In all the fun and games in the land of ‘music journalism’, bands and their fans more often than not don’t take well to bad reviews – none more so than a bunch of Jim Bob fans who call themselves ‘The Jim Bob Touchy Feely Collective’.
Upon reading an NME review last week for Jim's new album ‘Goodnight Jim Bob’ his fans were up in arms. “Jim Alexander had not only given the album 3/10 but it seemed he had reviewed a Carter USM [his old band, kids – ed.] album instead, as his review bore no relation to said album,” was their excuse for what came.
The Collective rang the NME and, posing as a friend of Mr Alexander called ‘Barry’, were given his mobile number by the receptionist. The Collective then went to work on printing 300 leaflets with just the following words: "Jim Alexander gave Jim's new album 3/10 this week. Here is his mobile number..." These were handed out at the London Borderline gig last Friday.
“We have since managed to find out that not only has Mr Alexander been asked for a range of pizzas and mini cabs but his review style has been called into question on many numerous occasions,” snigger The Collective. A victory for the fans or stupid, mindless harassment? DiScuss. Hello to any NME journos reading, by the way.
The London date of the tour was the last of 10 in what was a celebration of Jim's 20 year career in music, and featured songs from his many different guises and bands over the years. Other, er, highlights on the tour:
* Bob Fairfoul - ex Idlewild bassist now of Degrassi was booked as support by the promoter of Edinburgh Bannermans… as he was called Bob. He planned to have a whole night of “Jims and Bobs”. Sadly, not only had Bob never played acoustic by himself before it seemed he had never also sung. “The man’s hands were shaking with nerves in-between the songs as he wailed through a range of cover versions,” our Collective spokesman says. “At the end of his set he asked if the punters wanted another song or a joke. 'A Joke' was the unanimous response.”
* At The Collective Venue at The Wigan Tavern, Jim made some derisory remarks about the only thing he know about Wigan; namely The Verve and Starsailor. Sadly for him, the singer of the support band, Carolyn from The Atomic Hound Dog, was the sister of James Walsh from Starsailor. Carolyn was most upset and Jim had to spend the rest of the night apologising.
* Jim sang ”I'm a G.I. and it's about the fanny batter” at the end of ‘G.I. Blues’ in Worcester Marrs Bar for a £1 bet.
* Your humble scribe was most happy with the Busted cover version played at the London gig.
The album ‘Goodnight Jim Bob’ was released yesterday on The Ten Forty Sound/Who’s The Daddy Now via Shellshock distribution.
Goodnight Jim Alexander? Fans get angry at NME review (for a change)
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it wasn't a 'scene' article it wasn't a 'review' (that will come) and it sounded like some light-hearted news to me. plus it's already had fuckloads of hits and it only went up a few minutes ago. i also know another publication who's running a similar story on it tomorrow.
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who?
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If this geezer gets paid for his opinion, so what???
I get paid for counting beans.
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I'm sorry. I'll just write about InMe in future.
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it's not clever. in fact, it's ignorance.
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but not quite
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Freedom
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I think if writers can't keep to this should be banned from meeting the bands they review, too much interpersonal like or dislike involved otherwise on an entirely un musical level.
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If a record is shit it deserves anything it gets.
And if a writer can't put that across in an entertaining way he's a fucktard who deserves to be hanged by his goolies and shat on by goats.
Kinda like Biffy Clyro deserve to be.
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On the other hand, Biffy really are shite....
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On the other hand, Biffy really are shite....
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a good slagging, from time to time, is justified - and entertaining - if the band do truly deserve it; but it should be done sparingly. personally i only slag bands if they truly offend me in some way [either thru being heinously mediocre, or heroically bad, or just plain cunts]. overdoing it is just pompous and boring, and you should be able to criticise a band in more ways than just going "THEY'RE A BUNCH OF USELESS, INEPT AND IMBECILIC FUCKMUPPETS WHOSE ENTIRE ANCESTRY SHOULD HAVE BEEN STRANGLED AT BIRTH TO PREVENT THEIR INFLICTION UPON THE WORLD" yadda yadda yadda. it's only funny to a point.
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I'm no big fan of this Jim Bob but I've read the review. It aint just a slagging it's a cliched piece of prose. If this guy has spent months working on an album and then that happens to it his fans deserve to do something.
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For the record I think it's an amazing album and we're glad to have Jim on our books. I think the album is a bit like Pulp mixed with Badly Drawn Boy but with better lyrics. I love it and I was never a massive Carter fan which is why the NME review annoyed a few people I guess.
Interesting to read everyones comments here though for those for and against Jim and those for and against what his fans did.
Marc
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The MEN was too busy sucking off Bruce Springsteen to care about any other music over the last couple of weeks.
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The real reason for this story going on...
Carter USM???
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As for Carter/Jimbob/Fruitbat/whatever, they were second division back then and are not even that good now.
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Oh, i see, you are trading on his PAST glories....
Check your calendar Adie - it is no longer 1993
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Who are Thee Moths?
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the jockrock fun has spilled over to DiS.
oh, great...
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