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Best word to describe Peter Andre

Any advance on 'Fucktard'?


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    i think just plain old 'cunt' works pretty well!

    or maybe 'twat'
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      'Dweeb' is a personal favourite. Maybe that isn't storng enough though...
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        *strong. Excuse my crap typing.
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          arse bandit i think suitably describes him.
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            that's two words.

            (i'll get me coat...)
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              arsebandit. happy?
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                cattle
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                  ...
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                Not happy, no, with 'arsebandit' being used about anyone, fuck off.

                Also, If he was I'd have had him by now...
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                Arsebandit's good but not strong enough somehow. I think 'mother' together with 'f***er' would be good. Specially seeing as the bastard is releasing his single on *my* birthday! It's just not fair!
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                  Arsevictim is a little stronger than arsebandit, I feel...
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    "human shield"

    come the next war, i'm claiming him.
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      yeah, that's two words. i'm crazy like that
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        i think 'poor' is the best word.
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          Fuckstick
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            Nice one. I'm not really bothered if it's two words if it's a decent description.
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    "Homeless"

    You've got him now - we don't want him back...

    We don't want anything to do with him.

    Ever.
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      "Poptastic"

      Been watching too much Smash Hits on cable...
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        pop-tard
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          How about just "Who?"
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            'Genius' doesn't even come close.
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              Hunky? Beast? Sex?
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                Why not amalgamate all three into the ultimate adjective: "Hunkysexbeast"
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                  Rich ?
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                    "WACKY" ?
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      Born in London apparantly.

      One word?

      English.
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        thats the most objective way!

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    physically? lumpy. mentally? blithering. generally? knobwich. that's like a sandwich. but with knobs in.
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    Fuckwit sums him up
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      Man-Ambulance
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        Talented man. In the same way that Victoria Beckham is a modest demure woman
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    god's curse to mankind? oh but thats already a phrase.
    Peter Andre = mistake!
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    dweeb
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      our survey says:

      Mong
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        a prince among men
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        Woh, I haven't used 'mong' in years! I'm gonna have to use that this week, it's my challenge...
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    PLASTIC
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      is there any way of fitting 'i'd really like to be Michael Jackson, please' into one word?

      actually, don't answer that.
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        LUCKY...the guy must have some to make it where he is :O