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Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

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by Andrew Future
Artists: Westlife
Britain is on tenterhooks this morning amid reports that boy band Westlife are to announce that Brian McFadden is to quit.

Brian, who has co-written this year’s Irish Eurovision entry is said to want to stay at home with wife Kerry and their two kids whilst the remaining four embark on another four month tour. He is said to find the lifestyle which has made him a millionaire despite his lack of song-writing or creative credits, ‘gruelling’.

Westlife broke all manner of chart records by having seven number one hits once they took Boyzone’s mantle of ‘million selling bunch of Irish wankers’. If he does confirm his split from the group, expect to never hear of him again.


Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

Please don't let this be true. I don't know how I'll cope if it is.

Re: Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

Ahh well, plenty more blonde-haired boy-banders in the pop sea......ner mind

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

For a while, I wondered why Westlife hadn't suffered the fate of many pop groups - the lookalike tribute band. Then I realised that hippos were reclusive animals and thus it would be impossible to have a fake Bryan in the line-up.

This is good news for all wannabe Westlife lookalike bands.

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

His bird mings real good.

Seeya Bri! Taraa a bit.

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

WhooOOoooOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOOoooooo!!!!!

1 down, 4 to go :-P

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

Its a great day for popular music.

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

#Sniff# how am i going to live? (with a beaming smile on my face, i should think!)

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

He really is a massive cunt isn't he? Face you just want to smash with scaffold clips and then glass and then stamp on again and again and again until his actual head is flat red mush.

I wish him well.

Re: Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

That is the best post ever. No contest.

Re: Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

Yep, second that :) Great work!

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

The best bit was, and this is taken DIRECTLY from the press release;

"Like all the great bands, Westlife have now become a four-piece"

Or something like that. Twats.

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

Yeah! hopefully they will split in the next few months! I hate Westlife & not becasue they are just a boyband, but because they have released the same meaninless love songs which only sad early teenagers and over weight middle aged bored house wives (with no love in the marriage and their sad dream of actually shagging one of them & a wesstlife member taking them away from their sad lives) would only ever buy their cd's & singles.
I work in a record shop & I see who buys their music!

westlife R.I.P good riddence!

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

why they r a good bad together

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

why they r a good band thgether

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

wot da fuk u bin sayin bout mi gran??!?!?!?!!?!?! Il brik ya in da bollox!!?!?!?!?!!!

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

why dun they jus do wut his wife did,replace him:|

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

They could replace him, but it's hard to find someone so talentless AND annoying.

(Not really actually. Have any of you ever actually been to Dublin?)

Brian: Breastlife over Westlife

*crosses fingers* please split up and rid the world of your pathetic attempts at music!!!!!!!




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