I thought it was a great joke, but I am very easily amused.

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Someone's been watching Family Guy...............

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I thought that joke was just the ticket after a day of lectures, actually... ta, Delve.

I'm easily pleased.

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

that was great ha! anyone got any others?

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

Have you heard the joke about butter? I can't tell you, you might spread it.

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or the joke about the window? better not, you might see through it

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Or the one about the garbage bin? Maybe not, it's rubbish

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or the one about the wall? you might not get over it...

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You win this round.

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Chicken Sandwich walks into a bar, and asks for a pint of beer and some food. Barman says- 'I'm sorry, we don't serve food'

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Two men walk into a bar. You would've thought one of them would see it

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sqrt 25 walks into a bar, and asks for a packet of crisps. Barman goes- 'I'm sorry, we don't cater for functions'

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see, I win this round too, as that was just crap

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Poor Martbowski. You seem bored tonight.

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bored enough to talk to me?

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I'm not bored, it's just very overcast outside, and yes.

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

It still doesn't beat the joke from Arthur...What did the left eye say to the right eye?...... There's something between us that smells...best joke ever...fact!!!

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

SO wierd, my friend told me that joke literally a few days ago...
Are you my friend?

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

Do you want me to be your friend?

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

hey you got that off last months FHM

Re: This joke made me giggle for hours...

Anyone heard the one about the crab who went to the disco and pulled a muscle?