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So, who exactly did i meet on friday?

Cos i can't really remember. I remember some faces but not names-faces.



  • not me

    sorry. I think you were the only person I didn't manage to though!

    • me neither

      which is a shame

      I was a bit overwhelmed and started hiding a bit

  • me

    briefly

    • was that...

      on the stairs???

      • yes ma'am.

        were we with daniel or kev or something? i don't remember.

  • I think we met briefly in the pub

    But at the time I was meeting people at a rate of 30 a minute so I can't be sure. Did you have an Irish accent?

    • yep :)

      • WHAT?

        you have an Irish accent?

        I missed that. *kicks bucket*

      • You met me briefly in the pub too

        i picked you up regarding out 'ball and cue' challenge that you were absent for.

        • oh FUCK

          i totally forgot about that!!

  • Not me.

    Although I think I saw you on the stairs with Keveddy.

    • I don't remember meeting you

      bobbygeorge!!

      • me me ME!

        I knew Sarky in a 'different light'. sort of

      • You did meet me very briefly Marco

        I had only just arrived and you introduced yourself, as did Stevierob I think (who I may have inadvertently ignored - sorry!) and then I was dragged off. I didn't get the chance later in the night as I left quite early.

        • I must have been very

          drunk as i don't recall that. Well either that or you didn't leave a lasting impression ;-)

  • I sooo met you

    :-D

    • yeah, well i definitely remember

      meeting iShotTheDeputy.. as i was still sober at that point...

  • I was going

    to ask a similar question.

    I'm most baffled by the girls in the toilets who seemed to know who I was (or at least, we had a conversation about me not being wishpig) but then wouldn't tell me who they were... or I got distracted by the girl in the AWE-SOME red boots... and then the girl who praised me for being able to dress-down my dress...

    ...it's all actually turned into more of a blur the more I've thought about it.

    • How come i NEVER met

      you fionapink? I was ALL OVER the Barfly.

      • I didn't meet fiona either

        I suck

        • Me neither

          Boo. :-(

          • I did!

            yay for me. And Fiona.

          • i met none of you

            bah.

          • this is brilliant.

            I actually did have you pointed out to me Jez. I think I smiled at you.
            And then ran away.
            Probably to dance.

            Erm, sorry for not having been more met.

            • I met you fionapinkstars

              10 points

            • :-)

              its ok.

              I was a bit overwhelmed anyway. I'd probably have wearily stared at you. I promise to meet you next chance I get.

              • I met you Jez

                As I remember, you were very calm an sensible compared to the rest of us nutters

                • I didn't meet Fiona or

                  Sarkyfox, but I think I met everyone else.

                • was EVERYONE in the pub?

                  i got scared in the pub and pretty much clung to hannah/kev/daniel...

                  • I wasn't

                    the coach was delayed

                    • hooray!

                      JEZ THE USURPER!

                      did you usurp anything on your way home dude?

                      • nobody new

                        but my usurping is going very nicely

                  • I met you in the pub

                    very briefly. For some reason I thought you were australian, until you spoke that is.

                    • who, me? an aussie?

                      someone else did aswell. i think it's cos i live in the bush. but fucking hell people, how insulting!

                      • above a nandos, right?

                        • i remember

                          walking back to the bus stop and you (sarky) lambasting me for saying 'you live above a nandos?' cos you assumed i was going to be nasty about it - when i was actually going to say 'i like nandos'. so nya.

                          • at least it's a chain

                            and not some skanky dodgy pizza place like what's practically below me.

                            good pizza, mind!

                            • oh..... i'm sorry!!

                              usually people answer 'i live above nandos' with 'ha ha ha i bet your house smells of chicken' or, 'ha ha, you don't smell of chicken though'.... i tend to lash out prematurely...

                • yes I was fairly calm

                  i was sober.

                  I admired your beautiful attire, you truly are an example of sartorial splendour.

                  We didn't talk much, but at least we met each other.

                  • Yes...

                    I remember you, just...

                    I think it was just a quick greet and smile type moment.

                • BobbyGrindrod

                  remembered ne this time! I hope!

