It's been a while. It's been a long time coming, but it's finally here. Or at least it could be. To be AN EMO thread, we need all the old crew. Where are they?

Today's little bitch-on is about emo KIDS.
Why are they so annoying?? They're everywhere, from London to Newcastle to Leeds to Liverpool. They don't even listen to EMO music, they just THINK they do. The sad fact is that they honestly think that My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Thursday, Funeral for a Friend and Senses Fail (etc) is emo and amazing when it's just all complete shite. These people think it's cool to cut themselves. They think it's cool to load a load of facial shrapnel into a cannon and blast it allover their face. They think it's cool to wear girls jeans, get impulse-tatoos and drink loads of Vodka for no reason at all, and they think they are misunderstood and "have issues" because their parents don't understand them and tell them off for dressing like complete idiots and playing their rubbish music too loud, and for having "serious relationships" from the age of 14, and "loving your friends" so much that when one annoys you, you can slag them off from the security of Myspace. They are spoilt little retards.
And they have no origonality. Below are some images nabbed from myspace. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME.
Another startling thing is that they seem to take pride in being very WRONG. Loads of them have stupid, stupid things like Pro Plus in their lists of favourite things. What the hell are they doing taking that??? The only people who need that is people who live heavy, stressful lives, working around the clock whereever they work because they have no other option. School kids, who are in school for around six hours a day DO NOT NEED it, and it's a bit worrying that so many of them seem to think they're "mature" because they "need" Pro Plus. It's pathetic, infact its all part of their attention seeking schemes. Take for example the fact that they all listen to the same rubbish music, they wear the same clothes and that they all are self-involved. Why?? Is that to hide insecurity or what? Why must they always follow the crowd and like things for the sake of fitting into an overwhelming minority in order to feel accepted and establish an identity, yet ironically they become invisible in the process, becoming Emo Kid A and Emo Kid B, and Emo Kid's Emo Friend.
Ah yes, faux emo. "Emo" is Weezer, Bright Eyes. Taking Back Sunday. Brand New. Jimmy Eat World. (I admit out of them TBS do seem to attract a large amount of low lives because of the connections with Victory Records). How many Bright Eyes fans do you see going around in huge groups of bottomless black, with unnessecary amounts of eyeshadow (especially the males)? None. Very few. Sparingly distributed. Yet, play any rubbish to these people and they jump on them and adopt them as their favourite band, because their really cool vodka addict mate does. They even idolise incredibly stupid people. Gerard Way became addicted to energy pills. ENERGY PILLS?? For doing what?? Sod all. Talk to, say, I'm going to pick someone that I don't like for a different reason.. KEANE. Take Keane for example. Interview them about their music. They can tell you with reasonable detail and charisma what their songs are about, when they stemmed back to, what inspired them. Despite being bland, they KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. Then talk to someone from The Bled, and all you get is "wooaah dude I was soooo drunk when we wrote it.. I can't remember very well cause I was STONED but it's about a friend who betrayed me and left me feeling useless, it's a really PERSONAL SONG, dude, you know?!" Oh PLEASE the only thing about it that's personal is that you wrote it. There's nothing in there that's worth the recycled silicon that it will inevitably be burned on for years to come, because he looks quite fit like.
Stupid morons. Are they just the opposite end of the common-spectrum as charves?