Whilst minding my own business walking through a shopping centre in Edinburgh, two chavs came and walked beside me when one asked, rather more politely than expected
'Exxshcuuse me like darrlin', bu'are yee a page three modaaal or shumthaaan? Me 'n ma mate recognise yee..'
(well at least he said 'excuse me')
He actually looked stunned when i said 'No'.
Either he was genuinly surprised, or chavs have more acting skills than I give them credit for.
And i don't look like a page 3 girl, so..dramatic skillzz i think? I hope so anyway.
Scottish neds
Deserve to be shot. They seriously are the most offensive to the senses group of people i have met in my ( short ) life.
Shoot them please.
I didn't manage to shoot them
But did my best 'OMGZ youre a chav and deserve to die you stupid jakey perve SCUM' face to him. I think he enjoyed it more than anything.
he probably fancied you
and that's like the height of chav compliment.
you should have boned him
they're all worth a notch after all
Edinburgh neds
are rubbish at being neds.
I presume they would sound all wrong!
Edinburgh accents wouldn't sound right with that, wouldn't they?
I go to school with a bunch of fucking rich twats, and all of them pretend they are poor neds from Easterhouse or something. Twats.
I just had
a knife pulled on me by one on my way home from a gig. It was two males and two females. One of the males was jellied out of his box and pulled a butterfly knife on me, coming up to within a foot of me. The idea of disarming him and castrating him with it did cross my mind but I couldn't be fucked. I think he tried it with a guy standing outside the pub I was passing at the time and got a smack for his troubles. There was another ned couple walking towards me, the girl told the boy to run as fast as he could for backup. I saw him running back down the road with another ned, waving blades and going in the direction of the pub, shouting that someone was 'battering Mick'. They've obviously been wronged by someone defending themself when threatened by a knife wielding throwback.
A guy in his 40s got a major kicking across the road from me on Friday night. On the deck between two parked cars, around twenty neds around him, no less than five at a time kicking and jumping on his head. I went out but there's not much you can do, even the odds up to 20-2 ? People were throwing bottles at them from their windows. When the police came the girls were going apeshit 'we huvnae dun nuffin, it was self defence'
I get major abuse on another music site whenever I post about things like this, I'm a Daily Mail reactionary snob, this person has lived in Glasgow all their life and never seen any ned related trouble etc. They post anonymously rather than use their board ID. I know it's always nice to have people to look down on but do these wastes of blood and hair serve any purpose whatsoever apart from to cause people grief ?
Neds
are complete scum, but in smaller numbers can be a little more amusing to observe than the english equivalent...
Plus they have now ruined T in the Park.
the english ones
are wankers. I come from bloody essex, where the chav is king. tosspots.
Neds are brilliant
Happy is one of the greatest songs ever. And they're playing in June.