                  • i just noticed

                    the barfly stamp is still on my hand. ha ha!

                    • Ditto!

                      Classy ain't we! (",)

                    • I've still got faint traces

                      of the on-the-rocks one on my hand, I think SCL must have used indelible ink or something. Still, nice teddy bears and all.

                      • yeah...

                        i have barfly on the lefthand and afterskool on the right. i am, FUCKING cool.

                      • I scrubbed and scrubbed

                        but theres still a bit of a mark.

                        • These stamps seep

                          into your skin and don't like to come off!

                        • So did I meet everyone then?

                          I'm not sure. My memories of both evenings only last for about the first three hours.

                        • mine are both still visible

                          but as mentioned previously, I have super-absorbent skin.

                          • my hand is just vaguely grey.

                            I do wash though, honest.

                          • Same here...

                            it doesn't help when I still have 2 lines of teddybears all the way up my arm...

                            • the barfly ones are somewhat notorious for that

                              i've always seen peoplke talk about how you can sometimes use them for a gig the next night, although i've never tried it myself.

                            • was that my fault?

                              sorry.

                              • No :-)

                                SCL was the offender this time...

                                • you're all grubby scrubbers

                                  i have had 3 stamps in 3 nights and there's not a mark left on me. ;p

                                  • You've just

                                    got weird skin

                                    • no

                                      i have SHOWERS. there's a difference. Scrubber.

  • you met me

    how nice for you.

    • did i meet you?

      • yep

        I think hannah introduced you to me, it was only for about 2 seconds though :)

        • There were

          alot of people I had to introduce Sarah to!

      • Yes you

        did - I introduced you in the pub!

        • eek.

          shit... i can barely remember!

        • i met sarkyfox!

          in the pub :) i didnt see you at all after that though.

          i wish i could've spoken to more people for longer though. i think i was just aimlessley wandering about half the night.

          • i met you

            and i said "you're not irish!". then you shouted at me in an irish accent so i had to take back my original claim.

            • oh...

              sorry for shouting!

              • i was being drunk

                and obnoxious, i deserved it! you seemed very nice though.

          • yep - i remember you!

            i didn't really see anyone at all after the pub! i was too busy staring into my glasses of alcohol.

            • And we were

              all too drunk after the pub! You were stood by us dancing at the end you should have joined in our circle!

              • me? was i????

                i didn't even notice if i was!! oops...

                • Yep

                  but I think you then had a dance off with the camp dancing King keveddy!

                  • ah yes. i had forgotten about that

                    until he mentioned it. good god. i was DRUNK.

                    • I wish I had witnessed it

                      I only heard about it on Saturday!

          • i remember being introduced to you in the pub

            and then you shouted "i hi-fived simon amstell" at me on the stairs when i was really rude to the bouncer when he tried to get us to stop standing on the stairs and go up or down.

            • well i did high five simon amstell!

              i've never touched a celebrity before :D

          • After a 12 noon start

            After a 12 noon start, I was a bit dazed and confused by the time i got to the barfly, so i'm not sure who i spoke to there.

            • I was fine...

              when I got to the Barfly, leaving is a whole different ball game though...

              I think 12 o clock starts wasn't the brightest idea ever, unless if your on Smirnoff Ice! ;-)

              • HAW HAW

                Can you remember having a bet with Bamos about whether fishplums was a girl? You ended up having to give Bammy a pound.

                • Frankly...

                  I wish I forgot about that bit...

                  We are even for now...

                  • no problem

                    Yeti

                    • SHADDDDUPPPPPP!!!!!!!

                      You know how sensitive I am about that part of my body...

                      • hahah

                        that'll teach you to call me FAT BOY!

                        :-D

  • Homesick_alan

    kept giving me the finger :-(

    • homesick alan

      was dancing to bon jovi. :D

      • EVERYBODY

        was dancing to BON JOVI.

        • Not me...

          I ran upstairs to see The Maccabies. I hate Bon Jovi that much.

        • marco

          i don't remember seeing you after the bands finished. did i?

          i also have a picture on my phone of creakyknees kissing someone. does anybody know who this is? (it looks a bit like homesick_alan...)

