No really.
My personal most-feared are:
1) Gunnera. This stuff is like really really fucking giant Rhubarb but with big spikes on the underneath:
Big spikes: http://www.albion-plants.co.uk/_images/thumbs/lrg/gunnera%20leaf%20detail%20with%20flower.jpg
How fucking big?: http://www.worldplants.com/gunnera.htm
2) Sunflowers. I just hate how they actually look like a really big scary fucking eye. And it's looking RIGHT AT YOU. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! They turn to face the sun. THEY MOVE! THEY MOOOOVE! And they're plants. AIIIIEEE!
Trees are okay 'cos they're not oversized and are meant to be that size, see?
in that case
you certainly don't want to watch a film called day of the triffids ... cos that would blow your plant fearing mind across the room
Nah,
I've seen Day of the Triffids. THough it might be what sparked it off years ago somehow.
But that's all fantasy man. THIS IS REAL!!!!
I Fear Oversized Plants
On a side note, i fear oversized pants.
i fear oversized planets
jupiter properly puts the shits up me...
I fear oversized Planks
Anything larger then a 2x4 has me scared.
I fear oversized plaits
Those revolting little school girls who have never had their hair cut... EVER!!!!
and now its really long and slippery so their mothers twist them into a horrible thick braid so that if they swing their head just right they could take your eye out.
AAAAaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh
I fear oversized plans
Keep your grand schemes away from me!!
I fear oversized Peruvians
hurts me to even say it.
I jeer oversized prawns
Boo! Hiss!
Abandon reply? Why would you?
secret life of plants
i like plants in general. and i find giant ones really fascinating.
i like the ones that eat animals. well, even things like venus fly traps are cool... but the ones that eat rats, frogs and other small animals are cool!
arent there some that eat people if people are stupid enough to fall into their giant digestive juices bowl type thingy??
I agree
Oversized planets are MEGA scary. I hate big flowers with all that reproductive stems or whatever in the centre.
It's like you go to some resturant and they put these things on the table and you have to eat looking at it. I'm weird, aren't I?
I tear oversized plants
Well actually my youngest did when we went to trebah gardens in cornwall.....far better than the eden project....the gunnerra's there were so fantastic and big and provided complete sky cover it was liek a green tunnel, it was like being in "land of the giants" or dr who or a star trek episode...I really love the alternative reality they lent, my youngest broke one off.(probably)
That guys in trouble...
Don't you just know that as soon as the camera goes back in the cupboard that that giant rhubarb thing that that guy is stood in front is going to bringits massive leaves down and choke the poor guy to death?
Yes!!
But it'll spike him with its big evil spikes first.
*shudder*
*shudder*