http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/
according to this i was:
You Were: A Famous Viking.
Where You Lived: Korea.
How You Died: Suicide.
(i didn't think there were Vickings in Korea, or is that just me being ignorant?)
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i was a mongolian gentle spice trader
and i died of typhoid.
and all because i'm a student, wow.
i put in student too.
and i got a viking from north africa who died of natural causes.
i don't think this test is scientifically accurate.
i tried again with 'Scotch Egg Stuffer'
and i got 'Greasy Dancer' from Bolivia.
I wish i really did stuff scotch eggs for a living.
no, i don't know why i wrote that in the first place :/
haha greasy dancer.
you don't stuff scotch eggs, silly.
you wrap the sausage bit AROUND the egg.
yeah, whatevs.
you're a FAILURE
in the scotch egg industry.
I was an EVIL spice trader
living in Italy, who died of dysentary. I wonder how that's connected to my current marketing role?
Me
You Were: A Redhead Chief.
Where You Lived: Japan.
How You Died: Hung for treason.
I'm an evil sailor (pirate?). I lived in Burma. I was killed in battle.
Somehow I don't believe this...
You Were: A Happy Go Lucky Poet.
Where You Lived: Argentina.
How You Died: In Childbirth.
Surly this is the best
i was a mute undertaker
from the ukraine
who was buried alive.
life is so ironic.
and the internet is so full of bullshit
hahaha
you know there's someone out there who believes this completely and is now crying into their lap because they were evil in a past life.
the implication...
therefore being that you wrote poetry whilst you were in your mothers womb...yeah i could see that theres a problem here. That site is utter bollocks.
"in childbirth"
generally implies that it's the mother that died while having the child... not that it makes it any less bollocks!
oh yeah...
just me having a blond moment not that i atually am blond, i presume i can still have blond moments though...
I was
a FORLORN ASSASSIN!!! How ace is that?! And I lived in Scotland! Scotland is pretty damn nice. Shame I died of typhoid fever, though, that doesn't sound pleasant.
You Were: A Gorgeous Warrior.
Where You Lived: North Africa.
How You Died: Consumption.
You Were: A
Gorgeous Mathematician.
Where You Lived: Boliva.
How You Died: Buried alive.
bollocks.
the undertaker one made me laugh
You Were: A Friendly Warrior.
Where You Lived: Thailand.
How You Died: Dysentery.
I'm glad I was friendly. It's probably why I didn't die in battle
You Were: A Banished Herbalist.
Where You Lived: Poland.
How You Died: Hung for treason.
Coooool.
you were
probably banished from Thailand, I went to fetch you, couldn't bring myself to kill you so carried you back to be hung instead. You got your revenge by slipping dysentery herbs in my tea or something.
We should write an epic.
yeah
if you weren't such a friendly warrior you would have killed me yourself.
I bet after having me hung you went to Bolivia and buried that mathematician alive because he was gorgeous and you were jealous.
ahh
that is better - in a hail of gun fire,
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid style.
Ha!
A brave Priest in Siberia, hung for treason.
Silence has it
Arrogance has it
I can have it ooh
no wonder!
I was a bit of a bastard really
friendly, though.