          • I'd sloped off

            at about 2am as i was unable to talk any more. DiSers kept coming over and talking to me but i was only able to answer with the odd word.

            I thought i'd better leave at that point.

          • maybe its you?

            you consoled yourself for not getting to kiss simon amstell so you kissed creakyknees instead. LUCKY.

            • I've got a strange piccy of

              you wishpig. You've got your chin pushed right out with a cheesy grin on your face.

              • well MAYBE

                if you didnt stick your CAMERA in my FACE it wouldn't be that strange. :( gah, cameras are evil.
                i blame your bad picture taking habits on all that smirnoff ice you drank.

                • You used my camera to take a picture of ME

                  it was ghastly!

                  I look awful :-(

            • Creaky's dancing = AWESOME

              I only said about two words to him the whole night though. And to you too, thinking about it. And rapscalion. And fullerov. And loads of other people. THERE WERE JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE.

          • I certainly dont remember

            kissing alan....all I remember is who i didnt kiss....

            I do remember meeting fiona pink stars many times, each time she mentioned nice squirrel who i told to go and find her but she didn't....she isn't so nice after all....

            • I have some brilliant

              pictures of you dancing creaky.

              Want me to SPILL THE BEANS as to what you said to me outside the toilets?

              THE HORROR!!

              • yes what did i say

                pm me with it first, that picture is punishment enough for now, why cant we have a nice picture of Me with sunglasses on? Please no-on find the picture of h_F when it was my turn.

      • what's wrong with that? :D

        you admitted to singing along to bon jovi too. you love it.

        • i would NEVER have sung along to bon jovi

          its not like i KNOW the words or anything. :(

          • It looks...

            like I'm the only one with some dignity left then...

            • haha

              i don't think so. The stuff you were saying before the Barfly was pretty outrageous!

              • I'm sorry...

                but Newcastle Untited really are that bad, get over it Marco!

            • no no

              me and miserabli totally owned you at pool in that other pub before on the rocks. and i'm RUBBISH at pool.

              • Homework_Aldi...

                let me down, honest!

                • sorry

                  I blame my arms.

                  they let me down. the bastards.

                  • i am a pool god

                    shame i wasn't there

                    • you did get

                      to hear me making loud inappropriate comments about the waitresses in the restaurant though...

                      • yes

                        you are a shallow shallow man, but with such earnestness it's great

    • Ha ha

      Thats very unlike him!

      • I met sarkyfox

        in the enterprise. I didn't meet Grindrod or JezCC, you missed out!

      • i WOULD HAVE TO BE ON tip toes

    • THAT

      is because you kept taking SUPRISE photos of me.

      sorry, I don't react well to that.

      I love you really.

      • sorry about that

        i don't know what came over me. I've got about 10 pictures of you. In one of them you are stretching your arm up high and you have a strange furry thing in your hand.

        It looks rather odd!

      • I have

        lots of pictures of you from Friday!

        • hehe

          if they're nice then it's alright. it's marco's voyeristic photos that worry me.

          strange furry thing eh? I don't remember that.

        • damn,

          i wish i had tried to be more sociable and not scared. and not so drunk. next time, smaller place, same amount of alcohol please!

          • next time

            I'll make you come and dance with me!
            And do shots with me!

            • i shall do.

              but no shots. NO TEQUILA. only nice and pathetic sugary shots, like apple sourz (esp great as they're spelled with a 'z')

              • tequila rose?

                split the difference.

                i'll have you on the chilli vodka before the end of a night, i guarantee you...

                • what the hell is tequila rose?

                  and chilli vodka i think NOT.

                  • Sarah

                    do not do chilli vodka - but Tequilla is fantastic you will be converted!

                    • only if i have a bucket attached to my neck...

                      right. psych experiment here i come!!!

                      • Hello...

                        can I use you for my Psychology dissatation?

                      • tequila rose

                        is a strawberry and tequila liqueur. it's actually quite palatable...

