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by gay4conoroberst

Why has Darlene gone weird

gay4conoroberst | 26 Feb '06, 11:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

cause its entertaining.


because her brother died

and her dad cheated on her stepmum and then left.

and she's black.


no, CC is right.


colin is straight from the

pompey ghetto. he is realer than fiddy.


because Hollyoaks makes no logical sense

I hate Hollyoaks. So why have I watched every single episode since it began? I hate myself.


I hate Hollyoakes

It's shite and full of sluts.
Hate that fucking show.


.

'Why has Darlene gone mad?'

'cause its entertaining.'

LMAO. I love DiS sometimes.


i love hollyoaks

and its utter ridiculousness sometimes.

darlene is a bitch though.


she

nicola is an idiot
steph is a reformed tart


WHAT

happened to that blonde bimbo with the HUGE jaw who spent her time fighting with someone's small and equally blonde sister and the dweeb with the funeral car?


I ALSO

love The oaks. Its the montages, the 'special' effects and the cringeworthy dream sequences that make it the program it is.

Its like a pretty lump of poo.


best eaxample being

The Ghost of Gordon back in the day


oh dear

how not to spell :S


Or...

the completely impulsive sequence the other day...

Suddenly the southern bloke walks into his flat, and we cut to a steamy place that looks like something from a Greek myth.


that was really quite random

why were they dressed in Greek clothes?

I was confused!


yeah but

you forget the underlying mystique of hollyoaks.

was gordon's ghost an actual ghost or simply a figment of bombhead's mentalist mind?


The latter, I reckon

He was crazy....


and remember when

steph was possessed and she did that weird dance, quality television


Yes.

I concur. I had shivers up and down my spine. They must have broken several if not hundreds of metaphysical barriers with that one.

I'd love a Hollyoaks storyline with unintentional incest. All the other soaps have had it. They've surely missed a trick there.