by a woman who's late at least twice every week.
i'm pissed off, especially as i have to rely on public transport and she has a car.
I HATE MY CUNTING JOB
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Kill her
that simple.
i love every post you make simply cos
after every one it says "yes"
yes
Still, you got your own back
by wasting time on here rather than doing any work!
Bury her in sand, up to the neck,
Then take a giant runup and tak a penalty with her head as the ball, making it fly off, out of the window, and into the window of a neighbouring office.
if you do this ^
then can you youtube it for amusement?
ta
Yeah
Put video evidence of you decapitating your boss on the internet.
Come on, itll be a LARF.
hahah, i thought you were going to say
"do a shit, right next to her face"
but the kicking thing might work too.
good god.
that's fucking horrible.
DO THIS.
And there was me thinking of honey on her face and a load of ants & wasps...
Hahahahaha!
I like John Brainlove tonight. He's well good.
Dump her
wait..
Butthole.
i get in trouble if i am a minute late back from my break
it's pretty "funny".
Alternatively, try a deadpan gaze and wry fuck-off-i-hate-you smile
That used to be my tactics. Followed by a pause after she's finished and then "is that everything?".
I don't respond well to authority in general, but especially not from powertrip ego wankers in positions of non-power.
i don't even know what her position is
as far as i'm aware, she's the "Woman Who I Go Ask When I Want To Take Holiday".
Then may I suggest you keep her on side, she sounds like quite an important person
If 'important' means 'bloated asshole in charge of nothing of importance'.
The Woman Who Decides If You Can Take The Holiday You Want? She's up there with the Man That Gives Me Free Computer Equipment And Stuff. I think that is his official title
I'm with the Judge on this one
she's important!
easy : don't be late !
So wake up earlier.
Kids are good for that. So have a couple of them.
It works for me...
My friend
told me at his work, someone was nearly rerported for being literally six seconds late.
Buy a radio alarm clock
then set it to radio 1. Youll wake up to the smooth tones of chris moyles shouting at someone. That gets me out of bed.
not as good as
a little one screaming for milk...
nah
chris moyles does that too.
screaming for milk ?
?
Next time she tells you off for something
Pause and then reply.
"Are we flirting?"
Works with both men and women.
:o)
I like that one.
There was an article in the Metro which had research suggesting that people who are regularly late are actually better workers and more intelligent.
I highlighted the key words and left it on my bosses desk coz I'm never ever on time. For anything.
She doesn't really care tho, so long as I do the work she's reasonably easy going.
Yeah, if someone says something that I don't understand/don't like, I like to respond with 'Are you asking me out?' That tends to bring the whole conversation to a stop
OMG!
AHHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!
Urgh
I just got told off for being so open about my week-time exploits.. apparently it detracts from my professionalism. :o(
I haaaaaate being told off, especially when I suspect they're right.
i'm looking forward to telling some people to fuck off when i leave here
i'm no way getting a good reference...
do the whole quadrophenia bit
about taking their bleeding franking machines and shoving it up their arse.
Then shag Leslie Ash.
Then drive your scooter over a cliff.
Please.
Ta.
Don't you dare.
Do any of those things, I mean.
ESPECIALLY shag or drive off a cliff.
For talking about them on HERE?
or just in the office generally? Your work was responsible for the state you were in yesterday, surely?
I've been
About half an hour late every day for the last six months. My boss hasn't mentioned it.
The "c" word is bad, CC.
So I say... FUCK THAT! : )