                      • You should try

                        Lemon Tequila! Its so good - next time we go to Garlic and Shots you should come

        • Not that it matters a jot but I didn't meet you sarkyfox

          I hardly met anyone. I do remember more about the evening though. There was a long period of time spent staring at the wall in the toilet. And shouting DIVER, DIVER.

          I am sad that hollywood freak didn't try and snog me though.

          • I didn't meet you soup100

            where the hell were you? did you see me?

            • I DUNNO!

              I was about... ya know... a lot of time was spent downstairs dancing by the bar. Then upstairs dancing by the bar. Then in the toilet contemplating unconsciousness.

          • that might be because

            you were with an enormous guy all evening.

            actually, no, that wouldn't have stopped him, just given him an additional target...

          • soup100 is one of the few people I did meet.

            She probably doesn't remember me either though. I should probably try and work on some kind of party trick.

            • I remember meeting you...

              and being amazed at the amount of effort you put in to remove the bog roll from your jumper.

              In your defense it was a very nice jumper.

              • I remember you bobbygeorge.

                You told me you respected me for being afraid of DiSers and praised my resistance in having actual contact with them ... or something.

                I liked that.

                • bg

                  you came over and gave me a hug. then you asked me if you were annoying me i said yes and you left. i was only kidding!

                  • Now

                    I wish I had seen that!

                    • It weren't that good.

                      accidental started crying about it shortly after.

                      • I doubt that

                        very much she is harder than you think!

                      • no, bobby

                        it was the sight of you sobbing into the sleeve of your nice stripey jumper that made me feel so bad. :(

                        • Way to go girl!

                          • haha

                            thanks hannah and, erm, sorry bobbygeorge.

                            • Its bobbygeorge

                              he likes being treated rough!

                            • i only vaguely

                              remember meeting you, accidental. i was hugely drunk by that point. i apologise for that...

                              • How can you only

                                VAGUELY remember accidental???

                                That girl was HOT HOT HOT! ;-)

                                • yes! it's a safety hazzard

                                  • the safety at risk being hers

                                    sorry again <---- last time, i'm over it now.

                                    • hahaha

                                      i'll forgive you once and for all hollywood once i get that mix cd.

                                  • evidence

                                    • I have a picture of you

                                      doing some kind of karate move on the dance floor.

                                      You look a total clip.

                                      • please please please

                                        don't upload it. i look terrible in photos at the best of times.

                                        this may have something to do with looking terrible in real life at the best of times...

                                        • TOUGH

                                          it's getting uploaded tomorrow

                                          MWUHAHAHAHAAHAH

                                        • i wish i had taken a picture

                                          of the breakdancing. :D

                                          • ROFLMYASSOFFF!!!

                                            Thanks for reminding me of that gem of a moment!

                                            • the floor was way too sticky

                                              for the full amazingness of the move to come across

                                              • what were you even trying to do?

                                                i just remember you writhing about on the floor for about a minute. hahah :D amazing.

                                                • remind me again

                                                  in a less sticky place and i'll show you it.

                                                  i thought the highlight of my drunkeness was punching the ceiling so hard during "world in motion" that i split all my knuckles open.

                                                  • haha are they even more deformed than before now?

                                                    i have strange bruises on my legs, probably from falling off the barfly stage after the stage invasion.

                                                    also, i can't believe you made me drink so much tequila.

                                                    • i didn't see you

                                                      needing to be forced at the time.

                                                      i spent £60 on alcohol on saturday! i almost cried when i found that out on sunday.

                                                      • I spent over £80 on booze

                                                        on Friday!

                                                        :-(

                                                      • it was worth it.

                                                        why was every single drink £3 though? surely thats not very economical.
                                                        maybe all that ice tom kept putting down your back was revenge on the bar for having expensive drinks.

                                                        • don't pretend you

                                                          weren't putting ice down there too!

                                                          i felt i took the moral high ground with my ice-related pacifism.

                                                          • Ice, Back, Me...

                                                            what the hell???

                                                            • CCs friend tom :)

                                                              put like the WHOLE ice bucket down james' back. i maybe did one or two, but tom loved the ice.

