Before I discovered DiS, I was led to believe that the internet was full of old men pretending to be small boys, and 15 year old boys pretending to be successful female business people.
This doesn't seem to be the case on here. Everyone I've met has been pretty much as I imagined them to be, and I think the stuff I post on here is representative of me in real life.
But ARE any of you lying? Have you ever made up stuff about yourself on here? Have you neglected to tell us that you are, in fact, James Blunt? Does Lyle actually live in Wolverhampton? Is J.D. Traynor really just a product of a satirist's imagination? Is Monpot actually a middle aged lady? Am I Wrightylew? OWN UP NOW.
I am
not really a dove
I CAN'T LIVE A LIE ANYMORE
Well, it's gone on long enough
I am all of the following
Marco
Wrighty
Brainlove
Fullerov
Tobykiller
Now my conscience is easier.
who knows
Now where's my umm dusters, or whatever it is middle aged women do.
are you...
motherofbamos?!
Nope
it's like Give Us A Clue!
I actually did at one point think of setting up a joke account pretending to be Bamos' mother, then as I thought it, MotherOfBamos made her first post.
Maybe she's the Tyler Durden to my Narrator.
Speaking of whom
I was included in the latest batch of his/her PM's. I was honoured with the following:
you look like that lad off corrie who's having it off with rosie!! So? You mistrust me? You are angry with me, you beautiful monsters? Are you afraid that I might give away your whole secret? Well, be angry with me, arch your dangerous green bodies as high as you can, raise a wall between me and the sun- as you are doing now!
you do a bit actually
did he win Soaperstar Superstar?
He did, blessim.
Kirk should have won though. That would have been fun.
Please tell me you don't actually care?
ITV prime time is where my brain goes to die.
I only actually watched
the first half of the last episode. So I wasn't too involved. He was quite sweet though.
My girlfriend flicked onto it
and started watching. I had to put my foot down. The same thing happened with that Ice Dancing programme.
Hormone Replacement Pills
That's what you need Monpot
they're the new 'dusters'
I've tried them!
But they just don't shift the dust in the same way.
Dusting's shit really isn't it? You're not actually getting rid of it, you're just moving it about so it can make new dusty friends.
try
removing your carpets and just having floorboards
you can sweep the dust away
I don't think
My landlord would be too happy.
ehhhhh
that end bit sounds like nietchze's (sp?) gay philosophy.
obviously not
the lad from corrie bit...
I'm actually an old man who preys on young boys
but I suck the blood of a fat man I keep in a cage every night and that keeps me young.
so you're a young man that preys on
fat caged men?
I'm not
actually an idiot
Or 23?
I AM!!!
I don't believe you
And neither does DiS!
I met monpot
He is no lady, I can assure you.
Not a lady,
nope.
He is king of the gaylords.
Thanks John
you really lept to my defence, much appreciated.
any daytime liars?
Nope.
I only ever lie AFTER dinner.
I'm not really
Pagan Wanderer Lu
I didn't actually write
the legendary hit 'Son Of A Preacher Man', I'm robbing someone else of the glory.
I feel really bad now
I'm a cornucopia of lies
It's impossible to tell where the truth ends and the lies begin.
Even those two times we've met I was wearing a mask.
Actually I
kind of see monpot as a male 'housewife'
I think its the mug and kimono that give him an air of domesticity, they say 'my wearer/holder is comfortable about the house....this is his natural environment'
but the Starbucks logo!
The glint of raw rebellion in his eyes! I think he means only to insinuate himself into the repressive regime that is housewife culture to bring it down from the inside.
i am infact
fern brittan