dont you just love made up words
my faves:
doofer - any object jooje - stir (pronounce it sort of french like)
to invent new words
vistnost - the trousers you wear whilst doing it.
the schlong and bollocks
You wear pants while doing it? By pants, I mean, trousers.
As in "how's your bird?"
^^pedantic twat^^
I like one I made recently: poparometer.
Which is my way of telling if I would dance to a pop song after drinking two pints.
=spatula
any knob/effect/switch on musical equipment
"CRANK"
v. to have a cry and a wank simultaneously
(for evidence, watch "Jarhead"*)
*quite a poo film, however
When you hair (which sprouts from follicles) is looking bollocks.
when you are shit at work because you spend all day posting on some music forum or other.
it can replace any verb/noun/adjective.
haha. Pretty nasty.
or can mean, 'I'm feeling bish bish'...
Fustie is a great one too - fustie is opposite to bish... and like, kinda 'nastie' or fastidious.
"bish" means "to run really fast":
"bish it!" (run away) "i was bishing down the wing when i was fouled"
Is my favourite. A euphemism, basically.
Although as vowel spoonerisms, "Fecking hull!" and "Fucking Kent!" are also deserving of attention.
*raises head ever so slightly at commander cool ;-)
" He proper bezzed it like! "
wow.
To swooop someone is to pick them up, like, in a car, or something. Isn't it stupid? Also, I like "dickbomb." I blurted that out to my brother once when I was too mad to think of anything else.
flebertyjab
to invent new words
vistnost - the trousers you wear whilst doing it.
SCHLOLLOX
the schlong and bollocks
Doing what?
You wear pants while doing it? By pants, I mean, trousers.
"Bird"
As in "how's your bird?"
All words are made up right?
^^pedantic twat^^
I like one I made recently:
poparometer.
Which is my way of telling if I would dance to a pop song after drinking two pints.
schubaflip
=spatula
conflagurator
any knob/effect/switch on musical equipment
my favourite is from Viz...
"CRANK"
v. to have a cry and a wank simultaneously
(for evidence, watch "Jarhead"*)
*quite a poo film, however
follocks
When you hair (which sprouts from follicles) is looking bollocks.
DiSfunctional
when you are shit at work because you spend all day posting on some music forum or other.
shlaiir
it can replace any verb/noun/adjective.
Devirginator
haha. Pretty nasty.
BISH! It's one of my most fav - is a term of endearment
or can mean, 'I'm feeling bish bish'...
Fustie is a great one too - fustie is opposite to bish... and like, kinda 'nastie' or fastidious.
no
"bish" means "to run really fast":
"bish it!" (run away)
"i was bishing down the wing when i was fouled"
"Brollocks!"
Is my favourite. A euphemism, basically.
Although as vowel spoonerisms, "Fecking hull!" and "Fucking Kent!" are also deserving of attention.
Nein - bish doesn't mean that in my small world
*raises head ever so slightly at commander cool ;-)
No, that's "bez"!
" He proper bezzed it like! "
spasmuffin
wow.
"Swoop"
To swooop someone is to pick them up, like, in a car, or something.
Isn't it stupid?
Also, I like "dickbomb." I blurted that out to my brother once when I was too mad to think of anything else.