By simple gossip-logic, Sue Barker is, herefore, a lesbo.
Barrymore had relations with Duncan Norvelle.
Mel AND Sue both paid for theor entry onto the comedy writing gravy train via muff-related favours.
Prince Charles molested a male servant at Windsor castle and paid £70k to hush it up.
I could name at least 12 current 'song writers' who are well regarded in DiS circles who do little more than give a thumbs up to a team of song writers.
George Michael bummed my mum.
Am I banned yet? I can't find an 'exit' button so I'll go with this.
Lisa Stansfield sucked a terrible man's sherbert dib-dab.