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David Wrench: Superhorny

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  • Type: Single
  • Release date: 01/06/2004
  • Label: Storm Music
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A reliably eccentric British indie scene again warms the cockles of the heart with what even in the light of the new incarnation of Mark Owen as alt-troubadour is a remarkably ludicrous achievement, introducing the alternative world to a 6’5” albino synth-pop ego from North Wales.

David Wrench, also gleeful recipient of a Viking ancestry, for the most part avoids what would be the clichéd trappings of novelty that are so often the given for such an act, and instead embarks on a sometimes all-too genuine, others illuminating attempt at subversive soundscapes. His oeuvre is a duality of wistful comic insights and poetics coated in what at times seems to be a parody of generic dance beats, and some wryly mournful synth-soul politicising that on this occasion manages to successfully stride the tightrope of the utterly prosaic.

Lead track ‘Superhorny’ is what would be “classic” Bloodhound Gang with only the remnants of a fertile brain to ennoble. Bouncing along with the albeit sad destiny of being danced to in darkness by the mythic lone character with the fluorescent penis sheath, it however retains a sufficient whiff of true pop ingenuity to save it from the absolute mire, and what at first seems like a quintessentially banal Chubby Brown line inserted mid-flight (“I’m superhorny/like test-match cricket/come here baby put your leg before my wicket”) is on retrospect actually quite funny. Undoubtedly a danger as commercially potent as anything by Aqua if it ever got out into the mainstream, in its current obscurity ‘Superhorny’ is essentially a pleasing musical oddity amounting to Fraggle Rock meets a rural Wales Marilyn Manson.

Availing oneself of the task of listening to more, track two succeeds in highlighting the more developed side of Wrench’s musical coin. Transcending mere musical parody, ‘Do It To You Wrong’ is what you would imagine to be classic Wrench, a smouldering throber this time resounding to a genuine beat, the gentle giant/pervert beguilingly mourning his priapic intent amid the lyrical scenery of psychological waste-land and painting a pretty decent picture. Going one further, the equally charmingly titled and politically charged ‘Fuck You (And Your War On Terror)’ will turn heads as actually a delicate and mournful electro-waltz reminiscent even of the elegant Black Box Recorder, led by a foul-mouthed political depressive.

The overall effect of Wrench is beguilingly foul, and provided he can continue coating his perceptions in the forms of a genuine musical spark he could well be onto something. The danger is he'll descend into a murky eighties musical nightmare. If you’re looking for somebody to start or conversely end your party with some genuine alternative behaviour, Wrench is currently, either way, undoubtedly the man. Good luck to him.

  • David Wrench 7 / 10
  • David Wrench - Superhorny

    this is surprisingly good.
    sounds like the new morrissey album, actually.
    saw him walking around town once.
    was freaked out a little
    • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

      wow look im ur only lil frendie lol ...do u member me u freked me out agghhh jus a lil bit actuaklly yer u freked me out alot but it does sound like the morrisy album !! wb mr kwleio .................ova n out !!! x x
      • David Wrench - Superhorny

        Wrenchy = ace

        told ya Bangor was the home of Rock n Roll


        • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

          your spelling never fails to enthrall me
          • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

            noone ever told me...
            • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

              ahhh my spellings fine lol......................em.....most of the time !!! i think not !! o wel il live u use big wrds lol -now that is freaky :} wb bye z
              • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

                is freaky your favourite wordor summat.
                • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

                  no actually my fav wrd is confuzzeled something u do 2 me oftern !!!!!!!!!! :p
                  haha wb x x
                  • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

                    are you like some dumb little cheerleader who thinks its cool to add extra letters to words just to make them sound cute and fluffy
                    • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

                      omg ! yer-of course im sum lil cheerleader yer ryt am i s-t-r-e-s-s- head i only replyed 2 a post ...wots up ur arse ???
                      • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

                        o yer and how can a wrd sound fluffy ?? start growing hairy mould !!
                        • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

                          well confuzzeleds got the word fuzz smack ban in the middle of it. i reckon most people think of fuzz as being a fluffy word.
                          • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

                            or fuzz as in fuzzy , blurry ...so there! woteva i dnt care ur the one hu gets well stressd !! And y wud i b a cheerleader we dnt exacly live in america do we ??
                            • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

                              well jesus i am the one coming of stressed arent i. even thogh im not using exclamation marks every 2 words and practically shouting at the computer screen. oh and by the way the uk does have cheerleading squads.
                          • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

                            fuzz is often used when describing distinctly un-cuddly/fluffy guitar textures
                            • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

                              fuzz is a kind of texture which is described as being soft and fluffy. wait a minute why are we discussing fuzz.
            • Re: David Wrench - Superhorny

              This review is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR too long.

              It'd be quicker to leave the house, catch the bus to town, buy the CD from your local indie, go for a pint, head home, realise that your CD player is broke, send it off to the manufacturer along with a valid warranty for repair, wait 28ish days, unpack your shiny working CD player, play the CD and then form an opinion of your own.
          • David Wrench - Superhorny

            A complex subjetc well dealt with - nice to have more than a few lines in a singles review.

            Wrench should use the circus theme.
          • David Wrench - Superhorny

            Hey, weren't you the bird that advertised AOL or Freeserve or something Connie?

            Or is Connie just short for your real name




























            Conor McNicholas