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Let's make a list of pointless things people like that you don't understand.

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by magpieboy

I will start with:

Personalised Number Plates.

magpieboy | 17 Mar '06, 11:07 | Send note | Report this | Reply

What is the dogs, comment?

How ar eyou anyway, Tim? Sorry I've not responded to emails... You ok?


Canary coloured cars

(even on Ferarri, it looks fucking odd)


^^too true

"I've got a shed of money, I'm gonna buy a Ferrai."
"Which colour Sir?"
"The shittest yellow you've got......."


It's a personal hatred of mine... why ruin engineering and design

with the colour canary... I actually get upset when I see cars this colour!!


*?*


The fact that

car's are designed to go much faster than any speed limit


Oh, classic Audrey Hepburn... Just take a look at her!

How can you not get that, Judge? Take another look...


Audrey Hepburn, great. Fantastic, even. Audrey Hepburn in three-quarter length trousers? Someone wearing trousers that aren't long enough.

In celebration, I'm wearing a shirt with a collar size 4" too small, and I shrunk my boxers in the wash. I'm 6'4" and I look like I dressed out of Ronnie Corbett's wardrobe.

Well, I ask you


6"4, eh?


Yup. You?


Don't know - 5"7.5 or 5"8... I never remember

it's one of those things I just dont know.


Kabbalah


LOL


Clothes


cut off leggings (leggins?), denim miniskirts + stupid little canvas pumps.

WHY?


Lord of the Rings

Carling and other forms of crap lager


I defend Lord of the Rings...

with a giant sword or something...


Drums


Books
Christmas
Cats


Hmmm.

Maybe I shouldn't have bought TS Eliott's little book of Christmas Cats for your birthday.


I'm just kidding.

I like books really. Christmas is alright too. thewarn is okay, I guess.


Knitting

Gyms
Exercise bikes!!!
Moustaches
Sudoku
Waistcoats
Fashion
Shoes
Ties
Cufflinks
Electric toothbrushes
Jermaine Jenas


Aniseed

Chervil
Pernod


I hate aniseed too and call for an internationl ban on the it

including liquorice, and sambucca.


No way...

I love the stuff!


WRONG

Aniseed is nice. I actually like the taste of sambucca.


What a surprise, thewarn is wrong again.

Next you'll be telling me Darts isn't a sport.


It isn't

Much like dressage, it's art. dARTs. The clue's in the name


And I thought

Kevin 'The Artist Painter was just a stupid nickname. More fool me.


Haha

Jermaine Jenas is so so true...


what

knitting is great. so is fashion.

moustaches are not though.

nor are:
margerine
vinegar
avon
those cardboard cd mailing cases that Don't Fucking Open
fax machines
highlights
hats with strings that hang down either side
guinea pigs
midsomer murders
harry hill
spain
flip-phones
ringtone kings club/jamster/ETFUCKINGCETERA
mayonnaise
silly string


guinea pigs

omfg! i love them!


NO.

rats, gerbils, mice, dormice, squirrels, shrews, chipmunks, degus, bats, and even hamsters are all acceptable rodents. they justify their place in the grand order of life. guinnea pigs are fucking useless.

actually hamsters are useless too.


Vinegar is good for you

and so is Harry Hill


Daily Express


FHM


Tom Cruise

wine


Dogs


yeah they are ...

.. i hate cats, though.


Nah

Cats totally pwn dogs


why?

my dog prepared dinner for me yesterday. what does your cat do, eh?


gonks

especially atop monitors.


gonks

so very 80s.


Red wine

Swimming
Squirrels (except the nice kind)
Not reversing in to a parking space


I defend Red Wine...

but I'll consign inflateable furniture to the pits of hell.


How not understand why people like swimming?

let me enlighten you... You get to get hard physical exercise without getting sweaty. It puts no pressure on your joints, it enables you to participate in many other watersports.


swimming is absolutely awesome. Best all-round exercise you can get and its so easy. Jogging is fucking stupid, though.


I'm not asking anyone to defend it, I'm saying I don't see the attraction. It might cure toothache and make your winky 2" bigger, I'm still not participating in the fucking stupid pursuit...


there's a red squirrel in my garden.
excellent.


wallpapers

on mobiles


Dancing.
What's in it for me ?


The chance of

'getting jiggy' with a lady. Or something. Either that or you can stomp around pretending you're an iron man when they play, er, iron man.


what does 'getting jiggy' mean? I've tried dictionary.com and it says ...

No entry found for getting jiggy.

Did you mean cutting edge?


jaffa cakes

really spicy curry
and
65daysofstatic


don't bring bands into it, we'll be here all day ...


actually, most of you will probably be here all day anyway so .... bloc party.


Fishplums is just wrong...

Dark Chocolate


Yes!!!

It's like Chocolate... but disgusting!

BRILLIANT idea.


NO!

It IS chocolate. Milk chocolate is for babies and pirates.


elephants


actually, i quite like jaffa cakes.

i hadn't tried them until two weeks ago though.


you and i

are no longer friends, associates or chums.

jaffacakes own your life, your mum's life, the life of everyone in your street, and the next street, and the next street. they also own your national insurance number, your favourite pair of shoes and your entire future.


Garnish


Little Britain
The Office
Mystery Jets
marmalade


Right...

Moonlight
Thinking about doing up your shoelaces
Purchasing property in Hungary
Decision making
Plagerism
Wolf whistles
Marzipan
Binary
Hampton Court
Liver


exactly.

and when was the last time you heard someone say they liked 'binary' ?


Theo?


haha

for it to qualify, i think it has to be more than one guy. the original post suggests it has to be something which is generally liked which you don't get.

I mean, i personally love binary but i suspect i'm in the minority.


I'm one of the 10 types of people in the world who like binary

yup yup.

JacobJones is clearly the other type.


Paying for ringtones.

Falafel.
How sperm come out in big gloopy lumps and not as individual tadpole things. That'd be much funnier.
Left-handed scissors.
The Daily Mail.


who actually likes

"how sperm comes out in big gloopy lumps" though?


I don't know

I've yet to figure it out. But it is pointless and I don't understand it, so it qualifies.


well it's easier to wipe off

Imagine catching the little tadpole beasts swimming around all over the shop.

Messenger programs


That would be ace though

Add the fun element to sexual activities. obviously, the man would still fall asleep, so the woman would have to fashion some sort of fishing device to catch the bastards as they wriggle away.


I do. You can catch my exhibition of 'Big gloopy lumps of sperm' in Hyde Park, 20-27 March.

Showing is every half an hour


Falafel is amazing!

You're fired, Bamos.
From the WORLD.


it's disgusting

It's a little bit like a foodstuff, but without the meat. What's the point in that, huh?


he's right

falafel is a waste of everybody's time.


Below this, I called you a liar

I take it back.


i admire your ..

.. commitment to a high standard of integrity. Apparently David Irving hates falafel too ...


FALAFEL OWNZ!!!

FUCKING FUCKING CUNTING OWNZ!