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Old Wolf for Sale

Big and whiiIite, teeeth in good conditionS. Excellent for scaring off the neighbours. Goes by the name of somab. Very Rare. Likes a bone



  • Old Wolf for Sale

    Big and whiiIite, teeeth in good conditionS. Excellent for scaring off the neighbours. Goes by the name of somab. Very Rare. Likes a bone

    • how much?

      i've always wanted a wolf.

      • 1 careful lady owner

        I'm not putting a price on Princess. She's a lovely, white wolf from Macedonia.. and can be tempted out of her lair with Maryland Cookies and a smile. Where do you want to collect her?

        • that's..

          Princess Somab. He's a she. She's a she-wolf; like He-Man.

          • Just realised

            you've got a pig. Princess don't like piggys. Haven't you read the Little Pigs?

            Adoption Refused.

            • what a great thread!

              • she's a master of the universe?!

                don't worry - my pig, The Duke, is hard as nails and could EASILY handle a little girly wolf. they'll probably get on really well and frollock in the meadows and stuff - sniffing the finest of tulips!"

                if you want i'll pick Princess up at the elephant and castle tube station next wednesday at HIGH NOON. (i'll be the one riding a pig and wearing a top hat made of maryland cookies)

                :)

                p.s. does she have an M.O.T.?