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by salford_superstar

!!! - eh? I hear there is a way to pronounce it, so why dont they spell it that way the fucking wankers?

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salford_superstar | 19 Dec '05, 13:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

is this the new music board or something?

!!! is a great band name.


I like !!!

editors is crap name.

Worst: The music, The Beta Band, TheThe.


the music

is ACTUALLY the worst band name ever. they should be called the (rubbish) music.

also: artic monkeys.


Worst name in general

salford_superstar

cunt


U2

is the worst bandname evah!


seriously though

!!! are a good bands but !!! is a bad name. I refuse to refer to them as they ask, they are always spokena bout in my house as "that stupid band who's name is three exclamation marks"


chk chk chk

It's a good name, they got it from a subtitled South African film where someone says 'chk chk chk' and the subtitle comes up as '!!!'. So that IS how you say it.


I know

but its still a stupid name for a band.


British Sea Power

Honourable mention to The Music.


iLiKETRAiNS

have a really stupid name and logo.

But they rule.


there's loads

you should see some of the sorry names on the bog circuit - we've played with bands with names like Sugar Monkey and Caught in the Zip, whilst not neccesarily bad people just bad names


its not though

really is it? its not a word or a group of words, so it cant be a name, its completley meaningless and really really stupid.

also, techically they cant tell anyone how its pronounced, because its inpronouncable, if thats a word, unlesss you call them 'exclaimation mark exclaimation mark exclaimation mark'


its pronounced

chk chk chk usually.


We playwed with some bad named bands including

My Pet Junkie
Monkey Capone
Fake Bad News

Any band with the name Monkey in their title usually means "cheeky" chav rock bollocks.


the ebst thing about the bog circuit is coming across bands who think

they are about to be deluged by at least 80 percent of the music industry at 8.45 and want to swap slots with you as 'the a&r world and its dog are coming to see us' (ie they sent an email to every available email address on the internet) - we had one band who kept hassling us to swap as 'someone massive is flying in from New York' to which I replied 'well if he's come that far he wont be fretting about missing the last tube will he?'

Pricks. all of them. FACT


Something went wrong

I have to say it again!

CUNT


fuck you

Juan.

People who make personal remarks about people over the internet are fucking saddos. you wouldnt say that to me because id kick your fucking head in you little tosser but you'll type it on a message board.


woops

touched a nerve


Beef! Beef!

Although I do agree with Salford on this one.

Anyway... BEEF! BEEF!


It's cool

I'd rather he hated me, He gets to be pissed off and i don't.


just to be sure

how do you pronounce chk? is it like a gun noise?


no you say it like cilla black

chuck chuck chuck!


Or like this

quack quack quack


Your new favourite shit band names for 2006

the Kooks
Larrikin Love
Be Your own Pet (why?)
The Faculty (some 30s Vaudeville double act currently fending off A&R men like they're wasps round a warm can of lager)


Are

the Kooks named after the Bowie song of the same name? If so they can fuck right off.


or

'wet wet wet'.


or

Yeah Yeah Yeahs


or

Crosby Stills & Nash


or

Rod, Jane and Freddie


fuck

are an example of a great band with a rubbish name


CYHSY! anyone?

also, blonde redhead. huh?

DARTZ!... very clever. :|

and iForward, Russia! just cos i don't know how to do the real upside down exclamation mark.


Use...

character map. Then again, it can take a while, so on 2nd thoughts, don't, it'll only make you hate the name even more.


And...

I've wanted to know how you orally refer to the band known as !!! for ages now. Ideas, anyone?


Due...

It's chk chk chk as said above.

Minus 10 points for not paying attention


Arggg...

Damn my lack of common sense.


moker

i woke up on sunday morning and the drummer from 'fake bad news' was asleep on my sofa. i didnt know of him or the band until i started talking to him. what they like?


Between you and me and the rest of DiS

I thought they were really bad. Totally bad. Terrible. Awful in fact. Honestly. Like a 6th form band at their worst.

Hope I haven't offended anyone but they're just a really unpolished early band who need a fuck load of work. A truck load of a fuck load of work. Still he'd probably say the same about my old band, but honestly, they totally died on their arse that night.


ha ha

fair enough. he seemed like a nice fella, he works with one of my housemates and he let him crash over.

mental note : dont take him up on his offer of going to watch them!


Well check 'em out

http://www.fakebadnews.co.uk/

Maybe they're just not me thing, but man they gotta go up a gear. Really.


The worst band name is..

Maroon 5.
Or maybe thats just worst band?


i like

be your own pet.

I swear i saw a metal band once called 'Beef Bomb' or was it 'Beef Bong'?

Anyway, the usual suspects for this are:

The Others
Razorlight
Atomic Kitten
Sick On The Bus
Lostprophets
Linkin Park (where is this park?)
LimpDikshit
Sun00)))
Babyshambles
In The Shit
The Bravery


!!!

I'm sure i read somewhere you could say it as any percussive noise soo:

Chk chk chk
bang bang bang
gong gong gong


for me

the Wow
the Buzz ( but they're ace ! )





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