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The Strokes

British Sea Power

Strokes - AF
Date: 05/12/2003
Not exactly the Oxford Zodiac gig.

Judging by the scowl on Julian Casablancas’ spot-ridden, puffy red face, he needs Ally Pally like a hole in the head. Subsequently, what we get is an evening of clinically rehearsed retro-indie, but little else. They could have maybe taken a leaf out of British Sea Power’s book, or possibly a whole tree, given that the Brighton quintet’s typically loopy stage set includes quite a few of them.

BSP you see, are nuts. And absolutely spellbinding to boot. Once the beer sniffing, NME-swallowing audience desists in throwing cups, they all begin to cotton on too, because for all the novelty that swells around the band’s stage set up (keyboardist in tin helmet, stuffed owl and the aforementioned trees), their unique and quite obliterating sounds are wildly enthralling. You can’t tie it to a time, and though it’s possible to pick out bits of Joy Division, and early Echo And The Bunnymen, the energy and riotous psychedelia render it quite unique. Pretentious yes, but at least it has character. Which is more than can be said for New York’s finest.

Dressed as a Libertine and under low lights, Julian Casablancas could still be in his infamous wheelchair for all the energy he’s exerting tonight. While tunes like ‘Last Nite’, ‘New York City Cops’ and ‘Someday’ are effortless singalongs, there’s far too much blandness interspersed with it, in the likes of ‘Automatic Stop’ and ‘The End Has No End’. Guitarists Nik, Nick and Al have the posing under control luckily, though there’s none of the dramatic guitar wielding that their opposite numbers, The Datsuns (remember them?) trademark. It lacks chaos and more importantly: fun. It’s also a great shame that Room On Fire’s standout, the slow one, ‘Under Control’ is tossed away without any delicacy right at the start, as the rest of the gig continues at one pace and one wonders whether Julian’s drum-machine has more than one setting.

When The Strokes write a decent song, as opener and new single ‘Reptilla’ indubitably is, the over-hype fades into insignificance beneath its blushing rollercoaster of a tune. But everything they play is held too close to their chest, lacking the raw looseness and indulgence that bands like British Sea Power, White Stripes and The Von Bondies exude. Although their sixty-five minute set is carried off meticulously, the simple truth is that massive shows like this require much more than playing songs straight from the record.

The Strokes have it in them to be everything they’re touted to be. The Elite chic, the Stones cheeks, and of course the post-tragic cover version (The Clash’s ‘Clampdown’) – it’s all here. However, without the claustrophobic urgency of playing in a club everything gets lost and it’s more a case of ‘It Is Shit’ rather than ‘This Is It’.

Anyone wishing to check out a live photo gallery from the event can click here or email Andrew Future for hi-res shots.

DiScuss: Do you still wanna shag Julian? Take a good look at his face…



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    See. I don't think they DO have it in them to deliver an arena show. Many people would describe Casablancas & Co as charismatic, when all they've ever been is indie eye candy, which is not the same thing. I don't think they are a band who is able to 'project', so either they learn a whole lot about live shows from the likes of people who live breathe and eat arenas and stadiums, (rockers like like Jon Bon Jovi or Aerosmith, indie-ers like REM or Radiohead, or pop-ers like Justin and Christina perhaps??) or they play big shows that ring hollow.
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      Chris, good point. It was all going so well until you mentioned 'Jon Bon Jovie'!
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        As poor ol' PW will undoubtedly corroborate... isn't it sad that JBJ and a rational argument cannot be credibly contained in the same sentence ;-) .... So difficult for a critic to see that the man may have genuine talent as an entertainer when all the critic can see is the fat cock of pop-star ambition being shoved in his face... oh let us mourn the wretched Jam Bun Hovis, forever critically slain by the pornographic filth of his own desire for fame.
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    I hate to be picky but Fab is the drummer - the other guitarist is Albert. Just thought you might want to change it.
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    I wrote a long series of musings about the Strokes under Neil's review of Room on Fire on this site, asically suggesting that pop life did not sit easily with Mr Julian and that the poor wee guy is full of beer n' depression n' some of the most nutritionally vacant food in the world if the above mugshot is anything to go by. The Queen's just left hospital after knee surgery and the removal of benign skin lesions from her face: one recommends her doctor to Mr Julian with a great deal of haste. Perhaps he's decided that it's dumb to carry on copying various garage acts, tussle with allegedly cool 80's influences and a bit of snotty 70's punk and that it's time to turn himself into a NYC facsimile of the King of Pop himself. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Elvis Casablancas. Just don't let him go for a shit alone.

