( shamelessly stolen from http://www.lisashea.com/lisabase/fun/diarydog.html ) EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY: Day number 180 8:0…
i appear to have started a new record label. the old one is pretty dead, to be fair. anyway, last night i offered to do a CDR rele…
so, my flatmate has this tape, right? it's one that some guy she went on one date with, a number of years ago gave her. basically,…
i ended up going to see help she can't swim on my own tonight. i stood around, chaindrinking strongbow and trying to look non-desc…
as per above. this morning, on the bus to work, i mentally composed a resignation letter. my intention was to type it up, and the…
i'm sorry for running onto a bus after showing you where the station was. it was just too cold! but i liked your twee brown dress.…
you can show up at my house completely unannounced we'll have that movie kiss we talked about where there are no words just a soft…
Once again, due to tourists getting in my way, I missed an 88 this evening by about 30 seconds. On a whim I decided that, instead …
there's a girl in my bed. she's snoring like a cow. i want to sleep. how do i make her leave? :'(…
i am listening to the new jetplane landing album. :D…
when the devil came he was not red he was chrome and he said "come with me.. you must go" so i went…
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