Was the question of 'is morrisey really celibate?' ever solved?

I dont seem to have any crises at the minute but admittedly I do tend to end up solving other people's.

But I would like to defend (some) pop here. I am admittedly particular with my music tastes in that I like a lot of different bits from different genres but pop, like every genre has the good stuff and the bad stuff. It it more apparent in pop what the good and bad is I guess (although Justin Timberlake is blatantly great.. and he can DANCE, I dont care if you dont like his music, watch him shake his ass). Oh and when this 'pop-is-shit' debate comes up I usually remind people that The Beatles were a pop group originally, n'est pas? But I do sympathise with some pop slagging, I mean, some 'music' is unforgivable.

u sound like a fun chap yourself. except i'm not attending university.just to annoy a certain vater of mine. and i dont want to go either. i like the sound of records and movies. there is this girl and she put fake tan on her palms. it was very amusing. she looked like a carrot (can you tell i don't like this girl??, it is amazing how many people i think i could their heads off and laugh, i possibly shouldnt mention my homocidal tendancies) in our school they have this new haircut which everyone has which me and my mate have called the camel hair cut because obviously they look like camels (they dont spit or anything, or have humps or second eyelids). that was a fun rant. we are of course great people. we would love to come and visit you at uni. (i'm a bit hyper 2nite, i went to see silverchair last week, but thats another story)

u sound like a fun chap yourself. except i'm not attending university.just to annoy a certain vater of mine. and i dont want to go either. i like the sound of records and movies. there is this girl and she put fake tan on her palms. it was very amusing. she looked like a carrot (can you tell i don't like this girl??, it is amazing how many people i think i could their heads off and laugh, i possibly shouldnt mention my homocidal tendancies) in our school they have this new haircut which everyone has which me and my mate have called the camel hair cut because obviously they look like camels (they dont spit or anything, or have humps or second eyelids). that was a fun rant. we are of course great people. we would love to come and visit you at uni. (i'm a bit hyper 2nite, i went to see silverchair last week, but thats another story)

Girls aren't that crap you know, my fiancee isn't a dumbarse like the examples pointed out by Luceluce.