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I can't believe you don't think im cunty enough you absolute cunter, you cunt.

FACT: I punch children in the face....

...and I have IRON HANDS.

how much of a cunt am I, eh?

homesick_alien | 15 Oct '05, 19:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I've actually met Soapy... he is a total C.U.N.T.

*Honest!

marcofella | 15 Oct '05, 20:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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hes not lying ...

soapy | 15 Oct '05, 20:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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NO!

Go push some old ladies over, you CUNT.

loque | 15 Oct '05, 20:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

right, just back from some old lady pushing over.

there weren't any out in the street so I broke into some houses and shoved them over when they weren't looking.

and while I was there... I used their toilet.....

...and DIDN'T FLUSH IT.

LOLZ

is that cunty enough yet?

homesick_alien | 15 Oct '05, 20:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Ooooh. You cunt.

Albeit a cunt who made me giggle.

james_delve | 15 Oct '05, 20:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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FAAIIIIIILURE OF A MODERN MAN.

wrightylew | 16 Oct '05, 14:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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well, right now i am failing to think of a failure...
though i know there are many i have...
bugger it all.

zoodlepuff | 17 Oct '05, 13:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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If you never failed anything you'd be a vacuous idiot. Usually these people take art history and just art at university. You'd also be smug.

Patricide | 17 Oct '05, 13:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i like art...

zoodlepuff | 17 Oct '05, 14:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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what i mean is that i dont think taking art or art history at university makes you a failure, or anything close to a failure.

zoodlepuff | 17 Oct '05, 14:10 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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You'd be absolutely right Zoodlepuff. I wouldn't take straight history if I were you though. It's the path to certain failure.

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 14:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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yep, I failed straight History.

nice_squirrel | 17 Oct '05, 14:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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You consistently fail to capitalise your 'i's when referring to yourself. That's a massive failing as far as us grammar nazis are concerned!

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 14:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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screw you warn.

capital letters are overrated.

commandercool | 17 Oct '05, 14:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Ah, if it isn't the failure.

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 14:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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no, letters are overrated. I'm only talking in symbols now.

#][#][' []}{@> &&^^£"£989""£££ ~~}@@ *"*"*(¬

yeah, you heard me.

homesick_alien | 17 Oct '05, 14:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I am shocked!! If you ever have kids you'd better not teach them crap like that you.. you... PIG!!

marcofella | 17 Oct '05, 14:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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failure shailure.

i just got offered some free tickets to see nine black alps (i politely declined).

does that sound like a failure to you?

commandercool | 17 Oct '05, 14:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Nine Black Alps ?

YES !

lyle | 17 Oct '05, 14:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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He declined, lyle, it's Ok!

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 14:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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But someone offered him...

lyle | 17 Oct '05, 14:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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True. But I went to a gig with BOWLING FOR SOUP headling on friday!

I lose!

(Even if I did leave before they came on)

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 14:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i didn't want to sound ungrateful so i asked where and then looked thoughtful and said "no thanks, i think i've already got plans for tonight."

smoooooth.

commandercool | 17 Oct '05, 14:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i'm with commandercool on this one.

but less aggressively.

sickboy | 17 Oct '05, 15:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Hoy lay off zoodlepuff!

It's like shouting at those cute little gas and electric things in the npower adverts.

zxcvbnm | 17 Oct '05, 14:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I took Fine Art at university....

Point taken.

BobbyGrindrod | 17 Oct '05, 14:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Are you admitting to being vacuous?

Nothing against vacuous people I just imagine they don't know what obstacles are.

Patricide | 17 Oct '05, 14:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Something for horse races ?

lyle | 17 Oct '05, 14:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I think I do, are they octopus arms?

zxcvbnm | 17 Oct '05, 14:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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no, they're testicles!

sadpunk | 17 Oct '05, 14:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Test Icicles spunky!

Patricide | 17 Oct '05, 14:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Oh maybe I misunderstood. I thought Patricide said people who took Art at uni were failures. I did and am.

BobbyGrindrod | 17 Oct '05, 14:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Your username is pretty similar to mine, you can have some of my success.

bobbygeorge | 17 Oct '05, 14:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Well no Grindrod I said generally they were vacuous/image obsessed sorts so they probably don't know what failure is. Failing a few exams isn't THAT bad. You should be pleased if that's the only thing you fail your entire life.

Patricide | 17 Oct '05, 14:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I failed my driving test 5 times. Beat that!

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 14:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I'd have kept that one to myself thewarn. 5 times? yeeesh.

zxcvbnm | 17 Oct '05, 15:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Only 4 of them were my fault.

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 15:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I failed once, and my second test was cancelled cos it was foggy!

On my second lesson, I drove into a wheelybin!

sadpunk | 17 Oct '05, 15:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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On my first lesson, I drove into a ditch! Two wheels off the road!

Wheelybin is funnier though. I just snorted loudly at my computer.

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 15:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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That's not true at all. In fact how many Fine Art graduates make it in the art world (or any world for that matter!). I'd say Art courses are likely to have more interesting people populating them. It's on the serious, proper, academic (science, maths n all that complicated stuff) courses that you find the real success-obsessives! I agree about Art History though ;)

BobbyGrindrod | 17 Oct '05, 15:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Ha! I like the way you seperated yourself from the art history lot. I think those courses are populated by people who think they are more interesting than other people when really all students are irritants :P Plus I didn't say they were success obsessives look:

Vacuous - shallow - image obsessed - not much behind the eyes except a penchant for the visual like fashion students. still it's just a generalisation - even though...this type of course attracts those people more than say other creative fields like writing/photography etc etc

Patricide | 17 Oct '05, 15:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Oh Patricide, I'm starting to enjoy your determinedly peevish outlook! :)

BobbyGrindrod | 17 Oct '05, 15:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Thanks buddy! Result!

