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Pink: loves Osbourne, loathes J-Lo

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by Mike Diver
Pink's not been in the press for a while... I wonder what she's up to... oh.

The not-so-pink-anymore singer is quoted in the Daily Star as saying she has a crush on Kelly Osbourne. The pair met at a concert aimed at raising the awareness of gay marriages in New York, and Pink apparently stated: "I think Kelly's straight but she's really sexy. I could just eat her up."

Um, yum. The trouble-courting singer went a little further, though, and slated Jennifer Lopez and one-time Destiny's Child star Beyoncé Knowles for their fur wearing.

At a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals bash in Los Angeles, Pink refered to J-Lo as "J-Bitch". Hmm, clever. Beyoncé was criticised for wearing a fur jacket to a London event: "It's up to Beyoncé what she wears but I'm not speaking to her. I've not said anything but I think everyone knows my views - I won't ever touch fur. It's wrong."

Pink sung some songs, once.


I could eat up Kelly Osbourne too...

I love marshmallows!!! burn.


J-Bitch...

Fucking hell, that's some wit she's got there. Her talents are clearly being wasted in pop.


'I won't ever touch fur - it's wrong'

It takes 90 mink to make one ladies glove...


yeah

but what use are minks? what do they do apart from become weasels in the summer?


Are you sure, pink?

You want to eat up Kelly Osborne but you don't like fur....


!

Yes, but the animals are living breathing creatures with a purpose... theres the difference...


It takes

just one Pink to make a novelty canoe


"Pink sung some songs, once."

played :-D


as in

well played for your wit. not as in she played the songs rather than sung them. whenever i end up being an arse like this i know it's time to go and do some work.