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twist and crouch

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by meths
meths | 16 Jun '06, 12:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

that is amazing


Thinks - "Hmmm, snappy tagline to go with this photo. Hmmm.... Got it!!!"

"...Simon Morris took this picture of an England fan eating an ice lolly while wearing a Peter Crouch mask..."

Imagination at work


"Simon Morris

backed away in terror as this cardboard zombie Peter Crouch- apparently the result of a bizarre nuclear waste truck/England merchandising vehicle pileup on the M1- devoured the ice lolly and then moved onto the unfortunate photo snapper's flesh."


It took me a while

to work out that it is a dog in the fountain


you can see her hip bone

she's probably about 17 or 18, i reckon.

probably exactly like theo walcott's girlfriend.

she most likely had her first kiss at 13 and waited until she was 15 with a serious boyfriend to have sex.

she drinks heavily at parties, but seldom otherwise and hates smokers.


you still would tho

right?


100%

but i am NOT her stalker.