How can you not get that, Judge? Take another look...
Audrey Hepburn, great. Fantastic, even. Audrey Hepburn in three-quarter length trousers? Someone wearing trousers that aren't long enough.
In celebration, I'm wearing a shirt with a collar size 4" too small, and I shrunk my boxers in the wash. I'm 6'4" and I look like I dressed out of Ronnie Corbett's wardrobe.
nor are:
margerine
vinegar
avon
those cardboard cd mailing cases that Don't Fucking Open
fax machines
highlights
hats with strings that hang down either side
guinea pigs
midsomer murders
harry hill
spain
flip-phones
ringtone kings club/jamster/ETFUCKINGCETERA
mayonnaise
silly string
rats, gerbils, mice, dormice, squirrels, shrews, chipmunks, degus, bats, and even hamsters are all acceptable rodents. they justify their place in the grand order of life. guinnea pigs are fucking useless.
let me enlighten you... You get to get hard physical exercise without getting sweaty. It puts no pressure on your joints, it enables you to participate in many other watersports.
swimming is absolutely awesome. Best all-round exercise you can get and its so easy. Jogging is fucking stupid, though.
I'm not asking anyone to defend it, I'm saying I don't see the attraction. It might cure toothache and make your winky 2" bigger, I'm still not participating in the fucking stupid pursuit...
jaffacakes own your life, your mum's life, the life of everyone in your street, and the next street, and the next street. they also own your national insurance number, your favourite pair of shoes and your entire future.
Moonlight
Thinking about doing up your shoelaces
Purchasing property in Hungary
Decision making
Plagerism
Wolf whistles
Marzipan
Binary
Hampton Court
Liver
for it to qualify, i think it has to be more than one guy. the original post suggests it has to be something which is generally liked which you don't get.
I mean, i personally love binary but i suspect i'm in the minority.
Add the fun element to sexual activities. obviously, the man would still fall asleep, so the woman would have to fashion some sort of fishing device to catch the bastards as they wriggle away.
Price - Drop TV
Rice cookers
They do work, tho!
But why not use a pot?
Dogs
What is the dogs, comment?
How ar eyou anyway, Tim? Sorry I've not responded to emails... You ok?
Canary coloured cars
(even on Ferarri, it looks fucking odd)
^^too true
"I've got a shed of money, I'm gonna buy a Ferrai."
"Which colour Sir?"
"The shittest yellow you've got......."
It's a personal hatred of mine... why ruin engineering and design
with the colour canary... I actually get upset when I see cars this colour!!
*?*
Lettuce spinners/dryers
The fact that
car's are designed to go much faster than any speed limit
I wish that Lettuce would just
fuck off
Three-quarter length trousers
Oh, classic Audrey Hepburn... Just take a look at her!
How can you not get that, Judge? Take another look...
Audrey Hepburn, great. Fantastic, even. Audrey Hepburn in three-quarter length trousers? Someone wearing trousers that aren't long enough.
In celebration, I'm wearing a shirt with a collar size 4" too small, and I shrunk my boxers in the wash. I'm 6'4" and I look like I dressed out of Ronnie Corbett's wardrobe.
Well, I ask you
6"4, eh?
Yup. You?
Don't know - 5"7.5 or 5"8... I never remember
it's one of those things I just dont know.
Kabbalah
LOL
Clothes
cut off leggings (leggins?), denim miniskirts + stupid little canvas pumps.
WHY?
Lord of the Rings
Carling and other forms of crap lager
I defend Lord of the Rings...
with a giant sword or something...
I defend Lord Of The Rings also
Drums
gay off!!!
Books
Christmas
Cats
Hmmm.
Maybe I shouldn't have bought TS Eliott's little book of Christmas Cats for your birthday.
That's better than getting nothing
you cunt.
I'm just kidding.
I like books really. Christmas is alright too. thewarn is okay, I guess.
The Da Vinci Code
Ben Affleck
Matt Damon
The smell of petrol
Knitting
Gyms
Exercise bikes!!!
Moustaches
Sudoku
Waistcoats
Fashion
Shoes
Ties
Cufflinks
Electric toothbrushes
Jermaine Jenas
Aniseed
Chervil
Pernod
I hate aniseed too and call for an internationl ban on the it
including liquorice, and sambucca.
No way...
I love the stuff!
WRONG
Aniseed is nice. I actually like the taste of sambucca.
What a surprise, thewarn is wrong again.
Next you'll be telling me Darts isn't a sport.
It isn't
Much like dressage, it's art. dARTs. The clue's in the name
And I thought
Kevin 'The Artist Painter was just a stupid nickname. More fool me.