    I think it's telling that they started with 'Reptilia' as this is by far the bounciest, most energised track from Room on Fire. It seems like all the criticisms I gave it, that it was half-arsed, full of lyrical moaning throughout, and had no energy to it and a lack of really decent tunes is shown up even more live and is amplified by the band's seemingly can't won't don't give a fuck attitude.

    And it's nice to see the Oxford Zodiac mentioned. It's been a long time since I cascaded down Cowley Road drunk. Let's just mention the Point too for old times sake.

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    ..and the Jericho Tavern....(misty eyed...)
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      and Heaven... erm slightly more alert than usual
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    I don't agree with that review at all.
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      I agree with every word in that review. They were outplayed by their lighting rig. Full stop.
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    Sniff, the Jericho... I saw my first ever Oxford gig there.
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      They only fit one in the Strokes is - and always has been - Nick Valensi. The others are all mingers. Especially Julian and that one that looks like Frankenstein's mum.
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        ooh get you ducky...no no....but what does 'heat' magazine say?


        WHO GIVES A SHIT??!!!!!!
        • HELLO!!

          I have a different favourite for each day. And little Vines boy on saturday. I need sunday free so I can polish my DIS badges.
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            i just have all 5 + Viney EVERY day
            and I do my badges at the same time

            it is sharp
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    Was really looking forward to seeing the Strokes in Cardiff. Spent 50 quid on tix for me and my daughter. We are long-standing fans of British Sea Power (I've seen them 6 times this year) so were delighted that they were support band. Have to say though that the Strokes were a big disappointment. They were extremely boring, played the songs note for note the same as the albums and gave the impression they didn't really want to be there. Maybe they were tired. My daughter and I walked out before the end of the show. Felt we were wasting our time there.
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    Above it all I find it fascinating that two people at the same gig can come away with two such utterly contrasting views. I went to both nights at a.p and was blown away (particularly on the friday) and the idea of walking out the end to me is just patently absurd. Moments like when the Modern Age segued into 12:51 and the sheer stagemanship of Albert climbing on the drum kit for a solo and Julian singing Take it or Leave it from a position on his back roughly four rows back being held a loft are what gigs are made of. Although largely the shows were a rendition of the album with little in the way of improvisation, I was impressed by how tightly the band played esp when the songs are so rigid in structure and tempo that it is no small feat of musicianship to pull it off. Listening to the radio 1 recording reinforced my opinion that it was a fantastic gig and I was not suffering from the drunken delusions of a big fan. As for Furry's persistent analysis of Casablancas' psyche and his imminent and unstoppable decline, well I just find that all a bit morbid and tasteless thanks. The guy is 25 years old and likes going out and having a good time and that hardly makes him Elvis or Henry VIII. In any case he's lost weight - I thought we'd lost him to the salad-dodgers but apparently not. I guess divergent opinions are part of the allure of music there are many factors which can make a gig hit the right buttons or flick the off-switch. Case in point: the worst gig I have ever seen was the Smashing Pumpkins on the first night of their final tour at Wembley Arena and the best gig I have ever seen was the Smashing Pumpkins on the second night of the same tour at the same place.
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      It was indeed rigidly played, but the difference between the musicianship of The Strokes compared to that of Muse, RHCP or indeed the Pumpkins, was that:

