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(also - girls in skirts with hot glasses. EVEN better)
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There's one two tables up.
Twiddling a pen in her mouth.
I need a glass of water.
COME ON PEOPLE
What should i do?
have a wank?
not on her, that'd be a bit rude.
um...stare at her until she notices you, then look away quickly.
and then
try and smile at her but dribble and run out.
and maybe start crying.
for effect.
then fall over
because you've absent-mindedly tied your shoelaces together
when you were staring at your half-drank cup of coffee and poring over that last crossword clue.
Hmmmmmm
I've already done the stare and look away quickly thing.
She's either doing the stare and look away quickly thing, or is just pissed off at me looking at her all the time.
I tried the crying last time.
Thats a no go.
ok
walk past her, pretend to drop something, you reach down to pick it up, she reaches down to pick it up, you touch hands, then fall deeply in love.
take some spaghetti too
do that lady and the tramp thing.
I don't think you're taking this seriously enough guys
haha
but seriously. go and talk to her if you're not too shy. you've got nothing to lose really.
tell her how much you like girls in skirts.
"oh really? well, i think i saw a girl wearing a skirt going that way..
bye!"
:D BURRRRRRRNN
although, if a girl said that to your face, then she's not really worth your time.
shake her hand
then grab her arm and kiss it all the way up to her neck, like Gomez Addams.
or just fuck her on the table
and cringe when she says someone else's name, like Gomez from The Time Traveller's Wife
I don't think she'd take kindly to me fucking her
Especially on a first date.
Anyway.
Im in a library.
Not even first date
Just first sight.
And only librarians get to have sex in librarys.
FUCK
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's leaving!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
chase her!
I would...
...but...
i have too many books...and my laptop and...oh...lord.
I always she her in the library anyway.
There's always tomorrow.
always in a library
ask her where a tragically fantastic book is.
better still, ask if you can borrow one of her books.
be random.
Gone
;(
bah
she could've been the girl to change your life too.
ah well, next time, eh?
knock her out
bundle her into a van, take her home and tie her up in the basement.
bah
too late! Now how are you going to feed the pitbulls?
with the buttocks of a man you met on the internet
who likes the idea of jacking off while watching dogs eat bits of him.
almost a true story too..
christ
that's sick! What are you, gay?
no, but this is a sick guy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3286721.stm
was that
ironic?