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mullets...how fresh

is it just me or do you also find mullets a crime against humanity. as a whole I'm a pretty laid back kinda guy with money on his mind, but what is the fecking point to a mullet...i think you'll find there is known (unless you use it to protect your neck from the sun)
so if indeed a member of Dis has a mullet please, please, please tell me why, and secondly why your wearing one of theose rather ponsy, pretentious and annoying libertines jackets which i presume you are (it comes with the terriotory)
I wish the NME would stop vomiting on people
Mungo | 20 Jun '04, 23:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply


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    Mungo, you appear to be in ignorance of the fact that mullet is a mental illness.
    Zoo1 | 20 Jun '04, 23:49 | Reply

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    dont be so kind to them, mental illness is too easy of an excuse, no these ppl are fully conscience of what there doing. they have enough money to go to tony&gay (sorry cheap shot) which indicates to me that these ppl may even have jobs. i know i cant fully comprehend it either, maybe some kinda individuals take pity on them. perhaps i shud start somekind of rehab programme for these tortured souls, a two pound month jobby something like that
    Mungo | 20 Jun '04, 23:55 | Reply

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      It's only those young, trendy types who have mullet cuts that are worthy of a lash of the tongue. And in any case they're so 2 years ago so they deserve even more of a tongue lashing. I'm still intrigued by those 40 something year old men who sport the curly mullet/moustache look. They truly cannot know any better. Perhaps you're right and it is to avoid the "redneck" stigma. But then they're generally the ones waving the confederate flags...
      For more mullet fun go to www.mulletsgalore.com but be prepared for a scare. There's even a section on the extreme sport that is mullet touching for the braver amongst you.
      kitty_empire | 21 Jun '04, 11:06 | Reply

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      Mullets serve pretty well as an object of entertainment. A friend of mine had a long 'shag' look, and was trimming it up to look neater. For a joke, he left the back long and sported a hideous mullet for an entire day before we forced him to trim the back. We took a lot of pictures. It was fun.

      ...People who wear mullets because they LIKE them... now that's a different story...
      Six_nightmares | 21 Jun '04, 20:32 | Reply

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      s/Jobs/Trust funds/
      matt | 22 Jun '04, 00:28 | Reply

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    It makes sense to me...

    Business in the front
    Party in the back.

    As if you wouldn't have a mullet.

    Skullets are even better, I love a bald man with a pony tail...





    Kidding, of course.
    Ezra | 22 Jun '04, 06:07 | Reply

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      mullet size is proportional to the amount of tongue wagging and tapping solos a person does.
      waves | 22 Jun '04, 12:43 | Reply

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        What bothers me is that there is no distinction between people with shit haircuts, 'they missed a bit, yeah, that bit at the back', and true Pat Sharp style beauties.The former should be taken advantage of while drunk, a small pair of scissors on a penknife should do the trick. The latter should all wear high-visibility yellow jackets with 'MULLET PATROL' on them, and be revered.
        lou- | 22 Jun '04, 13:14 | Reply

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          another crime along with mullets, is a Jacket and Jean combo. Just NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All you would need to do is perm the mullet, wear your jacket and jeans and you become jeremy clarkson. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          whizz303 | 23 Jun '04, 19:20 | Reply

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            theres nothing wrong with jeremy clarkson.
            easy_rob | 23 Jun '04, 21:27 | Reply

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              there's a lot wrong with Jeremy Clarkson
              loner | 23 Jun '04, 21:43 | Reply

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                jeremy clarkson IS wrong.
                Alexander | 23 Jun '04, 23:43 | Reply

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                  the thing i love about this new wave of art-mulleteering is that you just KNOW that they look in the mirror everyday, three times minimum- point at it and say, 'looking goooood'
                  makes me laugh thinking about that evertime i see one of those bell ends

                  but a true old school rockers mullet, thats genius. they've fought the fight, won the war- theve earned the right to look like a cunt.
                  nappy_coin | 26 Jun '04, 11:56 | Reply

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                    worst thing is my hairdresser always tries to give me one by not cutting the back, and i'm too polite and shy and retiring to say anything, so i end up not with a mullet at all but a strangely long back
                    loner | 26 Jun '04, 12:28 | Reply

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                      I've got a mullet.

