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Hard-Fi will flog award, if they win

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by Mike Diver
Artists: Hard-Fi

All mouth, no talent...

Hard-Fi singer Richard Archer has told The Star that the band will auction their Brit Award - if they win one - on eBay. DiS was unaware that there was a category this year for Blandest Clash Rip-Off of the Past 12 Months.

Each winning band apparently receives only one genuine statue, with any others being cheaper replicas. On hearing this news, Archer reportedly said: "Maybe we could melt it down and make four little ones?"

This was followed by: "Or, we’ll put it on eBay. It could pay for the first instalment on my hot tub. I like the idea of being showbiz and putting one in the garden.”

We like the idea of you fading into substandard indie obscurity, please...


'blandest clash rip off of the last 12 months'

made me snigger.

god, they're such saps.


That is so freakin' arrogant...

I actually thought that one track of theirs was ok but now I'm smashing my cd up when I get home... don't listen to it anyway, anymore, for several reasons... Hmmmmmmmmmm..................


eBay the cd don't smash it

it's still 'chart' and should fetch a few quid


hannah82

better get saving her pennies so she can bid on this.


I can't believe...

That Hard Fi are so famous when the other band on their label - Distophia -aren't at all, when they are clearly one of the best bands in the world ever.


grrrr

they are so shite it hurts my dentures! that 'weeeeeekend' song is perhaps the most depressing song ever, he sings it in the style of a checkout assistant at the co-op...
I heard he was boning scarlett johanssen?


If they win

I will flog the judges.


Scarlett Johanssen???

that's a fair swap for him though.
i'd happily be in one of the shittest bands in the world if the upside was even just a few hours stroking her knee. or something.


scarlett!!

In his dreams!! she calls him an 'asshole' in some American rag this week for starting rumours!!


Poor poor band

still, all the other genuinely nominated bands (ie not arcade fire) are on roughly the same level...BASTARDS ALL...


Haha.

True.

Why would you want to rip off the Clash anyway?

They were soooo terrible, its amazing how much respect they have. Talking Heads are be -- actually no, that's taking it a bit too far.


emmm

ok im prob shooting myself in da foot rite now but i actually really like dem!


i'm married to scarlett johansson

its the internet, its true. she can call me whatever but its in law now.


Brit in the back

Oh yeah, Hard-Fi, they're a great new British band, making ace tunes....lets stab em in the back... bet you've all bought their album tho eh? As for The Clash, any of you music worthy enough to know what they actually sound like? Why don't u all hop on the band wagon of 'the next big thing' thats original eh!





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