Ryan Jarman of The Cribs worked his merry drunken way to hospital and back twice last night, following his high jinx at last night's NME Awards, so sayeth NME.com.
The singer initially hurt himself by falling/jumping onto (or crashing into... whatever) a table full of beer bottles. He was picking up the award for best live act - one given to The Kaiser Chiefs as Franz Ferdinand weren't present, but that was then given by Mr Wilson and company to The Cribs. Nice boys.
Jarman needed some stitches at the local hospital, but returned to the action soon after. Sadly, just 10 minutes after he returned to the party, an ambulance was called. He was finally discharged this morning around 5am.
What a silly billy.
i hate the cribs.
eh?
what happened with the live award?
their music is crap
but they're a fun bunch of guys.
feckin scenesters!!
The Cribs Rule OK
The Cribs are the most genuine band around for a long time. More genuine than most of the rubbish that was on the awards last night, and they're amazing live and their music is great. What a shambles last night was. Fking Monkey jokeshops.
the guy who was presenting the awards
was perhaps the biggest cunt i've ever seen in my whole miserable life
He certainly was
. . . at least Geldof told him so when he got the opportunity.
An absolutely repugnant shit.
i have an instinctive
hatred of anyone who presents a big brother show.
i hate dermot o'leary
i hate fucking davina
i hate that cunt russel brand
he's just a budget vince noir who tries to have edge, but is just a nob.
i like him
he was the best thing about those awards.
what a pile of dung.
At least he was being entertaining.
Bob Geldof is a grumpy old potato munching twat who is only as famous as he is because of Midge Ure.
And what the FUCK were Babyshambles like? bloody awful stufffff.
I liked the start of that new Razorlight song sounded just like The Clash Magnificent Seven mised in with This Is Radio Clash.
Hooray for Russell Brand!
boo to everyone else.
If I could be serious for a minute here...
What the fuck? I mean what the FUCK? These NME awards were an absolute joke. A whole new level of stupidness. They have less integrity than The Brits in my book.
I'm not gonna rant about it here, don't worry.
Back to the flippant comments!
you gotta love...
The Cribs, they're the real deal. they probably are the best live band around. Astoria on Sunday was the best gig ive seen in ages and hopefully NME will see sense at let them keep the award. It was the highlight of the awards. how fuckin dull was the rest of it.
potato muncher?
sigh.
jarvis cocker made my night, even if his coldplay joke was awful, the thought of him singing that song and miming piano will stay with me forever.
the rest of it was dire.
Russell Brand
is someone I have a completely irrational hatred for.
I'm not alone in this, I'm sure.
Him, Jimmy Carr and that loud west country twat....
...in a gas chamber, locked in tight.
*dreams*
things i learnt from the nme awards
* Russell Brand couldnt present his way out of a paper bag (wet), and is about as funny as confusing superglue with toothpaste.
* Even though he clearly called russel brand a c*nt, the same goes for Bob Geldof ( and his ever so hilariousold buddy Bono)
* The guy from arctic monkeys is an utter wanker, and surly to boot
* Dirty Pretty Things are really terrible (and did the status quo leg wobble boogie woogie dance)
* Doherty should be locked away for the good of the public if not for the good of himself
*who was more drunk, peter hook, shaun rider, or ryan from the cribs? who cares , they all acted like complete tossers.
* Plan B was just embarassing, sounded like a 12yr old had been locked in a room with a guitar and the back catalogues of rage against the machine and eminem and told to mix the too. A song about punching someone in the face so they cant chew anymore...how very urban, how very now....how very glorifying violence. even shaun rider looked ashamed
*The sugar babes will do anything for cash (josh stone=white stripes, sugar babes=arctic monkeys)
*Teddy Sheringham (see above)...i mean, they could have at least had stuart peirce...he is a massive stranglers fan.
*There is no point in the awards anymore because its just the same nominations as the brits
*Kanye west...dear lord, where do i start
* I will never ever ever understand why people love the stone roses/ ian brown....
Brown requested Sheringham
he did.
But
apart from all that...