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MySpace haters unite...

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by Jesusandhislawyer
Seriously, what's the point of this online cunt compendium. I can understand if your a band, or something and you want to create a community and a fanbase.But if your just a lone perosn with a site, do you really need to meet other people like you so desperately? If we all hung around with different people we'd learn more, have more experiences and just live a little. It's sheltering yourself against the wide world with a group of people who won't offend you.It's safe company, almost facism. Get out of the study for once, meet new people in real life, have an adventure. It's what all the best writers and musicians did. Anyone recall Hunter S Thompson or Mark Twain desperatley trying to find people to please there needs. They got out and lived a bit, MySpace is resticting you. And don't give me any shit about meeting new people that you can fom friendships with, you egocentric wankers. Life's too fucking short to be narrow minded.
Jesusandhislawyer | 19 Oct '05, 16:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I signed up today. Riding the zeitgeist as ever.

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Eh What?
You could say the same thing about this place.
If people need the internet to make friends then theres something wrong but some people use message boards and the like cause their bored. My job is boring so I spend a lot of time on the internet during the day, But when I get home I couldn't care less.

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I agree Jesusandheslawyer - I was thinking just today 'that myspace is full of showoffs isn't' !

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point - it gives bands (some good some EXCELLENT) a chance to be heard.

the rest of it is rubbish.

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I don't see the harm, I use it to speak to friends in other towns when I don't have a real reason to e-mail them and listen to bands I wouldn't normally get a chance to hear.

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Some people do both...ya know, chat to people online AND go out and meet people. Radical concept, I know. But think about it Rantboy.


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Exactly. If you don't like it, don't use it, Jesus. Just keep away from it.

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The more I think about this thread the more absurd I think it is. I mean why didn't s/he go and round up all his/her mates in the real world to hate mySpace?..interact with REAL people instead of online with a bunch of people s/he doesn't even know?

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Sometimes when I read some myspaces it reminds me of reality TV - and those people who wanna be famous just for the sake of it - people telling all this stuff about themselves and creating an image

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Yeah I guess in some sense it is for some people....like self-publication. And I do think some people take it all a bit seriously - posting "look at me" bulletins every 5 mins. I delete those people.

There are some advantages though. A lot of my friends post up about events and gigs - its a convenient way of seeing what's going on.

But like Wrighty said, if people have a problem with it, just bloody ignore it. As far as I know, salespeople aren't knocking on doors trying to get people to sign up.

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you're a twat.
i use myspace to keep in touch with people that i meet when i'm out and about, at gigs or whatever. and to hear new bands.
you're a twat.

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Jesusandhislawyer, I can't decide which of the threads you have started is most cuntish....

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MySpace eh? That sounds like a good wheeze. I'll have to "check it out", as you youngsters like to say.

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The main flaw in your argument Mr. andhislawyer is that you are making an assumption about the demographic of both this site and of myspace. You assume that every member is young, middle-class and subsequently intellectually detached from real life. This assumption is incorrect. Further, some of the more sociable people on this site, i.e. sociable in the sense of actuially meeting people, are also the least intelligent and most detached from reality.

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Awww thanks JDT.

xxx

you are a cock

AICMFP

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I don't particularly like it. I only got a profile to talk to this prime girl on the Bronx's site (who told me to piss off)......although the other day some interesting band from LA added me

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Myspace is a fucking shameful place, awful, awful, awful.

A place for 13 year old girls to post near soft porn photos of themselves for boys to perve over and for other girls to coment on how 'fit' they are.

Surely, the more friends you have means that you are spending more time on the internet adding these people, meaning, the less of an actual social life you have.

And no, talking on MSN does NOT count as a social life.

Anyone else find it weird that since Malcolm Glazer bought the company that owns Myspace, it's been getting more and more coverage in (for want of a better word) corporate magazines such as Kerrang and NME? No? Me neither...

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"Life's too fucking short to be narrow minded."

Jesus wept.




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Apparently, lifes too short to do anything...

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I thought rupert murdoch got myspace.

