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Houston 500: Queen Of The Crackwhores

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Sadly, 'Queen Of The Crackwhores', isn't Sir Cliff Richard’s new festive single but instead is the debut single from new Global Warming signings Houston 500.

'...Crackwhores' is a spitting, snarling beast of a record which celebrates young ladies who prostitute themselves for cocaine. As if to reinforce the message, the CD sleeve features a girl giving a bloke a blow job in a toilet, presumably to obtain money to buy some of Columbia’s finest. Then again she could be just looking for loose change in his pockets.

As well as exploring cocaine and prostitution, H500 delve into pornography ('Hey Red') and sing about sex with young girls ('Darkside') all the while making a filthy, Guns 'n' Roses 'Lies'-era racket which made this correspondent’s dog howl so loudly I thought someone had clamped his balls in a vice. Again.

So then, '...Crackwhores' is, as one would expect from a band who rehearse in a bomb shelter, an explosive offering which should make your Christmas go off with a bang.

  • Houston 500 8 / 10
  • Houston 500 - Queen Of The Crackwhores

    The Boat Race venue in Cambridge has contacted Houston 500 and asked them to play January 21 as the venue is closing down for good at the end of the month.

    Bummer! There's giong to be a huge hole in the Cambridge music venue circuit although there's a new student venue where I guess things will shift to.

    Anyway, Houston 500 will be playing with Cambridge band Auto-shop, should be a great night where you can get plasatered in the toilets of Cambridgeshire.
  • Houston 500 - Queen Of The Crackwhores

    The Boat Race is shutting for a month long close down. These are the facts. It is not closing.
  • Houston 500 - Queen Of The Crackwhores

    what's the new student venue?
    • Re: Houston 500 - Queen Of The Crackwhores

      It's that Cambridge Polytechnic venue, Simon can tell you about it, I think either he or Dave are going to start running shows up there.