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Noel blows off, again: British bands are shite

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by Mike Diver
Another week, another A-lister taking swipes at those beneath them... or something: Noel G has told an Aussie radio station that British bands are rubbish.

Noel told Triple J that the likes of Franz Ferdinand and the Kaiser Chiefs were shit, and that Bloc Party are the worst of all.

"Don't get me wrong, I kinda like Franz Ferdinand and Kaiser Chiefs, but Bloc Party are just appalling," said the Oasis man. He continued: "None of them strike me as trying to be in the biggest band in the world or the best band in the world - it's just indie rubbish."

He summarised the outifts in question as "indie shit". Nice.


Today's enlightened Noel quote.......

......was brought to you by the letters M,U,P,P,E and T


because obviously

if you're in a band, then it follows you'd want to be the BIGGEST BAND in the WORLD, because everyone wants to be U2, Coldplay or Oasis, because they clearly represent everything that's interesting, danceable and progressive about modern rock.


Frankly...

if you're in a band and you don't want to be the toppermost of the poppermost you deserve to be called indie shit.


I've always said...

Liam and Noel are the Stadler and Waldorf of rock'n'roll.

Kele Okereke is Skooter.


Yay!

when asked to move a few inches, he replied "No, I am actually a f**king garden gnome".


yeah and

we all now why british bands are probably so bad eh Noel? have a good hard think about it. though he is right about bloc party not becuase they are derivative with an incredibly bland vocalist its becaused they're not 'classic rock man, like t'roses' etc


The Stone Roses...

aren't classic rock. Get back to the schmindie ghetto where you belong and leave rock'n'roll criticism to the experts.


Your lying in a grave, Diver...

What's written on the headstone?

(Answer - NEWS)

;)


Diver!

You've lost the news!


What?

like it says ^^


or maybe he was like

'oh, er, well you see m'lady, i'm just a puppet. i don't move until my master moves me.'
HE'S PARKER


Parker was ace...

and he was boffing Lady Penelope off-screen. That's the rumour, anyway. Like Sid James and Barbara Windsor, but with string.


I've always said...

Liam and Noel are the Chish and Fips of rock'n'roll.


Bloc Party will never be like Oasis though

By which I mean in a decade's time Bloc Party won't be playing workmanlike sets of 10 year old songs to remind their audience of a time when they weren't going bald.


No...

They would have politely disapeared off the radar by that point only to come back for a new wave of the new-new wave revival in 2020 no doubt :)


oasis may be past it...

but noel is right. they're all shit bands that are content to make drivel.


In a decade's time...

Bloc Party will be collecting trolleys outside a B&Q Garden Center in Dunstable. And Oasis will be playing Wembley Stadium.


,

Dear Noel,
The fact you want to be the biggest band in the world should be a dream you've long since got over. It disapointed me after What's the Story when you tried to make music which would fit into American radio whilst consuming copious amounts of white powder whilst it and you were going out of fashion quicker than mod haircuits.

It truly disapoints me that someone who could potentially write an interesting pop song decides to write music which will fit into the bland land of modern radio. Have you heard James Blunt and Dido? Do you love the way they're trying to be as dull as possible to sell the most records as possible?

Curious to hear your thoughts.

Love,
Sean
DrownedinSound.wut


Good try Sean...

But a little too colourful for Mr Gallaghers volcabulary perhaps,
you might need to draw him a fucking diagram or something :)

www.thelostweekends.co.uk
www.myspace.com/thelostweekends


Dear Sean,

You like Muse.

Love,
The_Glory


haha fabulous

(to noel) and what?


when will it ever end?

get over yourself gallagher

the only way you think you can generate sales for your band is by slagging off every other one

stop being a moaning little bitch


I reckon it will end...

when the likes of DiS stop reporting everything Noel says about every Tom, Dick and Harry in interviews on local radio stations thousands of miles away in order to generate more hits for their website. That's just a guess, mind.


Can't agree...

..with you more!If this is seen as news, then Oasis must still be the biggest band in the World!!!!!!


This man is a...

Cunt.


...

i think he clearly has a point


This man is a...

....man with a point.


Where is...

the_glory? This argument's no fun without him.


Konichiwa

C'est Japonais pour Bonjour.


How right is arr kid?

Maybe he does critise alot of bands but how right is he? Bands are just so boring we need people like the Gallaghers and Doherty et al to keep this boring music scene alive


Why does everyone HAVE to be the biggest band in the world

or did an 'R' fall out of the word after 'biggest'


Whats wrong with trying to be the best band

In the world? Surely your size will increase naturally on the back of that.

Anyway Noel's one to talk the last Oasis album was shite.


Noel Gallagher is an

Utter cunt. As soon as someone tries to do something exciting (Bloc Party), or listenable (Kaiser Chiefs) or danceable (Franz Ferdinand), he gets jealous and starts mouthing off as if he's written a good song in the last ten years. Which he hasn't. And, what's wrong with wanting to be the biggest band in the world? Nothing, as long as it's about writing good, new, fresh, different songs, not just ones that people will buy. Noel Gallagher and Oasis remind me of reality TV: it was different to start off with, and people still like it, but aren't we all getting a little tired of it now it's been going on for so long, basically unchanged?





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