      a) their songs were a hell of a lot more complex - The Strokes' songs have some nice intertwining guitar parts, but rhythmically they are very one dimensional

      b) they fill stadiums and festival headline slots with charisma and presence
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        I can't help but agree with you on a). They are rhythmically one-dimensional (hand claps in 12:51 aside...) but again I think there's a choice. I happen to like the staccato drive of the Strokes and I don't think music's quality should be judged by how difficult it is to play. Yes, Bellamy is very talented as you would expect from a classically trained musician, and in Flea and Chamberlain you've obviously got about the best rhythm section ever, but it is just a bit trite to slag the strokes off by comparison as for all their talents I haven't seen Muse write a song as innovative (yes...), catchy, and energetic as Hard to Explain. As for charisma and presence, well that's all subjective isn't it? I happen to find Bellamy a bit of a prancing prima donna frankly, but I guess some people think he's charismatic.
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          Matt is as you say a prancing prima donna - that's his whole appeal.

          Still, by giving various examples - Kiedis, Corgan and Bellamy - three very different performers from three very different guitar bands you've got three other bands who have a lot more in them.

          No one's slagging The Strokes off by comparison alone - (although if you don't have any context on something then that's pretty stupid, cos everything would be great) - simply that the gig was dull and it sounded just like the record would if you had ten thousand smelly Oasis fans in your room.
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            I didn't say you were slagging the strokes off by comparison alone ( and obv you need a comparison to compare) - I just said it was wrong to judge a band solely by the criterion of comparing 'musicianship/technical ability'. It's interesting that for all the musicianship of the other bands, the only song out of all of their combined repertoire which might hold a candle to 'Hard to Explain' is '1979' (and I like those other three bands). Charisma and appeal as I stated is obviously subjective and there are a lot of people who thought the gigs were just amazing and think the band are the most exciting thing happening in music at the moment. A lot of how a gig impacts on you is where you are standing as well - if you are next to a bunch of oasis fans pouring beer over each other and lobbing bottles of p*ss, then yes, it might not be the best. We had a good corner and all around were enjoying it immeasurably. I'm also slightly confused as to what exactly you were expecting from the gig. The sound was great (for a venue that size). The only disappointment was the nightmare that was trying to get a drink.
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              I was expecting the frontman to connect with the audience, for the songs to take on more life than the flat sounding record, for it to have some measure of being 'an occasion'...

              The sound was fine, the musicianship great, but there was nothing special about that. All that stuff we expect. Oasis at Knebworth was musically great and had the fire of a band on top of their game. Oasis at Wembley was a band falling apart, but the gig was vital because of Liam's personality and the visible tension on stage.

              What makes a gig though is seeing a band enjoy themselves. That's what made Radiohead at Earl's Court so good. The Strokes really did look like they didn't want to be there. You can see that from my photos.
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                Radiohead at Earl's Court was absolutely amazing, granted. But at that gig I was standing back more in awe at the virtuosity, variety and originality on display - I was actually more 'into' the Strokes gig by quite a stretch. Which night were you at ally pally? Albert and Fab's enthusiasm was there for all to see - Valensi didn't look all that into it but he always looks a bit spaced out, and Fraiture is just quite introvert I feel it's difficult to gauge whether he was into it or not. As for Casablancas I don't know - he wanted to be there alright (that rendition of Clampdown was a nod to London in itself) - but I think with his drawl and swagger enthusiasm might not translate quite so effectively as with Thom's dervish raver dancing. I guess if you think the record sounds flat though the hope of you getting much more out of it was perhaps a false one.
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                  The second record is average, but production wise it's flat.
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                    ah, yes.....that juicy, rich, deep, astounding, head-spinning, sonically-bewildering production of "Is This It"!