BobbyGrindrod | 17 Oct '05, 15:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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why is it that lately all people have said to me is how important science and maths are... i was forced to listen to a speech by someone who spoke only of herself and how successful she had been in her maths carreer.. and then began to point out all her ideas of god carreers we could follow. none of which included anything i am interested in.

so my plans for the future... well, i am going to be very unsuccessful. i will be super poor, but i will do what i enjoy. screw everyone else and their ideas of failures. especially if i am one in their eyes.

zoodlepuff | 17 Oct '05, 14:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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you rule zoodlepuff!

zxcvbnm | 17 Oct '05, 14:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I keep getting you confused with zoodlepuff, zxcvbnm,./shift

homesick_alien | 17 Oct '05, 15:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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zoodlepuff rules and I don't.

zxcvbnm | 17 Oct '05, 15:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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um... thank you?

zoodlepuff | 17 Oct '05, 15:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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don't let it go to your head mind, that's the day you'll be just another DiS hasbeen.

zxcvbnm | 17 Oct '05, 15:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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:) compliments are few and far between.

zoodlepuff | 17 Oct '05, 15:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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You rule zxcvbnm!

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 15:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Yeah I do a bit. Cheers.

zxcvbnm | 17 Oct '05, 15:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i am terrible at maths and science and i am relatively unsuccessful and i don't do what enjoy.

my brother is really good at maths and science and he has his own car, house, girlfriend etc.

you do the maths (if you can).

commandercool | 17 Oct '05, 15:09 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I'm reasonably good at maths and science, but I'm lazy and poorly motivated.

I'm poor.

sadpunk | 17 Oct '05, 15:10 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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oh yeah, i forgot the fact that i'm poor.

bollocks

commandercool | 17 Oct '05, 15:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I'm poor! And lazy. And poorly motivated. I do do the math! I'm not very good at it though.

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 15:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i ticked the "email me when someone replies" box, too.

i might as well just kill myself now.

commandercool | 17 Oct '05, 15:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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have an email on me!

sadpunk | 17 Oct '05, 15:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Best check that inbox!

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 15:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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if it's your aim to make me cry at work, you're succeeding

commandercool | 17 Oct '05, 15:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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another!

zxcvbnm | 17 Oct '05, 15:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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The locale doesn't bother me. As long as you're crying.

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 15:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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have one on me!

homesick_alien | 17 Oct '05, 15:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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can you untick that box?

zxcvbnm | 17 Oct '05, 15:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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No

zxcvbnm | 17 Oct '05, 15:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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everyone here is so strange.
not in a failure type of way though...

zoodlepuff | 17 Oct '05, 15:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Zoodle you mean you don't get the running jokes they pull off on here?

i.e

pun
pun
pun
pun
someone breaks the puns

OR

Statement
Misinterpretation of statement
10 posts revelling in and speculating on the misinterpretation.

I don't think that's particularly strange or is this a local site for local people?

Patricide | 17 Oct '05, 15:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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with all respect patricide, there's not been anything matching that "formula" on this thread.

commandercool | 17 Oct '05, 15:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Patricide loves being grumpy!

BobbyGrindrod | 17 Oct '05, 15:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i hated maths and science at school.

shucks | 17 Oct '05, 15:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I agree, I think all these pun tangent makers should be severely pun-ished.

homesick_alien | 17 Oct '05, 15:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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They smell of pun-gent cheese.

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 15:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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If I met one now, I would pun-ch them in the face.

homesick_alien | 17 Oct '05, 15:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Me too. Especially if my thread was about pun-k rock.

zxcvbnm | 17 Oct '05, 15:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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yeah, the pun-ks!

thewarn | 17 Oct '05, 15:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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It's only a bit of pun, after all! (Bottom of barrel sighted)

BobbyGrindrod | 17 Oct '05, 15:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Who o-punned this can of worms then?

tom_from_sparks | 17 Oct '05, 15:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Pun-ricide?

Sorry.

BobbyGrindrod | 17 Oct '05, 15:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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hmmmm... i guess i cant often tell when you guys are being serious, and when you are joking.
which sort of throws me off...

but to be strange is not...bad.
its fun to be different. you get to freak people out.

zoodlepuff | 17 Oct '05, 17:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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my original post was serious, actually most of them were on this thread

commandercool | 17 Oct '05, 18:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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ah.
thats good since i replied seriously.
good to know i havent humiliated myself yet again.

zoodlepuff | 17 Oct '05, 18:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i can't think of an occasion where you've humiliated yourself on here.

definitely not as much as the majority of us anyway :)

commandercool | 17 Oct '05, 18:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I do it regularly

creakyknees | 17 Oct '05, 18:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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thanks.
you really should stop being nice. i dont know how to react.

also, if you havent seen my humiliation (i am glad and all), but then you probably dont read half of what i say :)

zoodlepuff | 17 Oct '05, 18:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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you can tell from the number of times I post something and nobody replies to that post, they're thinking "what the blazes is he on about?" Disers send PMs to each other saying "lets not reply that might encourage him".
But it doesn't stop me from humiliating myself over and over

creakyknees | 17 Oct '05, 18:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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oh please. you hardly humiliate yourself.

and maybe people dont reply because your point has cleared everything up, or they cant think of a rebuttle??

zoodlepuff | 17 Oct '05, 18:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Ooohh that is an excellent word......"rebuttle"

creakyknees | 17 Oct '05, 18:28 | Send note |

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