Hey you happening dudes and cats and puppies and budgerigars! It's that time of the year again for the awards that you all know and have definitely heard of:

THE OFFICIAL UNSINGED BAND AWARDS 2005!
(brought to you by Unconvincing PR Ltd.)

No award ceremony has the same level of credibility and authority as we have contacts within the Music Industry! We also know as countless celebrities to numerous and spurious to mention by name.

The event will be held in some unspecified but doubtless hugely prestigious venue where we will all quaff cocaine and snort champagne until our faces pop with joy. We may also take a moment to talk over your bands demo and then at the end of the night give you some kind of certificate which you can show your mum. Maybe a trophy too, something out of a Kinder Egg - you know...

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to support the first annual OFFICIAL UNSINGED BAND AWARDS. Rendered utterly official by the fact that we have absolutely no website. After all, any charlatan can make a website? Right?

All you need to do to enter is send us a copy of your cd, 50 photos of your band (one of which must feature you crawling naked over broken glass) and £200 as an admin fee - a small price to pay, I'm sure you'll agree, for the exposure that this high profile and utterly significant event will involved.

Send your demos to:

Unconvincing PR
Swindle House
Hack Lane
Berkshire
BU3 3URR

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