Theres a guy in my french class called "Sandy Sanderson".
Thats double the sand !
Plus, our teacher is called ....MRS Sanderson !
Triple the sand ! WOW !
Its almost a beach in here.
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Knew a guy called
Hugues Capet.
Like the french king...
i'd waited all my life for a teacher called richard head
he was head of geography at my college! yes!
there was a girl at my primary school called jennifer taylor, jenny for a short. i didn't realise how hilarious this was until years later.
You're Garden Head
Are you related to Richard Head, then?
i would so love to be called Hughes Capet
or really any relatively famous monarch. It would be amazing.
My uncle is called Sandy Shaw.
But thats only a nickname.
His mam, though, is called Rhoda.
Rhoda Shaw.
Rhoda Shaw.
Ive heard of a
Johanna Nailor.
Jo-anna Nail-or
yo-wanna nail-her
Big LOLs all round.
who calls their son sandy?
some one said
His names actually stuart or something. But he gets called sandy sanderson. And hes down on the register as sandy i think.
Theyve probably ben lying to me again.
Err, my cousin did
but then shes Scottish and there a different sorts of rules on what kind of name gets the shit kicked out of you up there.
My step-mum worked with someone called
Polly Parrot. No lie.
Richard
Head?
I knew someone at school called
Paul Mycock.
Markita-Babs Rosebush?
My mother knew a
Aimee Moi ( = love me...)
I just have an unfortunate name
cos everyone pronounces it wrong.
The worst so far has been Lloyd.
Lydon is sexy name
thank you
but no matter, the million mis-pronounciations is enough to make you want to change your name to any of the ones here, I'll go with Dwaine Pipe, I like that one.
My dad went to school with three
Anglo-Indian, they were called Toast, Afag and Mutloob.
hmm
my name: jamie summers
the alter-ego of the bionic woman: jaime sommers.
the name of a lesbian porn star: jaime summers.
the name of a gay porn star: jamie summers.
googling is a nightmare.
To be fair...
why do you need to google yourself?
why
not ?
There's a guy in work called Garry Batman
A girl in school's sirname was Fish, her baby was called Courtney.
Courtney Fish? Not today no.
I also heard of a woman called Theresa Green as well.
Phil McCracken?
Ben Dover? hey isn't there someone on her called that?
My pornstar name is Sally Cooper
I have a friend
called James brown. But hes not the godfather of soul. I doubt hell even still be dancing when hes in his 80s.
there was a kid at school
called Matthew Applecrunch
Unfortunate
that's amazing
Ben Dover
Wayne King
Some kid at my college
was called Richard Cheese
Brilliant
classic
someone from that Sky F1 ripoff was called
Will Power
whilst not shockingly rude
my father used to teach someone called Dwain Pipe which still makes me giggle.
he had a speech impediment and all
We had a few funny one's come up at my old work.
"Hello, can I speak to Mr Cockburn please"
And Mr Shakeshaft made me chuckle too.
I went to Uni with a Ewan Kerr and a Duncan Hiscock
and to school with a Mike Rapp. My missus was at Uni with a guy called Simian Rimmer... that... just... no. Isn't that how AIDS spread the human population?*
*rhetorical question
I love the un-rude ones
theyre so much better. Like Dwain pipe. and Matthew applecrunch as was said up there somewhere ^^^
no shit?
my friend's mum used to teach someone called Dwain Pipe!
My biology lecturer
was called Dr Wayne Kerr. Well it amused me.
Also
Somebody came for a interview at my place of work, he was called Mr Little-dyke
I chuckled i did.
My ex next door neighbour
was called MRS Mann.
Not really that funny. But i thought it was.
Oh! I just remembered:
I have also known two people with the surname 'Pratt' and my best mates initials are C.A.C haha!
a teacher at my school
is called Mrs. Gay-Gies
and my gym teacher is a Mrs. Spaas.
Well I know someone with the surname Bates
Guess what it says on bank statements:
Master Bates
..
my sister name is spelt wai-thing but is pronounced way-ting.... hehe
i used to know a masterbates too :)
but he was northern, so he said it wrong :p
I think
Iona Mackintosh is the best I've come across.
one of my friend's
name is Jacob Creutzfeld. He gets to hear many, many, many jokes about cows and mad cow-disease (human version known as Jacob-creutzfeld disease)
ah...
did mean creutzfeld-jacob disease...
We had a teacher called
Mr. Condon.
The hilarity.
worst perhaps
Some kid at my old school used to be called Michael Jackson.
imagine the fun.
I play (tennis)
with a Mr. Dick Ward.
I had a teacher
called Miss Titterington. teehee. titties. :)
posh wanker neighbours of ours insist their surname is pronounced
sid-eee-bot-tomb rather than sidebottom.
A bit shit
but Iona Halliday
which people would turn into IONA HOLIDAY HUR HUR
How the fuck can you own a holiday...?
that ghana footballer
pimpong. hee hee pimp and pong combined.
plus rhymes with ping pong
I have a friend called Henry
I call him hoover...
double wammie if you have seen Spaced :)