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The Von Bondies: Pawn Shoppe Heart

The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart
  • Type: Album
  • Release date: 09/02/2004
  • Label: Sire
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You’d think even the most pacifistic of us would raise a fist to Jack White’s pasty chops if he sucker-punched you in a club. Not Jason Stollsteimer. You see, while the head Von Bondie was having his face beaten to a pulp, he was simply waiting for this moment to deliver his sweet revenge.

Hands down, ‘Pawn Shoppe Heart’ is the record to blow their contemporaries out of the water. The Von Bondies will always be the underdog; the Mudhoney to The White Stripes’ Nirvana and The Strokes’ Pearl Jam, yet like their ‘90s contemporaries, they have the upper hand in terms of pure vigour and excitement. They also have the best singer – unlike White’s thin bluesy whine, Stollsteimer’s full-throated howl doesn’t grate over a whole album – and, with bassist Carrie Smith and guitarist Marcie Bolen, a wonderfully demented chemistry is realised.

There’s something distinctly feminine about the record. Even drummer Don Blum plays like a girl, with a primal, driving sense of rhythm that occasionally calls to mind Babes In Toyland’s Lori Barbero.

Musically it’s a leap forward from their debut, ‘Lack Of Communication’. Purists may bemoan the use of an actual producer and recording studio, and sure, the record is a tad sheeny. But what the fuck, the songs are hyper-concise and never less than explosive. The opening gambit is particularly riotous. ‘No Regrets’ and ‘Broken Man’ are speaker-shredding rock’n’roll masterpieces, while the classic pop stomp of ‘C’mon C’mon’ is easily the single of the year so far.

Things slow down somewhat thereafter. The long snake moan of ‘Mairead’ – an ode to the Queen Of Noize – comes over as particularly poignant (“Oh Mairead, your love is beyond compare… Tell me is this the end?”). Meanwhile, the Soledad Brothers baiting ‘Been Swank’ is pure venom (“I’ve been set up like the innocent/I’ve been Swank and loving it!”) and the Smith-led ‘Not That Social’ expertly adds momentum where the casual listener would tune out.

So we’re not talking Number One albums here, and perhaps that will upset the ambitions of young Stollsteimer. But he needn’t worry – ‘Pawn Shoppe Heart’ exists in its own creative arena above such chart fodder and long may its impression remain intact.

  • The Von Bondies 9 / 10
  • The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

    You're writing's come a long way Tom, that's a great piece.
    • Re: The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

      yes, that's a great review and a great album!
    • Re: The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

      "You're"?!

      ;-)
  • The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

    ""You're"?!

    ;-)"

    haha, nailed
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    Von Bondies were terrible at Brixton on Saturday. Really don't get why they were on the bill and it's a shame they made people leave before Funeral. If Franz weren't just a pawn to get people in early, it woulda been much better.
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      It sounds like a lot of people left before Funeral For A Friend most nights. It didn't happen on the last night of the tour in Cardiff... probably because that was their home gig and most of the tickets had gone before Franz Ferdinand 'hit the big time'.
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        I think it's pretty good people left before Funeral, because then people wouldn't have had to put up with their complete dogshit they claim is 'music'.
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          Word :)
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        Shady Adie: You're (!!!) a dork. Firstly because you must be such a message-board-loving geek that you have the time to pick up on people's wrong punctuation, oh how i despise that petty shit. Secondly, and mainly, beacuse you rated Busted, Tatu and Girls Aloud up there with the likes of The Pixies, AC/DC, and The Kills, and also voted one of the best bands I've seen in recent times, Dogs, 1/5. How the f**k did you get a job 'reviewing bands' (and I use that term in the loosest sense possible)?!?

        Not that it's a personal vendetta or owt. just wondered...

        • Re: The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

          correct punctuation rules!
          ...and you are such a message-board-loving geek that you have time to write a long, boring message binting on about someone writing a short, pithy comment about punctuation.
          'go figure' as the americans would say.
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          Methinks someone is getting a little too wound up over nothing. It's only a messageboard, dear. I didn't rate Dogs because I don't like them. Pretty simple really. As for 'finding the time' - you've spent the time going through my user profile and writing a rant against me. A little sad, no?
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          Returning to the original topic...The Von Bondies are BLAND. So that guy got his arse kicked by Jack White, and now the new album is genius!?

          This is general NME-hack-rock and nothing more. Stop it, stop it, stop it.
          • Re: The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

            Eeerrrrmm unless it was done with deliberate irony, you shouldn't have a grammattical error whilst commenting on someone else's writing!
            • Re: The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

              yes. deliberate irony or not? thats what i was wondering when i saw the comment.
              seeing as the writing in the article is really good, i'll have to assume they're was no irony was intended.
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            Three more words.

            No its not.


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            Anyone who gets in a fight with Jack White deserves five stars. Though the tit did lose...
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              the bloke from Von Bondies is a knob, they are bland, very bland!! as you say, the only reason they are now big news is thanks to Jack White kicking the singers lame arse! I'd do the same thing if I saw him at a gig
          • The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

            Saw von bondies on the nme tour in brum and they were very average and forgetable. Franz ferdinand were much better and the rapture were even better, left b4 ffaf to get the train (plus i dont like them)
          • Re: The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

            Von Bondies versus Biffy Clyro, anyone?
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            all of these naysayers have no idea. they haven't listened to the fucking album yet. i wasn't a massive fan of the von bondies before, but this album just blows everyone else out of the water.

            download/buy the album, then judge.
          • Re: The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

            Sean you penis. It's NME-hack-rock because you dont like it? Who said it was genius because of anything Jack White did?
            It's an exciting album.
            It's an enjoyable listen.
            What more could the reviewer want if he likes it?
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              Haha
            • Re: The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

              Just to make clear, this "Sean" person is not me. I post with my user account. We're probably gonna fade out all the anonymous postings, soon.
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          the von bondies are fucking great, any twat who says their shite shouldnt be wasting their fucking time reading reviews about someone they dont like! fuck off and go on funeral for a friends website if youre bored!
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          Perhaps it's because many 'indie' fans are far too narrow minded to stay around for what they perceive to be a 'rock' band. Betcha. The only ones who succesfully crossover the divide are The Darkness, because rockers love to laugh with them, and indie kids love to laugh at them.
        • The Von Bondies - Pawn Shoppe Heart

          Ooh, you're so commanding! I'll go and find one now.
          You swear a lot too, I am impressed, although you're lucky that the punctuation fairy isn't around today.