I posted this in a thread, but it needs to be replicated:

Official guide to a good Sunday breakfast:

wake around 11.30am

enjoy a glass of water and clear your system a little, possibly with an efforvescent vitC/berocca tablet.

around 12.30pm, don cardigan, scarf, comfy jeans and shoes and walk down the road.

pick up observer/independent and head to joe's cafe.

order set 6 breakfast (egg, bacon, chips, beans) with extra sausage. the set 6 also includes two slices of toast and tea. accept them. also order tin of coke.

the tea comes before the meal, accompanied by a cigarette.

start to eat the breakfast, finish tea half the way through.

continue to enjoy breakfast, open cola and decant into glass.

finish breakfast with a good few sips left.

light second cigarette and accept free refill of tea.

read the sports and music sections of the sunday paper in blissful happiness.

return home, picking up fruit juice on the way and enjoy the remainder of the day in anyway you see fit, replete with remainder of newspaper, fruit juice, tea, water and music.