I don't think JAHL rant was anything more than that - a sound off not exactly a rational dissection of myspace based on months of study etc. Some people are being a bit harsh on him. Is there a need to call someone a cunt because they voice an opinion that's opposed to yours and treads on your toes somewhat because you take offence to what you perceive is him calling you a shallow friendless saddo (for those who do use myspace i mean)???? It's probably not the case so don't waste time defending it.

A rant is meant to be irrational and offensive to some people - it's based wholly on personal opinion and not fact - we all know that

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I am an idiot flight.

Yes, it was Rupert Murdoch, my bad....

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Yes Patricide, but people who rant about a subject should expect 2 things.

1) People agreeing
2) People disagreeing

Otherwise what's the point of posting it in the first bloody place???

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True he's opened himself up for abuse by posting this, but people still overreact a bit. He could have had some decent points if they hadn't been so lost in the rage of it all.

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Yeah, I mean there's no need to call him a cunt or anything like that.

I'm sure everyone here who uses mySpace is aware that 90% of the people who use it are bizarre attention seeking tossbags. However, there are some good points about it which make it fun/useful.

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He should write reviews!!

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it's pretty good for networking, I reckon. I'm not 'massively' into it, but I've found a few interesting people on there- friends of friends etc (i don't bother trawling for random strangers with similar interests)...I met a bloke on a bus who's a guitar tech- which I will need at some point soon, so I just added him to myspace, and I can forget about him for six months or so 'til I need to get in touch, rather than er, losing his number or something.

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I agree. Myspace is a bit lame, but you do meet people and good if you're in a band... blah blah. But I do hate the whole LOOK AT ME! part of it. It is all a bit self important. However calling it an "online cunt compendium" is the funniest thing evah!

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Much as I hate to admit it, Myspace is a stroke of genius on the part of whoever created it. It's a stupidly simple concept, but it must have made some people a lot of money. The site never works properly, it is badly designed, poorly managed and yet it has near- revolutionised the internet. I just wish I'd thought of it! I know tons of people who have signed up to myspace (because it's so easy) who never use messageboards/msn which just goes to show that it's more a useful tool for a lot of people. As opposed to a way of life for internet sad-cases.

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aye, the guy who invented it is minted.

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I didn't say he shouldn't expect opposition. I said people shouldn't be so het up about it that they start calling him a cunt/wanker and making such a big deal of what is just a rant. Rants are rarely set up as fact are they?

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"And don't give me any shit about meeting new people that you can fom friendships with, you egocentric wankers"

That is a direct insult to anyone who uses mySpace. So what kind of reaction do you honestly think its gonna provoke?

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I just find it funny though. Even people with myspaces can appreciate that that's just a massive bitter rant but not take it to heart and throw back 'cunt !@X*' There are some really shallow people on there though - it only resonates if you think that applies to you - I don't think so so I'm not that bothered what he says and can't get excited enough to string him up on here. I am also quite amused to see this kind of thread get so much opposition compared to the ones where people are being blatantly racist/sexist etc.

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what about Friendster? Wasn't that the same thing?

Thinking about it more, it is shit. Who uses the word networking apart film and music executives? Plus, every one has exactly the same pussy haircut.

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Ho ho! It's quite a jolly, from the quick reconnoitre I did yesterday. You shouldn't take people you find on the internet too seriously, you know. That's almost as silly as taking Bloc Party seriously. Back to the gramophone!

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eh? you logged on under another username to start this thread?

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That's a very Myspace-style photo you've got there on your user profile.

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Said in a sleazy voice witha grin, that sounds like grooming talk.

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Myspace is good for bands, cos i was watching Ch4's download digital music bollocks awards last night, and they interview test icicles (briefly) about how they got "know", and apparently, they never had, or looked for a record label, just recorded some tracks and wacked them up on myspace and that was how they got noticed.

If there is one thing myspace is guilty of having is too many 16-17 year old wannabe goff-emo girls who like my-chemical-fall-out-avenged-romance-to-last, who all have stupid screen names like "lIFe*Is%iNfInAtE(@_^) Pa1n" Get a grip.