                                                        • not all drinks were 3quid

                                                          i managed to find a six quid one :(

                                                          • Thank you...

                                                            for that 6 pound drink.

                                                            I feel special :-D

                                                            • Damn right

                                                              I spent 140pounds this weekend. i need a job urgently

                                    • Christ

                                      I accidentally zoomed in on that.

                                    • it's all about the photo

                                      of four headlocks at once...

                              • I was positively beastly

                                to accidental! She had to keep repeating herself then she had to go and scav a cigarette off someone for me!

                                • *blushes*

                                  why thanks marcofella!

                                  BG i think i got that cigarette off tom_edwards so you should be extending a thanking you to him.

                                  and CC i was equally as drunk so no worries. lovely to meet you though...

                                  • Didn't i have some kind of conversation

                                    with you accidental about drinking loads and loads and it simply not working?

                                    • I can see it now

                                      "I've had three and a half Smirnoff Ice's and I feel I so sober, by the way that's a stunning hand bag I must say and I love your nails"

                                      • hahah

                                        i'm not sure how much i drank. It had to be in double figures at least.

                                        Isn't that why you violated my body? For the concentrated smirnoff?

                                • i met accidental too

                                  i can't remember what we talked about at all, but you were very lovely accidental :D it was so nice to meet everyone, really.

                                  • yes we met very

                                    briefly wishpig. it was great to meet you too but i think our conversation got cut short somehow. marcofella i have no recollection of that drinking chat. the only memory i have of you is hollywood_freak jumping you as i sat next to you both. that image is now seared into my brain. forever.

                                    • I met wishpig too.

                                      She's much nicer than accidental.

                                      • my cunt is really sore

                                        Thanks Mikey baby.

                                      • oooh

                                        you can't say that!

                                      • Harsh

                                        BG Harsh!

                                      • bobbygeorge, next time

                                        i see you i'm going to punch you on the arm. hannah says you like it rough so maybe that'll make you like me more. :(

                                    • Part of me wishes I'd seen that

                                      the other part thanks my lucky stars that I didn't.

                                    • i met accidental

                                      at first i didn't realise you were a DiSer. I just thought Fullerov had pulled...

                                      • me too, as in I met her

                                        she was, as already expressed, ultra gorgeous...as was everyone else of course

                                        • I tried to meet fullerov

                                          But he didn't want to meet me. There were a few people like that. I suppose it is mainly because I don't have the prized advantage of having over 1,000 posts. Damn my lack of posting.

                                        • i liked your boots slicky!

                                          i remember chatting to r_j about his username. that i do remember. kind of.

  • i wanna abuse you like a little boy, mwah

  • Hey fully

    great to meet you. I felt like i was your dad or something at one point.

  • I can't wait to upload

    the photo of BAMOS on the phone from the Enterprise.

    TOTAL COMEDY GOLD!

    • that totally was

      the EXACT same pose as his profile pic.

      I think some photoshopping is needed.

      • as an expert on this...

        i think you'll find that his head is slightly more turned.

        I do actually love Bamos' phone face...

    • twas me that screamed like a girl

      and pointed at him so you would take it.....i need to keep my pecker up at the mpoment...im a bit despondant

      • YES

        that's right.

        THe two oldies conspired to create the perfect BAMOS moment.

  • ERM

    Do i really need to spell it out?

    Me = Old, overweight and wrinkly

    You = Young, skinny and childlike

  • I AM OLD

    only creaky beat me on AGE.

    I wish i got ID'd from time to time.

    • Older

      but not Old.

      Have you put up all your photos' yet?

      • i'm putting them up tomorrow

        you seem to be on about 10 shots!!

  • i thought you did meet?

    i was with fullerov when you met me...

    • you remember

      you really remember?

      I just thought I had been wheeled out by BobbyGrindrod, looked at, not approved of and sent away.

      I filled up two pint glasses with tears after that.

      • I met you briefly!

        I think I was being a bit wittery.

        • You were one my favourites also

          I have it in my head that you came and actively found me just so you could tell me how much you liked that story I once told about my (BASTARD) ex-boyfriend.

          It made me feel special. In my head.