                      I fucking love the mullet buzz, I really do.

                      As with Incest and Necrophilia, the only critics are those who have never experienced it...
                      Youdontknow | 26 Jun '04, 13:50 | Reply

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                        What about Cooper Temple Clause mullets? I'd like your views on them
                        starfunny | 26 Jun '04, 20:00 | Reply

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                          cooper mullets are art mullets. overgrown over cared for and ultimately shit.
                          i used to have a normal mullet ages ago, and to be fair it was funny because so many people abuse you for it, that you keep it just to piss them off. i looked like a right twat though.
                          nappy_coin | 27 Jun '04, 16:25 | Reply

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                            NO NO NO! The Hoxton fin etc is gone. It should merely be a memory of the last couple of years. Like Burberry check. We should remember that the fin and nu-mullet are the hair styles of choice for shit footballers nationwide.
                            keiths_tele | 25 Sep '04, 11:49 | Reply

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                              i like mullets but only johnny borells
                              sleaze_rock_bitch | 25 Sep '04, 12:04 | Reply

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                                While we're on the mullet buzz, here are other things that have to be slagged off, being as they are items in the wardrobe of fashionistas:

                                -Hooped jumpers, usually blue and black
                                -Trilby hats
                                -Long scarves. I've lost count of the times I've seen sweaty boys in Barfly wearing these. Usually worn in conjunction with the suit jacket, and sometimes with sunglasses
                                -Grubby t-shirts featuring Disney characters, saying somthing like 'Florida Expo 1972' on them, to show the true vintage. Never mind the fact that the t-shirts look as if they carry every virus known to man in their fibres
                                -Guitars. Which they can't play for shit
                                sammoandy | 25 Sep '04, 12:22 | Reply

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                                  The people i cant stand are the ones that call themselves "indie" or "rock" or "individual" and shop in topshop or zara, or cloth themselves 100% H&M....very individual to dress like 10% of the nation does.....well done. And ive gotta agree with you 'sammoandy' its the wannabies that all dress the same! Blazer, jeans, old top, scarf, mullet.....maybe a belt and some cons/dunlops.
                                  katiekatie | 25 Sep '04, 13:03 | Reply

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                                    A long time ago, when I used to hug trees, I didn't want to cut my hair, on the other hand I also did not want a parting (I thought they were for squares), so to see where I was going, I did concede to cut my hair at the front. Apparently this was a mullet(luckily I did have straight hair)
                                    Does this qualify as reasonable grounds to want to have my hair as I did?

                                    I shall endeavor to scan in an old photo to enable you all to marvel at its glory(it reached halfway down my back)
                                    creakyknees | 25 Sep '04, 13:21 | Reply

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                                    Don't get me wrong, I'm probably one of the most boring looking people in the world (I dress like the man from C&A most of the time, sad I know) - but I run a mile from the 'hip' clothes, for fear of looking like an indie wanker.

                                    So that's it, folks - go to you local venue wearing tuxedos and ballgowns. That'll stir things up a bit
                                    sammoandy | 25 Sep '04, 13:33 | Reply

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                                      but you dress in what you think is comfortable, your you and you dont follow trends....fair play!
                                      katiekatie | 25 Sep '04, 13:52 | Reply

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                          That was like 2 years ago. They beards and shit now, not mullets.
                          themurdermystery | 27 Sep '04, 10:45 | Reply

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                            I saw a woman with a mullet style hair-do at work today. It was more or less long enough for her to tie it back as well. Very odd.
                            PurplePenguin | 27 Sep '04, 15:29 | Reply

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    i want a bomber jacket.

    Like michael douglas' in basic instinct
    chris_undereducated | 27 Sep '04, 16:16 | Reply

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      i absolutely deteste the blazer jeans look its so mainstream ,you cant dress like that and call yourself indie rock or individual like katie said when half the nation is dressing like that
      sleaze_rock_bitch | 27 Sep '04, 16:32 | Reply

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        I guess everyone on DiS is a nudist or a fashion criminal, as it seems almost all clothes are illegal...
        John_Brainlove | 27 Sep '04, 17:56 | Reply