                    How did I possibly forget ? ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! !
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            "Matt is as you say a prancing prima donna - that's his whole appeal. "


            the cunt certainly doesn't have any other appeal, that's for certain. Ha! (oh...he knows like arpeggios and scales! and he could probably play any Ned's Atomic Dustbin song of your choice if you ask, too!!!)


            Catch yerselves on though - the Strokes 1st UK gig was arguably the most fucking tedious 30 minutes of my musical life, before I knew or cared about them. the other 3 on the bill above/below them just made it even more of a joke. So -- Strokes play shit gig SHOCKA......shock? where the fuck have yous all been, with your head in the pages of NME, or just hiding your objectivity somewhere safe it won't be forgotten (since which, inevitably, it has...)

            Not that Andrew "future" is right and all you fans are wrong. necessarily. Lots of the review's balls (hello last para) regardless of how bad the gig may have been/was, but that's another matter. The sooner people fucking look at things (not just this dumb band, the whole state of play currently) from a different angle the better
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              Waht the hell is wrong with hiding 'objectivity'? I don't want to be objective about music - in fact I find it impossible. Being objective by nature removes subjectivity and emotion. I am not a wanky 'objective' muso nor do I want to be. At those Strokes gigs I lost it - I had an absolute blast. And your obligatory little swipe at nme, which let's face it though flawed at least gives us something, is somewhat undermined by your nme email address. I personally think the music scene at the moment is healthier than it's been in a LONG time.
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                hehehe...

                when yr gonna justify and debate (and woo, here's one for all the future hacks out here, <i>write</i>) about music, there will need to be a point when you will need to bring in objectivity. For otherwise we get grotesque hyperbole (largely instigated - certainly in the UK - by yr ol' pal NME) of the "Best band in the world evereverever" type and not a negative word about them for a good 24 months in the music weeklies (or rather weekly). You get rabid unquestioning nonsense flying round the net and filling up clueless tabloids that - slow to pick up maybe - will only fuel things further.

                Obv if you go one way or the other wholly (subjectivity / objectivity), you then erase subjectivity/personality/emotion and are then left without any of that instinctiveness that makes true genius Pop/ rock/ dance/ music of all genres so fucking wonderful, and always has. And that's then shit, as you said, leaving you with nary but mumbly musos and the proper chinstrokey, joyless idm. But go t'other way and you are highly in danger of losing all fucking sense of perspective, and it becomes a joke, all you've to back yourself up with with 'well ooh it was nuts' and lots of intangible feelings you aren't prepared / don't feel the need to justify beyond whatever emotions it elicts...

                So incorporate both perhaps? is that such a scary idea? it gives a better argument, through whatever medium yr using.. I never even thought of sub/objectivity so, just was a natural state of affairs - til recently....(which leads me back to the ol' first strokes/hype point....)

                If you don't want to though - well.....don't come and argue/debate/defend your passion for whoever on A Message Board. If you want lots of uncritical approval that won't stoop so low as to question your personal view, then hunt down their website or a fansite or something. or go and read a copy of The Fly instead.

                why indeed yes NME is flawed, but it gives us 'something'?? ..((and the crossword don't count, albeit 1 thing whose quality in the paper's been preserved the past few years...))
                YEah so, lets sit ike gleeful pigs in their shit and be proud to be unaware of whatever's happening in the editorially-unapproved real world, outside of its pages full of the latest self-proclaimed-zeitgeist, LET ALONE dare to complain. Look! There's a computer at your fingertips! And you're still prepared to rely on the latest NME reports on an NME-sponsored tour for bands on the NME Deputy Ed's own label?