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I think it is pointless to rail against MySpace or its users generically, you can point out trends/fashion that you don't like, fine, but since it is not yet establishment or compulsary, and it allows people to do their own thing, then you are just trying to put a finger in the dam of 'progress' , personally I am very wary of it, after I joined up I got several posts from 18 young girls from the states whho though I was 'hot' or 'interesting'. This sort of activity means that I have not used myspace at all cos I feel that one cannot detect which is illusionary and which is not, to allow oneself to follow delusions whilst believing tham to be reality is potentially very dangerous, and should only be undertaken by expericaned psychonauts

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I use myspace only to listen to bands so i haven't joined.

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dammit I never get these! everyone else does! Is it cos I is wearing a tux in my profile photo??

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(I mean I never get messages from hot girls)

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But are they? it is impossible to distinguish whether they are 50 year old males, or just after dosh in some scam

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Shit, 45 posts and none of you have proved me wrong.
It really is shallow mindless stuff.

Oh, and kudos to those of you who stuck up for me for daring to speak out.

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I speakuth the truth and no more...

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I think most of us agree that it's shallow and mindless, but are intelligent enough to recognise that it has its uses.

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"and kudos to those of you who stuck up for me "

Wow, you lucky lcuky bastards!

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I don't recall mentioning the fact that most of the people on MySpace were middle class white kids, it probably isn't just for them (although mostly). But are you going to meet anyone that different to yourself, if there are different groups of people that use the site then they certainly don't interact with each other. Are you going to meet any one-legged jamaican pool hustlers, on MySpace....I doubt it. It's formed some kind of devisive, facsit society where people only meet each other that won't challenge them other than in arguments about whether Conor Oberst is as good as Dylan or not. The fact that you look at compare interests, is where this single mindedness stems from. I basically started the thread 'cause I was pissed off with people boasting about how many friends they had, now that's pretty shallow. I sure I'm sounding like some kind of unsociable hermit who distrusts modern technology, but it's just the undermining shallowness and pointlessness of the site that gets to me. Most of the people on there don't even have anything interesting to stay. And I agree with IranDis, using MSN does npot mean you have a social life.

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Leave it out - some of my best myspace friends are one-legged jamaican pool hustlers...

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And I genuinely have no freinds (well 1 outside of work), which explains my desperation to meet Bamos when he was in Bham, I am genuinely sad about my lack of a social circle outside of work, although I do have my family, and work long hours, therefore practically it is rather difficult.

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What happened to the witchy types in your wedding photo?

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Yes - we're worried about you now!

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I now only see them very occasionally unfortunately. Although this last weekend we did meet up with 4 old buddies from our 'bad old days'....nostalgia....and sure enough I indulged in some of my bad old vices....something I was trying to move away from when my kids were born

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vices like what exactly?

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Probably the first one that popped into your head

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murder???

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Hookah smoking?

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Penguin burning?

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Illegal body building?

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Cat-face stealing?

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Geoffrey Archer novels??

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Monkey prostitution?

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Scatomancy??

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What is Scatomancy?

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predicting the future through poo.

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That's just offensive.

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It's not offensive. It's a load of shit.

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It's not shit. It's paedophile porn.

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no its fucking not peaodophile porn.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scatomancy

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I didn't actually think it was...

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Don't mind him Bob, Darcy's seems angry today for some reason...

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Darcy's? Do we need more than one?!?! It's like some kind of multi-hunk dreamland...

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It wasn't that obscure an in-joke was it?

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Ahh sorry Bob. Its just that "Scat" is a type of porn so I thought you'd got the 2 mixed up.

Bamos SHUT YOUR FACE, I'm revoking your ticket to Hunkland.

Creaky, so that was what you were up to? What'll your wife say if she new you'd be predicting the future via the medium of poo again, huh? For shame!

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As if I'd get my porns mixed up like that! I have them neatly filed.

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Neatly 'philed? Eh? EH!??!

I'm going home now. I spend far too much time here.

xx

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aye, t'was foolish of me. I have been a Phool.

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somebody has replaced my knowledge of grammar with a squid.