Playing live for your delight this month are:
ART OF BURNING WATER
These guys do not fuck around! Some guy from some other great band was moved to remark "They know how to rip it up!" No shit. This ain't heavy, brother; it's cataclysmic. It's progressive rock without the wank (the emphasis is on the ROCK here, kids). Think Melvins, Neurosis, war, death, destruction... basically they rock so much harder than you do.
Click here why don't you?
RED STARS PARADE
These guys also know how to rip it up, only in a slightly different way. This is powerful progressive hardcore, like Pelican making whoopee with Cult Of Luna. Sludge-sex-death-FUN!
Wanna hear something? Fair enough!
PLUS! PLUS! PLUS!
Extra, extra special guests to be announced sometime between NOW and THEN. We could give you a clue, but that'd spoil our fun....
OH OKAY ALREADY! It's RAMESSES, who just happen to feature former members of the fucking "ace on toast" (to quote Mr Mat Hocking, DiS metal mutha) Electric Wizard (who released tres rocking records on Rise Above, home to Cathedral, Orange Goblin etc). GET IN! Egyptian-industrial-noise? Damn straight! Louder than my ass after an egg, beans and black pudding omelette? Hell yeah! They're coming up from Dorset especially to slay you. Yes, you. So be there. A fourth band will complete the bill, one of our very favourites... any guesses? Anyone...?
Oh, and there will be the (un)usual DJ action from Chris and Mike (that's me! I take requests but only with offers of beer). Expect a mix of toe-tapping beats and butt-busting sludge. And maybe some country and western.
Doors open at 8 this time, so get in early!
Here's everything you need to know:
WHAT? NONE MORE ROCK #3
WHERE? Upstairs at the Garage, Holloway Road, London
(nearest tube = Highbury and Islington, Victoria Line)
WHEN? THIS Friday, 28th May. The fun starts at 8pm, and ends when we say so.
HOW? Much? Well, how much d'ya wanna give us? A fiver I'd reckon.
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don't book bum snogger and emotive exposed again they drove all the girls to hide in the toilet for the evening and then half the men stood in the corridor outside the toilets so they could talk to the girls.
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What's the matter? Can't handle the rock?
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If they've no cash they'll just have to WORK for it, be they man, woman, or beast.
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Sorry.
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to be fair i think i just ignored you, carried on drinking and then stole all of bumsnoggers stickers.
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but it was all a bit tiring. i don't like watching 40 year old men with tits stand infront of the stage, backs to the audience shouting back at the rest of their band. its boring.
plus bumsnogger wouldn't make friends with us.
we will be pilots were of course brill.
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or just selected for inherent 'none more rock' value?
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you'll have to wait n see!
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I just put up the most ROCK picture I could find.
BUT, I will play something off Inches at least.
Probably 'We'll Make A Lover Of You'.
Maybe.
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it just got better btw...
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plus there was a rumour of nazi salutes in bumsnogger's set which although unconfirmed is a little worrying.
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But, whatever... this month is going to be SO much better.
Ramesses are gonna slay.
Art of Burning Water are gonna destroy.
The others... well, they'll do whatever they do.
GET IN.
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but will it be suitable for girls? i found it all a bit scary and intimidating last month.
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Ramesses and Art of Burning Water will be heavy, granted, but they won't steal your sweets or eat your cat or anything.
Maybe your dog...
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I have seen it wandering down Upper Street on its own.
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Just read this from their website:
"It's great to have the freedom to sound like Queens of The Stone Age or Sleep one minute and Burning Witch the next. But with our track record you expect some fucked up organic, thick, atmospheric, heavy, futuristic drone sounds..."
Pretty much spot on if you ask me.
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Oh yeah!
Problem is I've gotta leave early to get a train to Tonbridge!
SUCKS.
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and cheers to mike and mat for having us. we had fun clearing the room, cus, as manowar say, "fakes and posers, leave the room!"
angelac: please don't make up rumours about us and "nazi salutes!". thats downright malicious and untrue.
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I expect to be impressed!
I have a whole load of quality records on me, oh yeah!
Including Isis, actually.
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I cannot fooking wait!
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I am SO looking forward to tonight.
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I had ten shades of ROCK knocked out of me during Art of Burning Water's set, and as for Red Stars Parade! Well roger me with a shovel and call me sylvia they were magnificent! Anyone + everyone, go see these guys! I can still feel the rumbling guitar chugs bubbling through my arteries and making my legs go all wobbly and stuff. Fan-blimmin'-tastic!
But Ramesses! Wowsers! A perfect sludge-ridden end to the evening these guys know how to reel you in and hypnotise you with their evil stoner-doom mantra and arse-rattling riffs!
I don't know we do it y'know!
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Then again, I didn't see much at all.