                You're right - too true, the music scene's fucking amazing at the moment, i'm with you there - though I doubt much at all would have been given the time of day in NME, let alone wouldve told me about them. I don't think it's entirely a coincidence either, that i'm falling over great new music when I've not bought it for a year or two, and now rarely even flick through even its (fairly paltry) gig guide any more;
                they've reduced and spread out the fonts with every relaunch so much you could probably read it in the Co-Op in 7-8 minutes.. If you're happy to say 'ah well it's shit but what else is there' (i'm not having that 'flawed' apologist balls), yous are the sorts who actively deserve it. Nme.com and a few other fave sourses for news, some mags/papers/sites you trust and have time for the writing of for reviews/features, skim through the gig guide in whsmiths while yr waiting for the train or summat. You seriously rely on nme for your new music, your pointers? You're the one who stepped up on that one, i'm just honestly just trying to get my head round yr withering justification..

                [shite...this weren't an nme thing, someone's derailed this - all the above on them is a given really, far too much effort spent discussing their failings and juicily hyped mediocrity, onto the new fucking breed...........]


                PS - said nme email address was signed up for yeeears ago when they were 1st introduced (the whole site/editor was different, brilliant place to discuss crap, 'i love Music' with less weight/less traffic/more fun). I don't give out my personal one anymore on boards since yahoo and chums took to using/abusing them. no endorsement, oh clever one (nor any of my details). shucks, what a hypocrite this makes i.......says they, to the one who doesn't even provide his inbetween replying to, essentially, lots & lots of Strokes postings........
                Thank fuck it's the end of the day now !
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                  check the comment above in the list if you want to read what I wrote - haven't quite got the hang of this. Keeps posting my answers inthe wrong place...
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    Nah. British Sea Power are boring. And "wacky"
    "Oh, great. A giant bear. 5/5!"
    Let's not forget that their music is dull. Dull dull dull.
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      that is correct, mr. hooks. however, many things in that review were not. if i could be so pedantic: "This Is It"? seriously, you let this guy review a strokes gig when he doesn't know the name of their (stupidly famous) debut album? kind of ruined the effect of the HILARIOUS play-on-words. shit's a funny word! and yeah, as someone pointed out already, Albert = guitarist, Nikolai = bassist.

      and most importantly, i highly doubt the gig was anywhere near as bad as you made it out to be. this is a typical reactionary review, trying to make people like me post angry things on the message board (oh wait...). the amount of hype surrounding the band is sickening, and it pisses me off, as well as the reviewer apparently, but this does not justify a completely bitter and biased review of the band.

      and yeah, i went to the glasgow gig, so i do actually have some basis for the bollocks i just wrote. the strokes fucking rule. and you all know it.
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        The play on words is all about them supposedly being the 'It' band of the moment, whilst not.

        I like The Strokes, I caught them on the first few times they played, as I said at the start, and they were good. But playing stuff note for note with a charismaless, po-faced stage non-presence is not my idea of a fun night out at a large arse museum type venue.

        To quote Gareth, you can't be obtuse in aircraft hangers.

        You may have gone to the Glasgow show, but as you may have noted, this was a review of a London gig.

        No one's reacting against anything other than the fact that:

        a) a lot of their new stuff is meandering and samey, without any of the great hooks or moments of genius that the first record had

        b) Julian looks a mess and does not connect with the audience

        c) Until they fix the above and play for longer than an hour they're never gonna pull it off properly.
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          well... point taken. i would rather have seen them at a smaller venue. but i have to disagree on the whole "samey" thing... i just think the new album has a lot more variety, with generally better and more clever songwriting. and of course the lyrics... which quite possibly don't mean anything whatsoever, but they're highly quotable.

