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Gallagher Faces Railway Fine
by Mike Diver
Posted: 05 Feb '04, 13:46
Noel Gallagher is facing a hefty fine (well, a grand is peanuts to him, isn't it) after he was snapped taking a stroll along a railway line.
A popular tabloid newspaper published a photograph of Gallagher walking from his hotel to a nearby studio in Cornwall. Unfortunately, the Oasis man decided to stroll along a railway line, which counts as trespassing in the eyes of the law. National Rail has reported Gallagher to the British Transport Police.
Inspector Kevin Marshall told the same tabloid: "...the danger is [that] children may copy what he's doing. If he is found to have broken a law he could face a fine of £1,000."
Kids, don't play on railway lines. That would make you almost as big a tw*t as Noel Gallagher.
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The scary thing is...that he's the marginally more intelligent of the two! Christ knows what Liam was up to at the time. -
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why do people whinge about the lack of racious, pioneering figureheads in the current music scene, then slag off those who actually made a difference? Very NME.-
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Odd that, coz I despise the NME!
But personally I can live without "racious, pioneering figureheads" who make a difference/become successful by being musical magpies and graduating from the cut n' paste school of songwriting.
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Spotted yesterday(admittedly not by me)- Noel in Penzance shopping in a place which sells home furnishings (photo frames, cushions etc) downstairs, women's designer clothes upstairs and has a corner devoted to sex toys. I only know this because I live there. -
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Maybe Noel was shopping for a dildo for Liam.-
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shut up with your crap jokes
how old are you? 15?
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"Unfortunately, the Oasis man decided to stroll along a railway line"
As did the photographer; as that's how he/she got the shot.
Allegedly, of course. -
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I have picures of another band strolling along the very same line ..... Noel needs lessons in how not to get caught... or maybe he meant to! -
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You know I'm really sick of hearing about kids in the papers sticking their fingers up to the papparazzi, getting Patsy Kensit pregnant and threatning to stab someone in the arse with a pick axe. Bottom line kids don't copy what the STARS do unless they are stupid, making an example out of someone coz they are a celebrity is arse upside down in my book. It just makes out whoever is trying to make the example out to be stupid, the punishment should fit the crime. In this case they should just ship both brothers off to the zoo because they look and walk like monkeys, whether they are doing that walking down a rail way line makes no difference at all. Utter bollocks.-
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I just fucking hate tabloids. How is Noel Gallagher walking on (ie. probably near to) a railway line news? Just fuck off all of you, and Heat, and OK! and Celebrity Shite! and Long Distance Superzoom Grainy Celebrity Arsecrack! and Look Who's Shopping! and the cunts who buy into it. Get a fucking life. Any Sun readers here? You can all fuck right off too.
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Who cares? Oasis made 2 great albums and then dissapeared in a blizzard of drugs and celeb mates. They were an early 90's band. Only people like Chris Moyles give a toss anymore about them. They died in 1994. It's 2004 now, get over it. Even if a train had hurtled down the track and squashed him, I still wouldn't give a rats ass.

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