Haha
Jermaine Jenas is so so true...
what
knitting is great. so is fashion.
moustaches are not though.
nor are:
margerine
vinegar
avon
those cardboard cd mailing cases that Don't Fucking Open
fax machines
highlights
hats with strings that hang down either side
guinea pigs
midsomer murders
harry hill
spain
flip-phones
ringtone kings club/jamster/ETFUCKINGCETERA
mayonnaise
silly string
guinea pigs
omfg! i love them!
NO.
rats, gerbils, mice, dormice, squirrels, shrews, chipmunks, degus, bats, and even hamsters are all acceptable rodents. they justify their place in the grand order of life. guinnea pigs are fucking useless.
actually hamsters are useless too.
Vinegar is good for you
and so is Harry Hill
Daily Express
FHM
Tom Cruise
wine
Dogs
Dogs are WICKED.
yeah they are ...
.. i hate cats, though.
Nah
Cats totally pwn dogs
why?
my dog prepared dinner for me yesterday. what does your cat do, eh?
mine shat on your dinner
Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel
gonks
especially atop monitors.
gonks
so very 80s.
Red wine
Swimming
Squirrels (except the nice kind)
Not reversing in to a parking space
I defend Red Wine...
but I'll consign inflateable furniture to the pits of hell.
Second this motion
How not understand why people like swimming?
let me enlighten you... You get to get hard physical exercise without getting sweaty. It puts no pressure on your joints, it enables you to participate in many other watersports.
swimming is absolutely awesome. Best all-round exercise you can get and its so easy. Jogging is fucking stupid, though.
I'm not asking anyone to defend it, I'm saying I don't see the attraction. It might cure toothache and make your winky 2" bigger, I'm still not participating in the fucking stupid pursuit...
there's a red squirrel in my garden.
excellent.
wallpapers
on mobiles
Dancing.
What's in it for me ?
The chance of
'getting jiggy' with a lady. Or something. Either that or you can stomp around pretending you're an iron man when they play, er, iron man.
what does 'getting jiggy' mean? I've tried dictionary.com and it says ...
No entry found for getting jiggy.
Did you mean cutting edge?
jaffa cakes
really spicy curry
and
65daysofstatic
don't bring bands into it, we'll be here all day ...
actually, most of you will probably be here all day anyway so .... bloc party.
Fishplums is just wrong...
Dark Chocolate
Yes!!!
It's like Chocolate... but disgusting!
BRILLIANT idea.
NO!
It IS chocolate. Milk chocolate is for babies and pirates.
elephants
actually, i quite like jaffa cakes.
i hadn't tried them until two weeks ago though.
you and i
are no longer friends, associates or chums.
jaffacakes own your life, your mum's life, the life of everyone in your street, and the next street, and the next street. they also own your national insurance number, your favourite pair of shoes and your entire future.
Garnish
Little Britain
The Office
Mystery Jets
marmalade
Right...
Moonlight
Thinking about doing up your shoelaces
Purchasing property in Hungary
Decision making
Plagerism
Wolf whistles
Marzipan
Binary
Hampton Court
Liver
Who likes Hampton Court though?
exactly.
and when was the last time you heard someone say they liked 'binary' ?
Theo?
haha
for it to qualify, i think it has to be more than one guy. the original post suggests it has to be something which is generally liked which you don't get.
I mean, i personally love binary but i suspect i'm in the minority.
I'm one of the 10 types of people in the world who like binary
yup yup.
JacobJones is clearly the other type.
Paying for ringtones.
Falafel.
How sperm come out in big gloopy lumps and not as individual tadpole things. That'd be much funnier.
Left-handed scissors.
The Daily Mail.
who actually likes
"how sperm comes out in big gloopy lumps" though?
I don't know
I've yet to figure it out. But it is pointless and I don't understand it, so it qualifies.
well it's easier to wipe off
Imagine catching the little tadpole beasts swimming around all over the shop.
Messenger programs
That would be ace though
Add the fun element to sexual activities. obviously, the man would still fall asleep, so the woman would have to fashion some sort of fishing device to catch the bastards as they wriggle away.
I am about to be traumatised about sex now
Cheers. NOT!
I do. You can catch my exhibition of 'Big gloopy lumps of sperm' in Hyde Park, 20-27 March.
Showing is every half an hour
Falafel is amazing!
You're fired, Bamos.
From the WORLD.
it's disgusting
It's a little bit like a foodstuff, but without the meat. What's the point in that, huh?
he's right
falafel is a waste of everybody's time.
Below this, I called you a liar
I take it back.
i admire your ..
.. commitment to a high standard of integrity. Apparently David Irving hates falafel too ...
FALAFEL OWNZ!!!
FUCKING FUCKING CUNTING OWNZ!
Has anyone said The Mighty Boosh yet?
Rugby Union
curries