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Tom Has Committed Benefit Fraud...

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by wrightylew

But why?

wrightylew | 25 Mar '06, 23:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

True.

But why?


:-O

your not 15? Liar, how old are you then?


Guess...

and win...


13

You say 15 because it earns you a little more respect from your DIS peers.


Well

done.

Have this Dennis The Menace joke book. It might make you slightly funnier you fucking tart.


are you actually 13?

if you are then you have a pretty good music taste for your age. You gotta be under the age of 16, I can guess that much.


wuuuuuuuuuuuh?

He doesn't like anything without a guitar in it. That's hardly a pretty good music taste, is it?


well, it's pretty good music taste

compared to mine when I was 13 (or any other 13 yr old I know). When I was 13 my music taste consisted of Craig David (obsessively so), Destiny's Child and er..Slipknot. Obviously his music taste isn't the best, but it's not entirely awful.


Oh the silliness.

This young man thinks his music taste is superior to mine because he likes bands that don't play guitars.

DiS summed up in a post.


Whats that, I hear something....

Oh its just the sound of Wrighty attempting to insult people. You're just background noise. No one cares what you think.


Hu

iz dis tom lyk?


(yes)

... :O


REALLY?

how do you know this?
what has he done?
did he kill someone?


Daniel...

that was below the belt.

There's the door.

Look out for the cannibal. He likes boys with shit haircuts best.


maybe he killed someone

to stop them from telling the police that he committed benefit fraud.
i don't know really, but that tom is a dodgy character.


tom has ears

and tom has eyes.
he can see you
spreading lies.


trevor

.


...clever.


yes, i was,

given my endeavour


when it reaches the tether?

like, the end of my tether.

Jordan*


so lets cover the bugger

with feathers


OR

it could be benefit fraud in that he killed someone, then pretended to be them to claim their benefits.

that bastard.


good god, that's it!

who did he murder though?


You may be onto something there

Thank the Lord we have a legal brain in our midst!


how did he think he would get away with it

He's famous and everything now. Everyone knows who he is and that he really doesn't need any gov. money (that is what benefit fraud is right?)


*runs out of the house screaming*

*suddenly realises wrightylew is refering to a different Tom*

*Calmly walks back into house*


wut? me? benefit fraud?

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