Jack White

cuz hes as ubiquitous as the other glittery mock-superstars

Without doubt the needy pseudo crack-head from the Libertines. Put the guitar away and overdose soon, for all of our sakes.

10. Andrew Fletcher (Depeche Mode): Tally ho, one got incredibly rich by pressing the On switch on a keyboard a couple of times and dressing like your father, what what.

09. Morrissey: Yeah, I write good songs and I'm essentially a nice guy... but I perpetuate this message that it's OK to be a miserable git. It gets a little boring.

08. Jon Bon Jovi: My redeeming features are

07. Steve Vai: I'm actually a nice guy, but seriously, you think me masturbating with the aid of a plank of wood is in any way musical? WhatEV.

06. Lars Ulrich (Metallica): OOH, I'M SO ANGRY AND ROCKING THAT I WILL NEVER SELL OUT TO THE MTV MACHINE AND MAKE MUSIC VIDEOS. I'M ALL ABOUT THE FANS AND THE MUSIC. PERIOD. OH WAIT, I CAN BUY MY OWN TENNIS COURT AND NICE CLOTHES AND APPEAR AT VH1 FASHION SHOWS... OK, I'LL MAKE VIDEOS AND SUE THE FANS WHO GOT ME HERE... BUT I'M STILL ANGRY. BOO!

05. Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit): Hello, I am a giant, gaping, aging vagina dressed as someone about 25 years younger than me. I'm also technically the man that my lyrics attack by being a bigwig at a record company. Chachishamon!

04. Pete and Carl (The Libertines): Alright geezer, yeah, rock n' roll is all about banging out Clash rip-offs, jabbin' your arm with syringes and drinkin' till your brain turns to mush. Because self-destruction is cool and rock n' roll and doesn't turn you into a spaced out arrogant fuck at all.

03. Avril Lavigne / Amy Studt: I'm a popular, pretty girl. I'm actually quite intelligent... intelligent enough to realise that those kids I shat on at school were into something that's now trendy, so I'm going to get myself a Top Shop-style pop punk makeover and make whiny music for depressed townie girls.

02. The Good Charlotte Twins: DUDE we're SO edgy and alternative and girls think we're buff... buy our clothing range and our shit records that make sane people stab their ears.

01. Craig Nicholls (The Vines): OMG, I'm like SO rock n' roll and crazy and stuff!!!!! No really!!!!! WOOOOOR!!!!! That was me being crazy!!!!!

Wow no mention of Justin Hawkins or Jamie Cullum yet. Perhaps they're too obvious.

okay and those who make my list
1. Jack White - he ought to stop feeling like he is the saviour of rock and roll whatsoever
2. Avril Lavigne - well now i thought she didnt need to show skin to be liked. because its all about your music right.. and who's now in her panties in her new video? geez.
3. Simple Plan/good charlotte/lost prophets/yellowcard/creed/hoobastank - all so irritating they dont need a separate rank
4. Coldplay - i just dont like them lot. boring music.
5. Beck - i used to like him.. but whats all that scientology bollocks

more later..

WILLIAM HUNG.

WILLIAM HUNG.

So definitely KATIE MELUA

*pulls out hair*

She's revolting. Looks revolting, sounds revolting. Reminds people of Lloyd-Webber-annoyance, Sarah Brightman.

Why are these people allowed out to torture society?

And also Robbie Williams. I'd be ecstatic if I never heard one more note of his drivel-esque music again.

Where do I start?

I'll certainly go with mentions for Jamie Cullum and Avril Lavigne, and a few others...

Today I'm going to pick matey out of Jet, the one who insists on wearing a "Disco Sucks" t-shirt and going on about how all electronic music is really soulless and fake, maaaan, not like Jet, certifiably visionary master-craftsmen that they are...

jet are imperceptably bad.

In no particular order:
Avril Lavinge-stupid name, talentless, claimed to be punk but had never heard of the Sex Pistols(!!!!)
Katie Melua-Because she's an idiot, and I hate stupid people.
Joss Stone-She aggravates me intensely and I don't understand why these boring idiots are so popular.
Kurt Cobain(don't hit me for saying this)-He's over rated and his band did NOT change the world.
The guy from Franz Ferdinand-don't mind the band but his face annoys me.
Robbie Williams-because he's a twat.
The morons that present top of the pops-I don't understand a word they say and i've never heard any of the music they play.... hang on I just hate top of the pops...
so many other people i'll post more when my rage subsides.
Pxx

"Dave McPherson - sounds like an anal birth and twice as ugly" oh man im still laughing at that!

Ok howabout Ian Watkins from Lostprophets - Prententious Cunt, Shit Lyrics, Cliched Band, Boring Image and he wears more makeup than a whore on a Bank Holiday.

Good Day!