          • I'm sad I didn't meet you soupy

            but I was jaded and terrified by about the time the mackabees were playing.

          • soup

            I sort of did actually. That post was one of the funniest things I've ever read.

      • I remember

        You where wheeled up to me by Bobby, and then wheeled out. Obviously once you'd met me he judged your night to be complete.

  • You're in none of mine...

    :(

    I felt like the youngest there. Only Wishpig beat me...

  • A question

    who was the woman on the stairs who asked me if I was a Londoner, and when I said no replied "Well I don't want to know you then"? And was she serious?

    • erm i think we need a little more to go on than that

    • it wasn't me was it...?

      It sounds like the sort of thing I'd say.

      I'm actually a bit concerned that it might have been.

      • oooh

        you bitch ;-)

        • oh, that sounds familiar!

          I think it was Fiona who said that to you, and I was stood next to her. But you'd already met me.

          • I knew it sounded familiar.

            Oh no.
            That's awful.
            I'm a knob when I drink.
            Sorry!

            I think I was worried about getting home at the time.

            • oh yes

              that was it. You weren't serious. I was trying to find I_deserve for you because he lived near you.

  • Another Question

    Who was the big bruiser with a blonde skinhead from Manchester?

    He sat next to me and started saying how shit the club was, even though the place was jumping. And how Manchester was the HOME of indie and London was on it's last legs.

    I just said i was too fucked to argue and fucked off to the bog.

    • i met you sarkyfox

      • But you

        didn't meet me!!

        • I didn't actually speak to anyone, really

          For which I apologise.
          I said hi to Soup100 aka Jo, but that was about it. Oh, and Ralphcore obviously.

          Um.
          I forget a lot of things about Friday. I was fairly The Crunk. Saturday morning was a complete non starter.

          • I spoke to you in the Enterprise

            am i that forgetable?

          • You just said

            you had no idea who i was and then lolled at me...

            • mike diver

              when i tried to say hello you shouted at me in an american accent until i ran away.

        • I did babe you ate me out

          • sorry, I was a bit crunk...

            ...and I remember shouting cos my throat was fucked the next day.

            I didn't eat anything. C'est prolly why je suis so fucked.

        • i was there

          but i only popped my head out briefly. it was not a night for scavenging. too many lions. and hollywood_freak had the the filthmongering sewn up...

          • I'm not looking forward to Marco's photos

            The one hannah took of me and accidental makes me look like a mad.

            • I'm sorry!

              Its a really bad flash!

  • i've missed all these weekend threads

    but you met me, you did.

    i met lots of people. who were lovely without exception.

    i drank too much rum.

    i ate vietnamese food and simultaneous dicovered Commander Cool is a filthy perve. but missed out on pool :(

    On The Rocks is the scummiest scumhole ever. YAY

    The following people i'm fairly sure i spoke to but i have absolutely no recollection of what was said and thus i possibly need to apologize to:
    Raz
    Bobby Grindrod
    Crablin
    Accidental
    Fishplums
    Ralphcore

    Theo DOES look like early-80s Morrissey.

    Marilyn's moonshine tasted far nicer than it should have, i could easily have finished it.

    i'm fairly sure i scared homesick alan with my drunkenly over enthusiastic talk of The Chromatics www.myspace.com/notthechromatics ;)

    i was too drunk for la Amstell :(

    • Did I meet Ralphcore?

      Theo does not look like Morrissey. He looks like the scenester he is.

      The Pippettes are rubbish.

      Your mixtape was good.

      And the Commander's perviest secret is known only to me, him and monpot...

      • It's not that pervy.

        That probably says more about me than it does about CC though.

      • at least the cd was enjoyable then

        you didn't like comanechi, *pfft*
        if they'd been on when Jeniferever were they'd have been STUNNING but as such i could only even slightly 'mosh' for one song.

        you didn't like the smell of the grilled vietnamese fish either, i was appalled.

        the last line scares me somewhat :/

        • There's a chance wishpig

          Also knows, but she looked paralysed by fear...

          I barely saw comanechi, but they were less fun than hugging strangers, so i did that instead...