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THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR

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by -Raz-
-Raz- | 02 Dec '05, 19:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

ah

that ultimate warrior, what trouble will he get into next?

maybe he could be president.


I thought

he was dead?


that'll be

eddie guerrerrorrororro

and some other ones. especially the fat one. fat + steroids = early death.


i thought

the ultimate warrior passed on years ago


Jez's link

is genius. It's that sort of thing that makes me love t'internet.


oh my

i <3 the internet.
Strangest points were:
.they were bicycle tassles around his arms?!
.you have to PAY to get on their forums!?


p.s.

SA's shootdown of some stupid prick off myspace is actually the funniest thing i've read on the internet in the last, oooh, week?

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3396&p=10


scratch that ^

EVERY critical destruction of myspazzer's is brilliant on that site.


hmm

he used to be my favourite wrestler when i was young and impressionable. well, him and macho man randy savage of course.


Please don't give Stormfront any exposure.

They really don't need to get any more...


wasn't his finisher a clothesline?

bit rubbish really.
not that i'd say that to his face.


or to his lawyer


"People started yelling at Warrior as he spoke...

...Warrior at one point started yelling and stomping his feet"

once a wrestler, always a wrestler.


Err Raz,

why were you on a website whose slogan is 'White Pride World Wide'?

That is one scary fucking page. If you could find a way, Basseye-like, of killing people through their keyboards you could start with that site's userbase and make the world a better place.


google

explains most things


and

i hadn't noticed that
mental
i less than three amorica


shit

i didn't notice it was a white power message board either.

whoever uses it are officially cunts then.


Ah

I didn't know if you went on there regularly for kicks or something. :-D

It's a bit of a car crash of a site. I read a around a bit and gave up after feeling simultaneously sick and incredibly angry.


Strong Bad says

Corn Chips are no place for a Mighty Warrior.





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