vienna by ultravox
people who answer the phone by saying their full name
south london
colin and edith
capital fm
dog shit
miss marple
pikeys
the 3rd presenter on top gear
the daily mail
weatherspoons
footballers (except gazza)
people who dont let you get off the tube
kids who play mp3's on their FUCKING phones on the bus
bus drivers actually too
minicab drivers
cosy south london pubs
morrisons on holloway road
people at bus stops
people who park on corners
feeling v negative today
tornadoes?
they rule
actually
rude 'old' people at pub quizzes who are on the winning team
yet then get their come-uppance by us telling them 'whatever, you're like, 10 years older than us' 'no i'm not' 'yes you are, how old are you' '31' 'yeah, well i'm 19' (mymatescousin) 'oh.' YEAH.
also...
magic numbers
prawns
You forgot
to put emos on your list
Hahaha
"People who answet he phone using their full name" CUNTS! SO TRUE!
You forgot:
Nicky Campbell.
People who shake your hand over-firm, the alpha male twats
Keane
That kid from the CocoPops Straws advert
People who spend more than 30secs at cash machines
Ember Inns
Shouty Breakfast DJs
cash machines!
so true!!!!!!!!!
why cant they just hurry the fuck up!
I think James May is underrated
He's the straight man to the others outright comedy.
And what the hell is wrong with a cosy pub?!?
no time to go into it
they just suck and blow. except maybe on sundays. but i'm too angry for that now
Wetherspoons?
Are you MAD? £1.30 gin and tonics, man. Pear cider! PIEDER! Steak and Ale pies. You're madmadmamdmamdmadmd
The word PIEDER
just mae me ejaculate fifteeen feet.
In distance.
I didn't ejaculate fifteen actual feet. That would hurt.
What's your address meths?
I'm going to send you a big box of NICE CAKES to cheer you up.
no. 1
pissed off street
What? Every time I rant
I don't get offered cakes. Pffft. You people
*shakes fist in air*
*pause*
*shakes fist at a slighltly more elevated angle*
You really should take
Weatherspoons off that list. I get so excited at how cheap it is I have to buy two drinks instead of one at a time.
And two dinners for £5.99!!
spooneys
really mings in all ways. shit beer, shit food and full, full of chiefs
Didgeridoo players
The Internal Combustion Engine
what are chiefs?
It's good for daytime drinking. I wouldn't go there for a night out.
no they're
always terrible
fascist.
yes
x
wetherspoons are great
if you live in london as some places are so pricey for booze!
go to
sam smiths pubs instead. just as cheap wiht nicer booze
Where is one?
And what is a chief?
one is the
john snow in soho
a chief is an annoying person
The one where your
pint exploded in a darts-inspired mess is a Sam Smiths pub.
YOUR MUM.
OH! OH!
.
* being asked for a blowjob at a bus stop
*getting fired.
yay.
x
Were you fired cos
you wouldn't give one? Busstops are a hard place to work.