It's not the best festival in england.

It's an absolutely terrible festival.

Thousands of irritating little teenagers and make-up-goths-with-scar-covered-arms-"oh let the world see my scratched arms and pitty me".

Sponsored by an all-encompassing-even-multi-global-mega-brand such as Carling who consistently take our public space and have their targets set on music.

Watching hundreds of terrible-bands-who-are-basically-pop-but-think-they-have-integrity-in-rock-and-are-fooling-all-the-kids.

It's the most stale sign on Earth that the human race is decending into mass-consurism-no-choice-identikit-rent-a-identity.