I love this film.
Brian Fantana: That was one crazy party. I am hung over.
Champ Kind: I woke up on the floor of some Japanesse family's living room, and they would NOT stop screaming!
Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.
Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch! The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Ron Burgundy: You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.
Brick Tamland: Where'd you get those clothes from, the... toilet store?
i like the bit
when it zooms out and he's got a stiff
and he tries to explain it away as poor tailoring
It has a 100% success rate
60% of the time
Ron: That doesn't make any sense
60% of the time,
it works, all the time.
that doesn't make sense
it smells like bigfoot's dick!
^^^^
my personal favourite
"it's smelled like a turd covered in burned hair"
No offense ron, but god doesn't want her to live.
brian fantana, so underrated.
I'm in a glass box of emotiooooon!
SUPER DUPER!
NEATO!
I really didn't find this film that funny at all....
but your names sarkyfox
and this film is the sarcastic persons wet dream!
yeah i know but...
i just... didn't like it.
maybe if i'd watched it with someone who didn't laugh at EVERYTHING so i missed the next joke.
slap the bastard
its one of those films which gets prgressively funnier the more times you watch it.3rd time i nearly pissed myself
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
IT SO HOT!
Milk was BAD Choice!
Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.
Ron Burgundy: You're pathetic.
It truly is beauty and the beast
And a rather handsome beast I might add.
TWO BARKS IF YOURE IN MILWAUKEE!
Brick
"LOUD NOISES!!!!"
i love lamp
my favourite quote is
"anchorman isn't that funny. Watch Shaun of the Dead instead" Andy, 9th May 2006
seen both
anchorman > shaun
liar
why you lie?
SEIZE HIM!
they're both good and that
*abandon defiance*
before brian fantana
applies his sex panther cologne....he says 'its time to musk up'
i love that and always use it before applying my creed!
WHAMMMY!
jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
"i've heard thier menstration attracts bears"
"hear that? BEARS!"
"poop mouth"
"NEWS-TEAM! ASSEMBLE"
"we're right here ron"