Eeeewwwwwwww...
Lindsay Lohan - sometime actress and singer, full-time celebrity party drunkard - has denied rumours that she had a little Full Throttle action with McFly drummer Harry Judd.
Yes, by 'Full Throttle' we mean nookie. It's 'cause of that horrible Herbie movie, y'see. Gosh.
The pair met while Lohan (pictured, eeewwwww) was filming an entirely different but equally awful movie entitled Just My Luck, for which the pop four-piece penned a song. Called 'Please, Please, Lindsay, Please'. No clues there, then.
Lohan told snooping report types:
"I didn't date (Harry). I didn't fancy any of the McFly boys. But they're really nice. A friend who was with me had a crush on one of them. But musically I prefer Arctic Monkeys."
Why, 'cause they sing about whores and stuff? WICKED.
"Why, 'cause they sing about whores and stuff? WICKED."
More likely because then she can be 'cool'. Just like everyone else.
omg
two things, first she soooo screwed him
secondly,
why did fat face tom just appear!
omg, this is like totally OLD NEWS
DiS is so behind the times; wasn't this rumoured over a year ago? Plus, what's with the comparison to the Arctic Monkeys? Some people make me sick...
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She'd probably get it...
yup..
although essentially she's just a more credible version of Paris Hilton
It's a lie....................
Lindsay Lohan is the saviour of modern pop/rock
^^That's the only lie, sir
Her statement may ruin the career of Arctic Monkeys henceforth. (Yes, "henceforth")
All hail Lindsay Lohan.
PS: I'd hit that.
AAGGHHRRR
HOLY CRAP, TOM FROM KEANE. AM I AWAKE??!? help me. am i tom from keane? that was the worst thing ever.
..
roll onto the Keane advert then back off once he says "hi".
He kind of skims across the screen, oh the fun.
i know
i made him say 'hi i'm tom from keane' about 180 times earlier.. i came round about 15mins ago and i think i'm a morman now or something.
s'fun.
I would
Yeah.
Anyone who wouldn't
Is either gay, lying, or female.
In other news, my girlfriend looks like Lindsay Lohan, only not ginger and skinny.
to be fair...
i bet she has a lot of power tools in her tool box, and she probably changes them often....I'd be scared to lend her mine in case it came back rusty and unusable...probably still lend it her though!