          and julian WANTS to look a mess, that's his "thing". either that or he's just an unhygenic bastard. but it doesn't really matter either way, i'm still going to listen to room on fire at least 3 more times today.
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    Phew - well and truly justified re objectivity and subjectivity and need for a balance and I totally appreciate you need a bit objectivity to get the true picture (just look at some of the tosh listened to by the pill-popping madchester scene - overdose on 'subjectivity' and 'wow it's so amazing' made them unable to differentiate between what was good and what was tosh). I do think there is a lot to be said though for the theory that in a concert if you lose your sense of objectivity then it has been a successful performance (or a very unsuccessful one). I'm not being facetious but I am actually having a hard time understanding what you mean though by being 'objective' about music. You have to accept that any attempts to objectivity are contrived: music primarily impacts on emotion and therefore objectivity is precluded. The only sense in which it is possible is in the what I will call the muso sense (not meant as derogatorily in this instance), where the analysis of the music becomes by proxy and becomes an analysis of the music as it stands in time, by comparison, as part of the culture zeitgeist etc. I don't see anything wrong with that but you have to accept that when you start being objective about music, that is the point when it ceases to be about the music but more about its context. This is turning into a semantics discussion... You can be subjective and not lose the power of reason.

    Glad you appreciate the smart alec nme observation - I wasn't being serious, just a little red rag for you. NME - Enemy. I confess I read it every week and I also have to say as you correctly point out I can't think of the last time I discovered a new band through it. Most bands I discover through word of mouth and occasionally I guess the radio but I listen to radio so rarely (usually using the little listening time I have to stick to cds I guess...). The Strokes was probably the last band NME got me into and I thank them for that, though as ever it's a double-edged sword. It does bug me the way NME champions bands in a self-congratulatory way and then turns the tide slightly a few years down the line with no reason besides 'trend' and desire to influence public opinion. It bugs me then when a band is in vogue they will slap 'THE STROKES' on the cover whenever they can. This summer took the biscuit - they put the band on the cover as a summer feature, and for the life of me I couldn't where the hell they were in the issue. There it was: a small paragraph detailing how the Strokes were playing a japanese festival. I mean that almost amounts to misrep and I wrote to nme saying it was a pretty lame stunt to play to sell copies but unsurprisingly it wasn't published. That is at the crux of nme: they are after the dollar and delivering a decent assessment of the alternative scene and still being profitable sadly is rather hard. As early pre-capital Xfm discovered to its sad demise/disfigurement. NME has about fifteen bands (max) on cover rotation and they know that as long as they do this they continue to support the marketed brand of the artist = popular appeal = £. Added to this is the fact that a lot of the writers are aware of their own personality as writers/wannabe-stars a little too much and the writing becomes as much about them and what they did with the band (how many articles are simply 'my six hour bender with 'The _____s'?) Articles are infused and stamped with the writer's ego more than any other journalism you will read. It would be interesting to see what would happen if the magazine became anonymous copy like the economist. At least you go some way to removing the ego. Added to this is they have dumbed the whole thing down with this new format (you might not have seen it if you haven't bought it for a while) but it's all-singing all dancing with little bite-sized articles and much more emphasis on visuals, less on substance. Not happy with it.

    But as a bog read it's good. I like reading the reviews, read the articles about the bands I like, the letters are entertaining, and yes, the crossword is good. Their live reviews are a LOT worse than they used to be. Check their terrible coverage of the Radiohead and Strokes gigs for example, giving a little bit on each gig they did rather than a full review of one. Again, pleasing the masses.... They know that if someone walks into a newsagency and sees that the gig they were at is reviewed, ker-ching.... Crap, again. I don't think it's that bad and that sums up its 'competition'. It's got a corporate agenda and the mainstreaming of anything vaguely alternative is bound to be 'flawed'.
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    Olly, don’t be a prick. If I was being morbid and tasteless then I’d be doing what NME did with the Vines and marketing their lead singer as ‘the next Cobain’ on account of him possibly being a wee bit loco. I don’t want Julian to turn into another rock fuck-up, I want the wee kid who looked fucking great, sang fucking great and wrote fucking great songs. Right now we have someone who sounds miserable on record, looks half-arsed on stage, is frequently incoherent in many interviews and looked (at their gig in Toronto) like a piece of shit compared to how he used to look. I don’t want my rock stars dead, they make less music that way and that is a waste. My ‘persistent analysis’ of Julian has not been one of ambulance chaser, it’s been one of a guy who thought the first album was fantastic in every way, who considers Room on Fire to be one of the most disappointing follow-up albums of all-time and who worries that a fundamentally nice chap is not in the grandest of mental health. But what the hell eh, if Julian’s lost weight, then clearly everything’s all ticketyboo. That Richey Edwards is fine too, the weight loss helped him…

