Pentargo hit upon an AWESOME idea in one of the MBV threads - band top trumps.
As I remember, Top Trumps normally have about 5 or 6 categories. My suggestions are:
Indie cred: x out of 10
Fashion sense: x out of 10
Attractiveness: x out of 10
Discography (quality): x out of 10
Discography (quantity): number (you want The Fall)
Let's agree the categories today and then from tomorrow (excitement), nominate a band and assign scores (with justification). If we can agree, Sean can have them printed and copyrighted for endless nerdy fun.
Or this could just be rubbish.