Madonna is to tour this summer, according to MTV.
Before you get excited - what, you're not excited at the prospect of paying upwards of a hundred pounds to see some wrinkly ol' thing bend her body in a few scary ways while mumbling something about feeling like a virgin? - we don't know where she's touring, or when, exactly. But the news is pretty poor today, so...Madonna told viewers of the Ellen DeGeneres show her plans yesterday, saying: “Um, okay, I can’t hide it anymore. I’m going on tour this summer.”
Ellen, of course, likes ladies for real; Madonna merely likes to get kissin' with a pair of pop tarts when it suits.
Yup, that's it. About your business, people (i.e. it's almost home time, may as well hit the boozer now).
the sight of her
in her purple leotard, thrusting and groining and aerobicising and such makes me want to throw myself off the hungerford bridge.
i've said it before
and i'll say it again.
remember thosenovelty plant pots that had soil wrapped up in tights to represent a head, with grass seeds in the top, so when you water them the grass grows like green hair?
thats what madonnas ass remind me of. without the green.
yuck
I think it's disgusting. I wish I had more to say on the matter, but I probably speak for everyone in just that one line. No?
???
who would want 2 go and see maddonna???
Someone
with a camel-toe fetish
Older women
There are some older women who are still so hot that if asked, you definitely wouldn't say "No" to her.
Madonna isn't one of these women.
Madonna looks like my mum.....
..... did 10 years ago.
oh come on,
madonnas latest album was one of the best dancey-pop albums to come out in the last few months!
and fucking hell, she looks amazing in those leotards.
to be fair
my mum looks great in leotards too. (So my mates tell me).
i cant
believe people are slagging down the way she looks.....i bet no male here has pulled a girl under 25 with a body as good as that, and she is 47!
SHE LOOKS LIKE A FILTHY COW AS WELL!