    NME: nice to read when you want to fill in a few minutes.
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      what is this?

      am i the only person that thinks room on fire is actually fucking brilliant?

      don't answer that.

      but seriously, what's wrong with it? stop fucking nitpicking, try to take the album on its OWN MERITS.

      well, i suppose it is a bit shit actually, because y'know, it didn't give me the SPINE-BREAKING ORGASM that the NME promised upon the first listen.

      of course, you might genuinely not like the album... naaaah, it's fucking immense.
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        Nah, you're not alone. It's a really good record. And I thought their Ally Pally gig on the 6th was nowhere near as bad as you might think from the review.

        I'd agree that The Strokes aren't an arena band. They'll be sensational at festivals in the summer, and they'd be unbelievable at smaller venues, as they were on the 'Is This It?' tour. But I still thought they were engaging, and clearly having fun at Ally Pally. They dealt with the powercut during 'Reptilia' really well and Julian was actually having a bit of banter with the crowd.

        Balls to the backlash, The Strokes rock
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          Different gig. The powercut was the next night. If they're not an arena band, how the hell they gonna be any different at big arse open air festivals? It's the same thing!
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            No it's not. At all.
            The Strokes will take the stage at Glastonbury (or wherever) this summer after everyone's had a good 10 hours of boozing and binging, with a setting sun in the background and will rock people's socks off. That's a very different vibe to playing in a cavernous venue like Ally Pally.

            Fair enough - it was a different night. On the second night, they were having fun and communicating with the crowd. You might have just caught them having a poor one.
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              By the same virtue tho, main stage headliners at Glasto is very different to the same thing at Reading.

              Do you seriously believe The Strokes would have the same magnificence as the likes of Radiohead, Oasis, REM, Chilis, Manson at a big event like that?
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    The Strokes were a disgrace live up until the new album, despite Is This It being decent. Slowing down songs so they could flesh out their set? That's weak, but now, they're playing at the right speed and talking a load of shite between songs.
    Bad photos exist of everyone. Poor.
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      um... what shite between songs? maybe it was just the glasgow gig, but the one thing that seemed to be missing from the set was actually the inter-song banter. they did used to stretch out songs and stuff, but now they have twice as many, so they don't need to. they could do with learning some banter though.
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        You don't 'learn' banter though. Having a raport with a crowd is something which should come naturally to so-called rock stars. The Strokes have some nice songs and some nice press photos and cuttings, but little else.
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        To be fair, I was at the Glasgow gig. There was a lot of nonsense-talk from Julian.
        He's hardly David Lee Roth, but he's definitely not the shy, lost indieboy he once was.
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    those of you that enjoy slating The Strokes for all they do,wear,say etc. You should really count the amount of records you've sold recently and how many lives you've changed also.It's considered fahionable to like the strokes,but even more so to dislike them
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      Hi, my name's Michael, I've sold more records than you can ever imagine, not to mention try to count, and changed so many people's lives, it makes such a difference doesn't it! I wish people would remember this when they say bad things about me. can I stay at your house please when I come to the UK next week? You seem like such an understanding person and what you say makes so much sense - it all applies equally to me too! Thank you, love michael xx
      PS, do you like climbing trees?
  • The Strokes


    I enjoy slating the Strokes for releasing a shoddy second album. I also enjoy praising the Strokes for releasing a great debut album. I also enjoy fishing, clay-pigeon shooting and peeling the labels from cans of citrus fruit.
  • The Strokes

    well i have to say somthing the strokes are the fucking band so all u people who hate them are cocks